Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 659840 times)

Granted but all of your woman wont give birth to sons so your family's history as royalty is short lived.


I wish I had something to drink.

Granted, but its poison, and you die.

I wish the caek wasnt a lie.

It isn't, but it turns out it's fruitcake. BLARGH!

I wish I liked pie.

Granted, but you become addicted and cannot stop eating for more than 5 minutes.



Wish granted,but your neighbor steals it before you can eat it.


I wish that my download would be faster -_- Having ~0,2 kB/s on a 5,4 MB file

I is eating pizza and garlic bread right noa :D

Granted, but the police bust you for dowloading illegeal stuffs

You forgot to wish for something =p


I wish that my webcam would work now since I downloaded the drivers.

It works, but it becomes a cell phone and the radiation makes u a radioactive chocolate

I wish high school was teacher-less

Wish granted, but all of the people around you get stupider due to the lack of education.




I wish I could get my ATI's drivers updated.

Wish granted, but the update makes all games not produced at the time of this grant not display correctly at all.

I wish the Internet Channel on the Wii supported REAL copy/cut & paste...

Granted, and you some how end up being cut from real life and pasted into the Wii.

I wish I had Hellgate: London.

Wish granted but instead you got Hellgate: newyork

I wish I had no sister.

Wish granted,but you get an annoying brother.


I wish that I would have more Fanta(Something to drink).