Wish Granted, but...

[MrMcCakey]

granted, but you proceed to be a complete douche with it and you're hated for it
i wish for a quiet and isolated place where i can masturbate

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[blocklandiansprofile]

granted, but you proceed to be a complete douche with it and you're hated for it
i wish for a quiet and isolated place where i can masturbate

Wish granted but it turns out your sent to a giant crib where a giant baby is doing it to you.

[blobo]

wish granted but... HEY!!!!! you didn't wish at all!!!

oh well. i wish for cheese.

[SonicTH]

Granted, but your cheese is a tentacle monster and rapes you.

I wish for a better computer.

[Byteswarm]

Wish granted but it turns out your sent to a giant crib where a giant baby is doing it to you.

why would the baby masturbate when there's a perfectly good piece of forgetmeat in front of him?

Granted, but your cheese is a tentacle monster and rapes you.

I wish for a better computer.

Granted, but the coolant is forgeted and you have to manually hand-crank the fluid throughout the machine.

I wish for a car.
German.
With gas. And every single part where it should be.

[Nasoa]

It's a national socialist Self Delete truck primed with explosives.

I wish for a cute, innocent puppy.

[ShadowYoshi294]

You get a rabid dog who kills everyone in sight.
I wish for a Krusty Krab.

[blocklandiansprofile]

You get a rabid dog who kills everyone in sight.
I wish for a Krusty Krab.

You get a diseased Crab infront on a plate infront of you.


I wish for unlimited wishes by using more wishes.

[MrMcCakey]

beep beep
cannot compute
handicap initiation complete

I wish for Skyrim to not lag.

[blocklandiansprofile]

beep beep
cannot compute
handicap initiation complete

I wish for Skyrim to not lag.

Wish granted but your computer gets downgraded severely.

I wish for more blocks.

[steve5451]

Wish granted, but they had player -> kill on them.

I wish for super big 1080p flatscreen TV.

[blocklandiansprofile]

Wish granted, but they had player -> kill on them.

I wish for super big 1080p flatscreen TV.

You get a giant flatscreen tv with cut up wires and a broken screen

I wish for a bicycle.

[danisaac5]

wish granted, but it falls apart whenever you touch it.
i wish for a motorbike :3

[MrMcCakey]

granted, but you need to buy the gas separately and it costs a forgetton
i wish learning how to code was easier

[Lesrock]

granted, but you got LUA instead of torque coding.

I wish to be a real boy