Wish Granted, but...

[Bomb Kirby]

Granted, but it's recalled because it accidentally plays the original Super Mario Bros.

I wish I had Kirby's Dream Collection.

[Ad Bot]

[Penguin/Person]

Granted, but they accidently send you Kirby's worst nightmares.

I wish i had a pony

[Electrk]

Granted but you get kicked in the face by it.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow :(

[Becquerel]

Wish granted but then you get suspended

I wish that i didnt have a ponies

[Penguin/Person]

granted, but you have an abusive father who kicks you in the face

i wish no one would reply after me

[Dominator]

Not granted

I wish I could lose my moustache permanently so Teslacoil likes my kisses.

[Man 2]

Granted, you baby-faced milk-drinker

I wish GameStop would stop with all the deals, plans, subscriptions, et cetera

[danisaac5]

wish granted, but gamestop go out of business

i wish for more wishes

[ShadowYoshi294]

It turns out to be illegal.

I wish for three more wishes less wishes!

[LeetZero]

[screams externally]

I wish for a stapler.

[Crøwn]

wish granted but you accidentally staple your richard

I wish to fly

[Christopher P.]

Wish granted, but you fall afterwards and die.

I wish I was on mars.

[Dominator]

Wish granted but no oxygen

I wish I had Episode 3.

[Christopher P.]

Wish granted, but you die of old age waiting.

I wish I was a wish

[Gamey]

You wish to be a wish,but you become a nightmare.

I wish i was a creepbear