Wish Granted, but...

[Tremrist]

Granted, but Badspot would'nt allow that and then ban you.


I wish i could play the piano.

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[Deoxy99]

Granted, but your broke the piano because your fingers are as heavy as bricks.

I wish that I had ice cream right about now.

[Niblic]

Granted, but your broke the piano because your fingers are as heavy as bricks.

I wish that I had ice cream right about now.

It turns into acid because little kid scientist-wannabes like you cannot eat stupid kidstuff.

[Healbadbad]

Granted, but your family gets murdered and your house looted then burned down :(

i wish i was bill gates

[Tremrist]

Granted, but you spend all your money on hookers.


I wish that everything and everyone would bow before me!

[Deoxy99]

Granted, but one person does not do it. Healbadbad!

I wish one day, I build a machine that solves all my problems!

[pantherfan]

Granted But it malfunctions.



I wish that All the loving over 9000 memes didnt exist.

[Healbadbad]

sadly, over 10000 memes began to spring up

i wish i could rule the internet

[Deoxy99]

Granted, but someone bans you forever from the internet.

I wish that I had the Sims 3 special package!

[Tremrist]

Granted, but then the world blows up before you play it.


I wish Gay love   I could have godlike powers.

[Deoxy99]

Granted, but they go haywire!

I wish that I could be a Screenshooter!

[Healbadbad]

it is taken literally and you shoot your screen

i wish for a dime

[Cody574]

Granted, but your screenshots suck-oh, wait, they already do here on these forums.

I wish that YouTube wasn't forcing the new channels on everyone.

[Deoxy99]

Granted, but you forget and do it yourself!

I wish for a billion dollars!

[Cody574]

Granted, but more than half of it was taken for tax.

I wish that Blockland's forums used MyBB instead of SMF.