Wish Granted, but...

[TheArmyGuy]

Wish granted. But everyone on the fora turns so happeh they party their asses off , and need new asses all thanks to you. They are all sad.

I wish that   did not eat my   so I can play  

I am starting to get why some peopole find it fun to post these. JK
King of page 537 <3

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[Menen]

Granted, but  steals your  while your playing 

[TheArmyGuy]

Dammit.
You forgot a wish.
I wish I disabled my emotes when I joined the forums.

[Menen]

FFFFF

Forgot wish. :C

[Rookie]

I WISH FOR STUFFFFFFFFF

[Night Fox]

Granted, but stuff chokes you.

I wish that haters weren't gonna hate.

[Rookie]

Wish granted, but they hated on you later and /b/ killed you.

I wish everything went my way.

[Korabar]

Wish granted, but BBBZZZZZZZZ

I wish for nothing, this time without the something.

[Tingalz]

Granted, but you get a cross between something and nothing which ends up ripping very existence itself in two

I wish for a slice of potatoes yes

[-Pablo-]

Wish denied. You are a failure.

I wish for a purple walrus.

[COOKIEZ]

granted but he rips your head off

i wish i had a xbox 720
(wich may or may not exist)^_^

[TheArmyGuy]

Wish granted , but a cigarettegy sniper makes a 720 on you and you die.

I wish for a NES.

[SeventhSandwich]

Not granted.


They don't manufacture them anymore.

[Kike]

U forgot 2 wsh!!!!!

I wish for a debeaked headcrab.

[Korabar]

Wish Granted, but a second beak grows, and it consumes you.

I wish for nothing.