Wish Granted, but...

[Rellow]

Granted, but it's really just the old avatar with a different color door.

I wish the next person would wish this wish.

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[MegaScience]

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I wish Rellow was a fellow who was so mellow he ate green jello, is multi-cello, has stuff to sello, never says "Hello," never will yello, never snitch/tello, can not bello, and drinks from a wello.

[Tri]

Granted, but Rellow turns back into lady.

I wish I wasn't killed by the guy with the rigged up air pellet gun m16.

[Rellow]

Granted, but you get killed with his AK-47 instead.

I wish the next poster got the blue screen of death and I was invincible to backfired wishes.

[Tri]

Granted (about a month ago), but I fixed it by starting up the computer, inserting my OS disk, reformatting my boot drive and then troubleshooting the drives.

I wish I will never face that blue screen of death ever again.

[stevey1000]

Granted, you upgrade to a new OS, but it's vistaids.

I wish for cake still. :(

[Jaydee]

Granted, but the cake was expired, and you and food poisoning.

I wish for good things

[stevey1000]

Granted, but then a bear came.

I wish a bear would not came. :(

[Tri]

Granted, but the comes instead.

I wish I could run hella fast.

[Mario Fan 11]

Wish granted but you tripped and they had to cut your leg off.

I wish I had a never ending supply of cheese.

[Tri]

Granted, but it is cheese filled with various cancer causing bacteria and you die after eating 1 piece.

I wish that I had a wish.

[Mario Fan 11]

Wish granted but you lost it.

I wish I had a brick.

[Bushido]

Granted, but the brick poofs out of existence.

I wish I would stop watching Dragon Ball >_>

[Falcondude]

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, Dragonball watches you.

I wish I could find my headphones.



...holy crap i found them

[Bushido]

Granted but nothing happens.

I wish I had a wish.