Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 626667 times)

Whatisthis · November 13, 2009, 12:11:41 PM

Not funny, you didn't put a wish.

I wish that people would respect me.

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Doorman · November 13, 2009, 04:25:59 PM

Granted, but you forget it up.

I wish for stoof.

DracoSoul · November 13, 2009, 04:26:42 PM

And you get it.

I wish for pie.

Doomonkey · November 14, 2009, 10:05:46 PM

Granted, but it has a bomb in it.

I wish for a bomb.inb4grantedbutithasapieinit

Aurion · November 14, 2009, 11:05:04 PM

Granted, but it explodes in your hands. You dead.

I wish for many beautiful women.

Hectic · November 15, 2009, 12:37:00 AM

Granted, But They were all dead by the second they got there.

I wish For a Better Girl-friend

Gadgethm · November 15, 2009, 01:33:32 AM

Granted but then she dumps you.

I wish for a better computer.

The Russian · November 15, 2009, 01:39:27 AM

Wish granted but you get a virus that turns your CPU into a timebomb and it explodes.

Gadgethm · November 15, 2009, 01:43:23 AM

Wish granted, but you actually get something!

I wish for people to comment on my avatar. :D

Skyler97 · November 15, 2009, 01:44:29 AM

wish granted. what the forget?

i wish for a life

ksamson · November 15, 2009, 02:11:44 AM

granted, but right when you step outside, you get hit by a car.

i wish for a gun

raakid · November 16, 2009, 03:29:28 PM

Granted, but you tried to water it, and feed it, and call it George.

I wish for a PONY.
No.
I wish for life on mars.

Deep2 · November 16, 2009, 03:30:38 PM

Granted but you get eaten by Martians.
I wish for a pony.

Doomonkey · November 16, 2009, 06:35:55 PM

Granted, but it gets eaten by Martians.

I wish for a dinoflagellate.

PIKEL · November 16, 2009, 07:06:43 PM

Granted, but those hungry martians shrunk themselves and ate it.
I wish that i could have a second wish with no side affects.