Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 667660 times)

BladeOfTheHorizon · December 09, 2008, 09:39:22 PM

Granted, but i forgot the link to it.

I wish the above poster didn't wish for that wish.

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Zaem · December 10, 2008, 12:38:43 PM

Does anyone understand the concept of time paradoxes and how if he never made the wish, you would not have had the urge to undo that wish, so you wouldn't demand that his wish was revoked, so it wouldn't be! Er...wish... granted, but not really.

I wish chemistry could be easier to comprehend.

Regulith · December 10, 2008, 01:45:39 PM

Granted, but now simple science is beyond even the greatest scientific minds.

I wish my above wish to be the greatest person in the universe had been validly granted.

Talaford · December 10, 2008, 02:46:43 PM

Grandted. But then the next day another person will be the greatest in the universe.

I wish to attack a cookie with my mouth.

A GUY · December 10, 2008, 03:18:19 PM

Granted But you Chocked

i wish nothing bad Happens in these Wishes.

Talaford · December 10, 2008, 03:40:25 PM

Granted, but tommorrow everything will happen in these wishes!

I wish that World War III will NEVER exist.

Doorman · December 10, 2008, 03:41:24 PM

Granted but World War IV happens right now.

I wish something would happen this Saturday.

CopBlock · December 10, 2008, 03:51:26 PM

Granted,but its the worl exploding.

I wish I had some more chips ;-;,I ated mine.

Regulith · December 10, 2008, 03:59:16 PM

Granted, but those were poker chips that you swallowed, so you choked and die.

I wish I could divide by zero.

Doorman · December 10, 2008, 04:02:23 PM

Granted, but you don't know how.

I wish for a new good drum set.

Zaem · December 10, 2008, 04:07:20 PM

granted, but in two seconds it is just as bad as you old bad drum set.

I wish I could discover oil in my back yard.

Muzzles56 · December 10, 2008, 04:09:33 PM

Granted but it's from a pipeline

I wish I was a beta tester for Bungie

Regulith · December 10, 2008, 04:24:52 PM

Granted, but because a beta is also a kind of fish, you test fish for Bungie. Good luck. :D
If you haven't noticed, you need to be really specific with your wishes. I'm a word play kind of guy.

I wish I had more soda. :(

Muzzles56 · December 10, 2008, 04:27:06 PM

Granted but a hobo steals it from you, drinks some and gets so much energy, he outruns you

I wish I had my Xbox 360 Elite now

Regulith · December 10, 2008, 04:29:25 PM

Granted, but it's broken and unfixable.

I wish I wasn't out of things to wish for. D: