Wish Granted, but...

[Joeboy]

Granted, but your computer blows up

I wish I had wings.

[Ad Bot]

[JJA0]

Granted but you fly too high and suffocate


I wish i could fly and breath no matter where i am.

[ShadowZero]

Granted but then you got hit by a plane.

I wish I was a 

[Pliny]

Granted, but you are outmoded and scrapped.

I wish I could model.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but you can only model clay, and you don't have any clay.

I wish I had a cookie.

[CopBlock]

Granted, but that cookie is a nailcookie

i wish someone would gift me farcry 2

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but terrorists switch the game with a bomb while it's in transit.

I wish I had a bomb.

[lol of doom]

granted, but it explode in your hands

i wish spongebob would kill dora 

[Isjix]

But instead, spongebob killed you.

I wish for the 423rd page

[goobler402]

wish granted, but the thread is too full and no one can no longer post



i wish for a wish

[Zenthrox]

You get a wish, but you lose that one from your debt for wishing for a wish.

I wish that my wish was to wish for a wish.

[goobler402]

You get a wish, but you lose that one from your debt for wishing for a wish.

^this


i wish for a fish

[Zenthrox]

^this

I just got owned.

You get eaten by a shark for your re-used wish. (It's been over-done)

I wish for a girlfriend.

[Kobewarrior]

Wish granted,
But then you find out that the girl you love is cheating on you.

I wish i had a Mini-Nuke :D

[Zenthrox]

DANGIT

Also, you didn't post a wish.