Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 631086 times)

BlackMod · October 25, 2010, 10:10:04 AM

(no above wish)

I wish for a new phone :3

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steve5451 · October 25, 2010, 11:02:34 AM

Quote from: BlackMod on October 25, 2010, 10:10:04 AM

(no above wish)

I wish for a new phone :3

Wish granted, but it is the brick model.

I wish I could fly...

(Hit Man) · October 25, 2010, 12:36:59 PM

Quote from: steve5451 on October 25, 2010, 11:02:34 AM

Wish granted, but it is the brick model.

I wish I could fly...

Granted, but you get the wings of a pigeon.

MegaScientifical · October 25, 2010, 05:16:10 PM

Quote from: Frenchfrie on October 24, 2010, 08:19:42 PM

i wish megascientifical would stop lying about making this thread and trying to control the game. And yell at others saying they dont do it right when he does not

Wow, I'm not lying. Every smart person remembers me as MasterCE. I changed my name over the years.

_Rave_ · October 25, 2010, 05:22:50 PM

Wish granted, but all smart people died.

I wish Steve Jobs would wear something aside from a turtleneck.

MegaScientifical · October 25, 2010, 05:26:58 PM

Granted, but it is a tight little bikini.

I wish Steve had Jobs.

Man 2 · October 25, 2010, 05:31:22 PM

Granted, but the only jobs available are in the coal mines, and Steve dies of lung disease shortly after obtaining the job.

I wish there was no such thing as advertisements on the computer.

MegaScientifical · October 25, 2010, 05:33:03 PM

Granted, but now they're inside the computer. They retain heat and eventually burst into flames, killing everyone nearby.

I wish Elizabeth from BioShock Infinite didn't have a Disney 3D looking head.

The Corporation · October 25, 2010, 05:52:28 PM

Granted, but you wake up the next morning with her head.

I wish that I was immortal, invincible, and always young

MegaScientifical · October 25, 2010, 05:53:55 PM

Granted, but you continuously get horrible bouts of diarrhea for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could poke you.

The Corporation · October 25, 2010, 05:56:32 PM

Granted, but when you do, your balls explode.

I wish I had some cake.

hotshot87 · October 25, 2010, 05:57:12 PM

Wish granted, but it eats you.

I wish nothing happens to me.

_Rave_ · October 25, 2010, 05:58:49 PM

Granted, but everyone you know, love, have known, and have loved all die.

I wish I didn't have to take 16 cold-eze's a day.

MegaScientifical · October 25, 2010, 05:59:59 PM

Granted, now you take 32.

I wish Rave gave me a hug.

_Rave_ · October 25, 2010, 06:01:57 PM

Wish granted, but then Bubble Buddy hugs you afterward and washes off my stink :P

I wish I could stay home sick tomorrow and not go on some silly religious retreat.