Wish Granted, but...

[_Rave_]

Wish granted, but then he gets moderator status and people flock to him.

I wish that there was a genocide against the lower middle class of Europe and America.

[Ad Bot]

[Frontrox]

Granted, but during the genocide they rise up and kill everyone above them

I wish I was a fish

[BanishedLetters]

Wish granted but there's no water around you and you die.

I wish for $1,000,000

[Electrk]

Granted but then you spend it all on hookers

I wish stupidity was wiped out completely, excluding me though if I'm stupid

[_Rave_]

Wish granted, but you're still stupid.

I wish instead of feet i had jet propulsion chambers.

[Socrates]

Wish granted but...
You soon run out of fuel and are forced to crawl for the rest of your life in search of fuel.

I wish for world peace

[Frontrox]

Granted, but everyone starves.

I wish I was a sponge

[Tally]

Wish granted but you get used to wipe a fat guys sweaty arm pits.

I wish I had a functional family.

[HellHound]

Wish granted, but they die in a car accident

I wish for a hug.

[LeetZero]

You get a kiss by a dolphin, and then a hug by... a walking whale.

I wish to have no legs.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

Granted, but you also have no head, ultimately killing you.

[Dominator]

You get a kiss by a dolphin, and then a hug by... a walking whale.

I wish to have no legs.

-No wish

I wish I could do absolutely anything I wanted to even if it broke the laws of physics.

[BanishedLetters]

Wish granted but you do something incredibly stupid with your new powers and kill yourself on accident.

I wish I could be the doge.

[LeetZero]

You get to be cup, not doge.

I wish that the granted wish could never go wrong.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Wish granted, but you are now wanted in 7 countries for breaking the laws of physics.
    
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The cup gets peed into. Sorry, Banished.

I wish to have my own Commodore 64 game.