Wish Granted, but...

[Mr Man]

Granted, but the internet goes down.


I wish for nothing.

[Ad Bot]

[Isaac Fox]

Granted, but you wish for so much nothing that you accidentally create a quasar that engulfs the totality of existence.

I wish for a large fries from the nearest fast-food place from your house. (Specify what place it is)

[Electrk]

Granted but then you get a major heart attack from them.

I wish I could teleport.

[Pliny]

Granted but then you get a major heart attack from them.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but your location upon teleporting is random.

I wish my wish had a downside.

[Rugged]

granted, and your downside is that you get raped in your sleep.


i wish i wish i was a fish

[BlocklandRules31622]

Granted, but then a whale eats you whole.

I wish I was a Blockhead :P

[Man 2]

Blockhead(s) may refer to:
Idiot, a mentally deficient person

Granted.

I wish for IKE FOR PRESIDENT

[rooster767]

Granted, but he accidentally gets us caught in WWIII.

I wish for a major upgrade for my computer.

[Rugged]

granted, but then the old parts come to life and rape you in your sleep


i wish i was raped in my sleep

[Mr Man]

Granted, but you don't enjoy it.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[Eluxsam]

Granted, but then the universe explodes.

I wish I had a pet Rainbow Dash.

[Jaxx]

granted, but it keeps you in contempt for being a brony and tramples you in your sleep.

i wish i was dead.

[24 is cool]

granted. but you will arise back to life 2 minutes after you die and granted internal life

I wish i was a pie

[Mr Man]

Granted, but you get baked and eaten.

I wish that this wish gets granted.

[--LegoPepper--]

Wish granted, but that was all you wished for.

I wish for this topic to get locked.