Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 619747 times)

You go into a coma.

I wish for the ability to speak all languages.

Granted, but it's all the languages of the moon. And there 'aint no life on the moon.

I wish I had a snake growing out of my forehead

wish granted but you cum all over your face and eat the cum and puke and die D:

I wish for a pony on a boat on a Monday morning.
oh what a terriblebrilliantsight to see!

You get a furry on an airplane on a Thursday night.
Oh what a perfect...sight to see!

I wish for it to be the Summer already.

You get a furry on an airplane on a Thursday night.
Oh what a perfect...sight to see!

I wish for it to be the Summer already.
wish granted but you stay in school forever.
I wish for mega bear to be tardy

Granted but school gets cancelled.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Wish granted but it comes corrupt


I wish for a Dragon

Wish granted but it comes corrupt


I wish for a Dragon

Wish granted but the dragon blows fire at you

I wish for this thread to rewind back to the beginning.

Granted but it also reverses time.

I wish for a sticky bomb.

Granted but it also reverses time.

I wish for a sticky bomb.
Granted, but it's stuck to your face.


I wish for a lollipop

granted but then time is reversed desrever si emit neht tub detnarg



I wish for sleep

Wish granted, but it's for me instead.
g'night

I wish for a million potatoes to fall from the sky.

Granted, but they fall on you, pummel you to death and are turned into…. *Sunglasses*  Mushroom Stew.

I wish for a pocketwatch, tuxedo, tophat, cane and monocle.

Granted, but they fall on you, pummel you to death and are turned into…. *Sunglasses*  Mushroom Stew.

I wish for a pocketwatch, tuxedo, tophat, cane and monocle.
Wish granted, but 2 days later your poor and live on the street.


I wish for a bagel.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2012, 02:47:57 AM by Blue_Eagle »

Wish granted, but 2 days later your poor and live on the street.


I want a bagel.
You get 300lbs of Cream cheese an a bitchslap 2 da face.

I wish for a dime.