Wish Granted, but...

[Anti-Block]

wish granted cept it has poison

I wish for no comeuppance, or witty jokes played on me

Wish Granted, but Groucho Marx comes up and says a witty one liner, causing a spacial time rift which spawns thousands of tiny Eco-Terrorists on your scalp.

I wish for Pizza!

[Ad Bot]

[aml]

Granted. As you walk out of Pizza Hut with your pizza you drop it, and when you pick it up your pants rip.

I wish I couldn't fly.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Granted but you start to fly 1 second later

I wish for a iPhone.

[aml]

Granted but then it turns out you bought an iTouch.

I wish to be with stupid.

[Conan]

Wish granted, but stupidity nowadays involves quantum mechanics.


I wish to have this wish not granted.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Granted but it is anyway

I wish for an iTouch that doesn't lose Internet connection every 10 minutes.

[Telly]

Granted, but it never had internet connection to begin with.

I wish to become all powerful, conquer the galaxy, crush the lesser races, gain unimaginable power, unlimited rice pudding, etc., etc.!

[Shamuna]

Granted, but you stub your toe and get brown towny raped by The frosted Flakes tiger.

I wish for a wish that wasn't granted after wishing the granted wish that was an ungranted wish.

[Telly]

Granted, but your head explodes as you try to comprehend your own wish.

I wish I could un-play Darkseed and Darkseed II.

[thomas64]

granted, but the disk breaks.


I wish for my friend's computer to let him play tf2 without crashing.

[Efmu]

granted, but the disk breaks.


I wish for my friend's computer to let him play tf2 without crashing.

Granted, but someone hacks you and you are never able to play it again.

I wish for a grenade.

[thomas64]

Granted, but someone hacks you and you are never able to play it again.

I wish for a grenade.

Not me stupid, my friend.

ontop:
granted, but you drop the pin and explode.

I wish for wings.

[Night Fox]

Granted, but the first time you try to fly, you fall and break your neck.

I wish Microsoft would go ahead and make a new Xbox instead of just updating the 360.

[chino987]

Granted, but it is the new microsoft XBox 360 Platinum.






I wish I had a better computer.

[thomas64]

granted, but all your games are gone and you have to buy them again,


I wish for $1,000