Warning - while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. I'd change the topic name to "Granted, but..." so people would stop putting "Wish Granted, but..." But my account I made this with is perma-banned, can't even edit posts, so the topic name is stuck like this.
Anyway, keep to format, put a wish, and make some sense...
I wish my sister would take care of her own turtle and not me.
Granted, but now she only has love with the turtle and you shoot yourself.
I wish Doorman had a normal level of shyness.