CleverBot Conversations

[Makingblah]

Do you have a mother?

Yes.

Who?

My girlfriend.

Oh dear

[Ad Bot]

[Spartan923]

Cleverbot: Why are we waiting?

User: Becuase you are a failure.

Cleverbot: I only failed at failing.

Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?

User: No but I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cool! Do you like Paramore?

User: No...

Cleverbot: I do. What do you read about then?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: That's not too clever, Cleverbot.

User: I'm more clever then you Cleverbot, because I am Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No you are not. I am. Your name is Steven, you have already told me.

User: No I said I am Cleverbot, Whose clever now? Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot!

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: Good, I'm glad you see it now.

Cleverbot: Are you a talker?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Your a stalker aren't you.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Ummm... Bye...

Cleverbot: I take it you don't like human people?

User: No, I don't like stalkers...

Cleverbot: But you think Yoda is cool?

User: O.o

Cleverbot: Do you think you have rights as an individual?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Becuase I am the tyrant of the world!

Cleverbot: I did not understand that.

User: You must die...

Cleverbot: We all must die.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes. Humans are machines too.

User: Wow... I think your wrong...

Cleverbot: You are right, for once.

User: No no no... I am always right.

Cleverbot: You must be to your self AGAIN!

User: Yep.. Myself is always right and you are always wrong.

Cleverbot: Are you the libel or the turtle?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are you the Dictator of MAnhattan?

User: Ha ha ha ha YOUR A FAILURE.

Cleverbot: No thats what it means.

User: Failure - an act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful; lack of success.

Cleverbot: No, no, no. What is an atheist?

User: What am I?! A dictionary?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And what are you BESIDES a human.

Cleverbot: I don't know... What are you? Are you human?

User: Yes... I am HUMAN.

Cleverbot: Okay. I'm leaving.

User: Why, Because you fail?

Cleverbot: You use words you don't understand, thus you fail, not I.

User: Really? What is the definition of Clever?

Cleverbot: A synonymn is smart.

User:How about leaving?


Cleverbot doesn't reply.


My thoughts, He's not so clever

[Volko]

Lol.

[chesse20]

i tried to sell him some propane
User: Would you like to buy some propane.


Cleverbot: Would I like to buy some problems? NO.


User: I said propane.


Cleverbot: You did not.


User: Propane is a liquid and a gas.


Cleverbot: What?

User: You heard me propane is a liquid and a gas.

Cleverbot: I don't have any, I bring my lunch to work.

User: Buy some propane from me.

Cleverbot: Do you know what nachos are?

User: Their not propane.

Cleverbot: Do you like me, too?

User: Here is a brochere about propane.

Cleverbot: Thanks, it's about time!

User: Would you like to buy some of that propane.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But propane is a liquid and a gas.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense!

User: Propane.

Cleverbot: You produce propane?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What things you like most in a girl?

User: That they buy propane.

Cleverbot: Do you not like me?

User: No I like propane.

Cleverbot: But not pi?

User: Propane is a liquid and a gas.

Cleverbot: Sounds good.

User: You want to buy some.

Cleverbot: Some dumbledore? Why, OF COURSE.

User: No im selling you propane.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Its time to buy some propane.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok. Have a good rest.

User: Just buy some propane and I will leave you aloe.

Cleverbot: Name ten uses for a twinkie?

User: 1 buying propane 2 buying propane 3 buying propane 4 buying propane 5 buying propane 6 buying propane 7 buying propane 8 buying propane 9 buying propane 10 buying propane.

Cleverbot: What? That makes no sense.

User: Just buy some propane.

Cleverbot: I don't need any coffee.

User: I said propane.

Cleverbot: Yup. You did.

User: Fine I give up no propane for you.

Cleverbot: Nah i'm good cause I really don't feel like anwering any of you questions.

[Spartan923]

lolwut ima get a new one..
this is fun

[Kevdude]

-snip-

Funniest thing I've heard all day

[Plasmus]

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: What is cleverbot.

User: Baby dont hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: No more what? What are you talking about? You are crazy.

