Wish Granted, but...

[colonial killer]

Granted, but then you screw up and get fired

I wish i could fall out of a window (see what i did ther?)

[Ad Bot]

[Jacob/Lee]

But you get caught in the blinds and hang there.

I wish I owned Blockland.

[colonial killer]

grnated but then you authentication key gets disbanded

i wish i had siccors to cut the blinds

[Jacob/Lee]

grnated but then you authentication key gets disbanded

i wish i had siccors to cut the blinds

The scisscors break and you can't use them.

I wish I had a choclate bar.

[colonial killer]

Granted but its poisen and you die from posting on this topic (c what i did that?)

i wish this window would dissapear whenever i say "KAboom"

[JamestheLeet]

Granted but its poisen and you die from posting on this topic (c what i did that?)

i wish this window would dissapear whenever i say "KAboom"

Granted, but, you forget the word you need to say to make it disappear.

I wish the below users would use no vowels in their post.

[Squiggles]

wiiiiiiiiiiiish graaaaaaaaaanteeeeeeeeed buuuuuuuuut iiiiiiiiii uuuuuuseeeeeed vooooooweeeeeeels.

I wish for pants.

[JamestheLeet]

wiiiiiiiiiiiish graaaaaaaaaanteeeeeeeeed buuuuuuuuut iiiiiiiiii uuuuuuseeeeeed vooooooweeeeeeels.

I wish for pants.

Grntd, bt, thy r nvsbl pnts.

 wsh the blw sr wld b chsd by swrm f wsps.

[aml]

Granted, but the wasps were bee's.

I wish for a duck. :3

[JamestheLeet]

Granted, but the wasps were bee's.

I wish for a duck. :3

Gr@nt3d, bt, 1t w@s @ g00se.

1 w1sh @b0v3 s3r w0ld g3t ch@s3d by b33s.

Granted, but, you forget the word you need to say to make it disappear.



I wish the below users would use no vowels in their post.

Granted, but the wasps were bee's.

I wish for a duck. :3

y f0rg0t t0 n0t s3 v0w3ls

[Talent74]

Wish granted, but they die.

I wish to be 20x stronger, yet my muscle mass and volume did not increase.

[colonial killer]

granted but you eat too much chocolate and turn fat...

i wish for me to die (c what i did there?)

[Korabar]

Wish Grant, but Jesus turns you down and sends you back to Earth.

I wish for nothing, yet everything at once.

[TheArmyGuy]

Wish granted , but because of the lack of logicallness your brain implodes in a yet to discover parallel dimension.

I wish  does not eat my  . Eccesive emotes are fun. Yey.

[Menen]

Granted, but  eats your 

I wish Daniel Rogers Gratinia would leave the fourms