Granted but he gathers 10 billion ants to form an army and kills you.
I wish I had a cookie from cookiemonster's cookie jar and it would never go bad, explode, implode, dissappear, go bad or be bad to start with. I could eat it no matter what happens, it wouldnt kill me or make me sick, it would come out the other end fully digested, the digested nutrients couldnt explode, implode, hurt me, the cookie is 4 inches in diameter and .5 inches thick, the moment anything is added to it ex poision, it repels it instantly, the cookie couldnt change size, shape, and what makes up the cookie couldnt be changed at all and time couldnt be changed from how fast it normally goes and if the cookie would have to follow me everywhere i went and i couldnt die until i ate it.
lol