Wish Granted, but...

[Doorman]

Granted, but no physics. :(

I wish for a working TV.

[Ad Bot]

[CopBlock]

Granted,but you are on TV.

I wish I had my own cartoon show :3.
EDIT:Regulith I meant have one,like I draw it.

[Regulith]

Granted, but you're portrayed as a giant cabbage that is hated by everyone for eating the town's cows.

I wish I had a snow day this week.

[CopBlock]

Granted but you drown in the snow.

I wish I had my food now;-;.

[Doorman]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish for my coke.

[CopBlock]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish for my some coke.

[Regulith]

Granted, but you weren't specific and so you get cocaine. You die from it.

I wish I had a new computer!

[Spiderpig]

Granted nice 50fter you got there

I wish my sandwich was never ending

[Doorman]

Granted nice 50fter you got there

I wish my sandwich was never ending

Granted but it rots and starts stinking up your room.

I wish mt wish was a wish.

[Dr.Block]

Wish granted but you forgot to wish it.

I wish I had HL2 and could never die until I beat it.

[Regulith]

Granted, but you beat the game in 7 minutes and die instantly after.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Doorman]

Granted, but you wish for a peod bear, and he rape you.

I wish that my school football team wins the Saturday.

[Regulith]

Granted, your school now owns Saturday.

I wish I could never die, and that nothing bad could ever happen to me.

[Doorman]

Granted, but everyone you know dies and you are alone, forever.

I wish that Maxwell would admit it to me.

[Regulith]

Granted, but he admits that he's gay to you.

I wish my wishes could not be warped and destroyed.