Wish Granted, but...

[Freedomfrie]

The maker of Commodore pulls all Commodore console's off the shelf.

I wish for a giant carrot in Badspot's starfish.

[Ad Bot]

[LeetZero]

You get a giant Badspot in your starfish.

I wish for a unbreakable, improbable and impossible to accomplish wish.

[Freedomfrie]

Your wish is impossible, because it is impossible.

I wish for LeetZero to live with me forever and ever.

[Insomniac]

Wish granted, but he is a rapist.

I wish to have the ability to turn invisible.

[D Trix]

Wish Denied BITCH, because of your schary Avatar

I wish I didn't post here

[ImperealOfficer]

Wish Granted but you already posted here!

INCEPTION

I VISH FOR A VISH OF VISHES

[renderman2]

Wish Granted but you die from sickness

I WISH FOR A BAG OF POOP 

[Gamey]

You get a bag of poop,but its too disguisting so you throw it outside,learning the consequences of what you have done.

I wish to have this conversation with badspot c:
(Begin from under)

Human: O_O
Badspot: Oh.

Human: So you're a robot?
Badspot: Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.

Human: Why would you be right?
Badspot: Because I was programmed for it.

Human: What?
Badspot: Didn't you understand it?
(Basically,this was WHILE i was having my conversation.)

[K9 Kid]

BUMP MUCH?

granted, but badspot turns u into a robut too

[Coolpillz]

 Wish granted but you get banned for talking to badspot
I wish I had a mac (this is to gamey)

[Gamey]

Well,you get a PC
(Thx for the mac anyway.)

[TheOwl]

I wish to be best pony

[Adam3442]

Granted, but fandom disagrees.
I wish to be a pie!

[Christopher P.]

Wish granted, but you are a scorched overcooked pie.

I wish I was a snake.

[MrMcCakey]

Granted but the person you're attached to masturbates with you way too much.

I wish for Halo 4.