Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 621779 times)

Sefou · March 03, 2011, 12:56:05 AM

Granted, but you somehow delete the X server in the process of installing them.

I wish Blockland ran on an actually good engine.

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awsomeness7574 · March 03, 2011, 01:03:24 AM

Granted, but it crashed.
I wish that my dog would turn green.

Sefou · March 03, 2011, 01:06:55 AM

Granted, but the green was caused by Spitter goo so it died.

I wish I had Magicka.

Bauklotz · March 03, 2011, 01:53:21 AM

Granted, but then you get VAC-banned. (magicka ftw)

I wish my laptop wasn't in for repair.

Sefou · March 03, 2011, 03:08:14 AM

Granted, but you had sent it to GeekSquad.

I wish I had an idea for a wish.

Wesley Williams · March 03, 2011, 03:14:37 AM

Granted, but you just did.

I wish I could go to sleep.

Sefou · March 03, 2011, 04:05:55 AM

Granted, but you wake up.

I wish I had a new keyboard.

masigure · March 03, 2011, 07:13:24 PM

I wish I had de blob 2

Piston1337 · March 03, 2011, 08:58:56 PM

Wish granted, but your drivers are outdated, so it won't run on your computer

I wish I could post next

Piston1337 · March 03, 2011, 08:59:32 PM

Wish granted, but someone flames you for double posting

I wish the next poster flamed me for double posting

Piston1337 · March 03, 2011, 09:00:32 PM

Wish granted, but you commited a triple posted

I wish I'd stop wishing

ultimamax · March 03, 2011, 09:06:36 PM

you do, but you can't wish now
i wish i had corn

Sefou · March 03, 2011, 09:12:57 PM

Granted, but Dale Gribble steals it.

I wish I had cookies.

SPooK · March 06, 2011, 10:32:58 PM

Granted, but the cookie monster ate them all.

I wish I could finish my homework now. XD

HelplessNobb88 · March 06, 2011, 10:55:25 PM

you do, but then your papers fall down the heating vent and get incinerated in your furnace.

I wish I wasnt fat.