Wish Granted, but...

[ThinkInvisible]

Granted, but then somebody finds how to open the console and does crash();

I wish for a recurring, completely controllable lucid dream that I can force to start at any moment, that lasts an infinite amount of time while running, and that I can force to stop at any moment. Stopping, logically, would return me to the moment when I fell asleep.

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[Rykuta]

Granted, but then somebody finds how to open the console and does crash();

I wish for a recurring, completely controllable lucid dream that I can force to start at any moment, that lasts an infinite amount of time while running, and that I can force to stop at any moment. Stopping, logically, would return me to the moment when I fell asleep.

Granted, but you're going to be in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish people would stop trying to mount me when I turn my back on them. Srsly, it's getting annoying.

[Angry Bull]

Granted, but you're going to be in a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish people would stop start trying to mount me when I turn my back on them. Srsly, it's getting annoying.

Granted, but haxorz mount you.

I wish I could have cake.

[Electrk]

Granted but it is a poisoned cake and you die.

I wish the world was rid of idiots.

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but you turn into the only idiot.






I wish for a badass 1969 Dodge Charger

[Socrates]

Wish granted, but it denies your entry because you are not badass enough.

I wish for potato

[-Blok-]

Wish granted, but it comes as fries.

I wish I could have a new computer.

[Alyx Vance]

Wish granted but its full of child research and you get put in prison for 20 years.

I wish for a katana.

[Wheatley]

Wish Granted, but the katana flies out of nowhere and impales your skull

I wish for a gravity gun

[lolz??]

Granted,

But then it goes out of control and crushes you

I wish that i had 5000 forum accounts

[Wheatley]

granted, but they are all permabanned within the first day

i wish, i wish, i wish i was a fish

[huddles]

You be a fish, but then someone grills you up and you die.

I wish on halloween everybody turned into what they were dressed as.

[Angry Bull]

granted, but they are all permabanned within the first day

i wish, i wish, i wish i was a fish

Granted, But you right next to a shark

 I WISH I COULD FIND THE FISH'S MEAT!

GODDAMIT HUDDLES!

[Wheatley]

You be a fish, but then someone grills you up and you die.

I wish on halloween everybody turned into what they were dressed as.

Wish granted, but someone steals your costume and everyone else dresses as flying, man-eating dolphins

I wish I could perform alchemy

[lolz??]

Granted, but then you create a nuke and blow up.
I wish I could explode!