Wish Granted, but...

[Parallel]

Granted, but you choke on it and pass out.

I wish for my own skyscraper.

[Ad Bot]

[snugglebear212]

granted but the janitor pushes you off and then explodes the building where it falls on you.

i wish fo a llama eating pigmi monster

[Tom Gunn]

Granted but the llama eats you.

I wish for the Eiffel tower.

[Parallel]

Granted, but some guy crashes his car into it and it bends and you fall off.

I wish I had a wife.

[King of losers]

Wish granted, but she leaves you for another man.

I wish for SPAHGETTI!

[No dinner for king]

Granted but then GLaDOs takes your spaghetti for science

[Flubbman]

ERROR - No wish entered: System shutting down

I wish I could think more about what wish I should make.

[PowerDag]

Granted, but you think too hard and pop an artery.

I wish I was awesome.

[TheQuestion]

Granted. But then you spontaneously combust in an un-awesome fashion.

Offtopic:

I wish I had Lego Star Wars 3.

Lego Star Wars 3 isn't out yet. I forget what they called the recent one, but 3 will be clone wars.
Proof: http://www.lucasarts.com/games/legostarwarsiii/
READ IT. IT SAYS III ON LUCASARTS WEBSITE. Thank you, my ranting is over.

Foreboding: I wish something bad wouldn't happen.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Granted, but it did happen.
I wish for a bag of skittles.

[jac107]

wishgranted but i eat the skittles

i wish for black mesa source

[Nightmare-Duckie]

Granted, but your computer can't run it

I wish that this wish was voided

[1st Pvt. Alvin (:]

Granted, but i have no [bleep]ing idea what you said so wish-ungranted.
I wish i had -infinity money.

[Nightmare-Duckie]

Granted, but because you don't know an easy word like "voided" it is revoked from you

I wish my new video card would arrive in the mail already

[Anti-Block]

Granted, but because you don't know an easy word like "voided" it is revoked from you

I wish my new video card would arrive in the mail already

But it has :o

I wish for another Wish.