Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 633073 times)

He does but then you die.

I wish the poster above me knew what irony was.


Granted, but then everything he says is intentionally Ironic.


I wish for my laptop back again, because hi919 gave a handicapped response the first time I made that wish.

granted but it blows up.

I wish I had a chocolate cup cake, and a dragon kitty that blew rainbows instead of fire.

Granted but a cat pees on the cup cake and you get impailed by the rainbow

I wish for nothing :o

Granted, but then it becomes something :o

I wish Robloxians stopped flooding Blockland.

Granted, but Blocklandians then leave Blockland and join Roblox. D:

I wish for a red shirt. That is completely blank.

Granted, but it is blank so it's not red.

I wish for health, I am teh sick

Granted, but you get so healthy your immune system goes down, making oyu die because of a paper cut that got infected.

I wish for an A+ on all of my exams this week.

Granted, but im jealous so I SUBUTUGE YOU!! (sabotage you) and you get expelled and no University/collage will accept you

I wish me and your mom were back togather.

Granted, but im jealous so I SUBUTUGE YOU!! (sabotage you) and you get expelled and no University/collage will accept you

I wish me and your mom were back togather.
granted but then she breaks up with you for cheating

Granted, but

I wish I had a ton of money that isn't counterfeit.

Granted.
Have fun running from the cops with the money you just stole from the bank!

I wish that my PSP was fixed.

Granted but you are out of milk and have to go to the store to buy some.

I wish I didn't have to go to the store to buy milk.

Granted, but now you have to go to a farm hundreds of miles away to get it.

I wish for my own lovey picture.

Granted, but your eyes burn out.

I wish I had a lot of not stolen, not counterfeit money.