Wish Granted, but...

[thomas64]

granted but someone flicks it at you

i wish i had a peace of toast

[Ad Bot]

[fat boy]

you get it but it is burned, then your dog takes it.


I wish for my friend to shut up about my girlfriend.

[Netwars4]

granted, you later learn that he only stopped talking about her cause he laid her.

i wish i was kewl leik u guise.

actually no i wish i had some water.

[*Magick* Mage]

Granted. But you drown in it.

I wish the next person grants this wish.

[fat boy]

wish granted but then you die in some random horrific accident

I wish for the vending machine topic to be back again

[HelpingHand]

wish granted but then you die in some random horrific accident

I wish for the vending machine topic to be back again

Granted but you was not in forum, and the time you got on, it closed


I wish you are gay but not homo.

[fat boy]

...you die in a fire because of this guy!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oidf72-Y28

I wish for RAGNAROK!!!

[Sabbin]

...you die in a fire because of this guy!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oidf72-Y28

I wish for RAGNAROK!!!

it never comes

i wish for.... $200

[fat boy]

It burns in ragnarok (weather it comes or not)

I wish for an indestructible shield that will protect me no matter what.

[Nepthan]

Granted, but you suffocate starve* because the sheild "protects" you from food and water too.

I wish for a wish that wishes for a wish of a wish.

[Miga]

Granted, but that = 1/0.

I wish that I had a less heavy laptop.

[fat boy]

Granted, but you suffocate because the sheild "protects" you from food and water too.

You can't suffocate from lack of food you idiot.

On topic: wish granted but a earths gravity increases making it heavier

I wish for a glass of water

[Khorde]

Granted, but you pee it out.

I wish for a 4 day weekend.

[fat boy]

I get one instead

I wish for another glass of water

[Netwars4]

granted, but you drop it on your foot, now you have tiny shards of glass and water inside of your foot.

i wish the voices would get out of my head.