Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 630438 times)

Granted, but you are too good and draw the end of the universe. Everyone is sucked in and dies.

I wish the below were to be true.Colten, all you need to be able to do is script, then you'd be Speckz. I made this topic, I regulate the bitches in it, gtfo.

Granted, but you die instead.

I wish that I oculd grow my fish faster. I wish this because the dirt does not seem to be working...

Granted, but your fish land on your grandma's dish and she yells "THAT WAS DE-LISH!!"

I wish I didn't do a "WTF" in the above response o.o

Granted but the paradox lols so much it destroies all of the universe.

I wish my colone didn't smell so guud.

Granted, but a girl touches you with her finger on your shoulder and you suddenly die.

I wish the above made sense o.o

Granned but then your brain gets fried

I wish sum hot chick woul forget me! :cookieMonster:

Granted, but a girl touches you with her finger on your shoulder and you suddenly die.

I wish the above made sense o.o

Granted but you asplode.

I wish I were an oscar meiyer weiner.

Granted but you asplode.

I wish I were an oscar meiyer weiner.
granted but someone eats half of you and gives the other half to a friend

I wish everybody were made of chocolate

Granted, but we all die of meltation in the summer.

I wish I weren't chocolate. D:

Granted, but we all die of meltation in the summer.

I wish I weren't chocolate. D:
Granted but cannibals devour you. Either way you die.

I wish people could take jokes.

Granted but no one takes you seriously anymore.

Granted but no one takes you seriously anymore.
I wish this wish was not granted.

Granted but the paradox destroies the world

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make my previous wish. :/

Granted but then your aunty's uncle's nephew's cousin, aka you, forgets again.

Granted but everyone is now confused due to the paradox. PLUS it screwed up the world.

I wish I was made out of gold.

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Bob Saget.