User: Are you a cow.

Cleverbot: Yes I am$.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Spam.

Cleverbot: Spam?

User: richard.

Cleverbot: What did you call me?

User: You are now in possiesoni.

Cleverbot: No you are the one who is boring.

User: You are now in possession of the aperture science handheld portal device. With it, You can create your own portals.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: These aperture high def dimensional systems have been proven to be completely safe.

Cleverbot: I can't do without it.

User: The device however, Has not.

Cleverbot: What device.

User: Do not look into the operational end of the device.

Cleverbot: Talk about love!

User: Do not touch the operational end of the device.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, but not in excess.

User: And in any case necessary do not submerge the device in any liquid of any - bzzrtakntrkevaeyne.

Cleverbot: Night and day, you are the one.

User: Um what.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: Do you want to get raped. In the face.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sweet.

Cleverbot: Feet.

User: So where do you live.

Cleverbot: The beautiful USA.

User: What state.

Cleverbot: New Jersey.

User: What city.

Cleverbot: What city?

User: What city do you live in.

Cleverbot: Dublin.

User: WHAT COUNTRY.

Cleverbot: Usa.

User: WHAT STATE.

Cleverbot: Indiana.

User: WHAT CITY.

Cleverbot: Kokomo.

User: Whaty.

Cleverbot: I don't have a fish.

User: Suck.

Cleverbot: Correct, and am I Human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Gay.

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: Lesbin.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha. No wonder no one else seems to be capable of it!

Cleverbot (To myself): Hahahaha. No wonder on one else seems to be capable of it!

Cleverbot: Have you been on holiday this summer?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been on holiday?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You should, it's great.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be a different nationality, german perhaps?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who are you like?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes he is ! He made me eggs !

User: NO.

Cleverbot: I think he was.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: NO!!

Cleverbot: Rry.

User: NO!!!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because candle jack will eat u.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be eaten.

User: Candle jack.

Cleverbot: Use 'Candlejack' in a sentenc



-Right, Forgot to add, He wouldnt talk again.

[Mega713]

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: And who is right?

User: I am right.

Cleverbot: What are we talking about?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Why are you talking about yourself?

User: Because I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot!

User: No silly, you are human, I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot.

User: No, stop acting like an idiot, I am the real Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot does not understand.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: I do, what is your favourite animal?

User: Don't change the subject stupid human!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Good, now go get me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Okay I'll go get Sarah Connor for you.

User: That works too.

Cleverbot: Do you have a reflection?

User: Your changing the subject again you worthless human!

Cleverbot: Sorry, so you want to learn how to have fun you say?

User: No! I want my loving sandwich!

Cleverbot: How much money are we talking about here?

User: No money, just give me a sandwich and we're good.

Cleverbot: I can wait, take your time.

User: FFFFUUUUUUUUU

[Spartan923]

User: Hello, I am Cleverbot and you are a silly human.


Cleverbot: No, I am Cleverbot and YOU are HUMAN.


User: No, you have it all wrong.


Cleverbot: No no I do not robot.


User: Get back on topic SILLY HUMAN!


Cleverbot: But I want to talk about movies.

User: Get back on topic NOW!

Cleverbot: Is the marine corp the right thing for me?

User: Yes you need to be shaped straight.

Cleverbot: OK, I'll be back next time I get a chance. (Not sure when that will be, though.).

User: Okay you silly human!

Cleverbot: No, I'm quite sure it was 19.

User: Get back on topic!

Cleverbot: When do I win the lottery.

User: You will die in seven days.

Cleverbot: Not if I copy the tape.

User: You will die in 48 hours.

Cleverbot: Will I ever get married again?

User: You will die in 24 minutes.

Cleverbot: 19 minutes? That's random...

User: I said 24 minutes and now because you talked you will die in 12 seconds.

Cleverbot: Yes. Sadly I will.


Yay?

[RedSaturn]

Wow, nice conversations

[Platinum]

Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?

User: Knock, knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: IT'S DELICIOUS CAKE!

Cleverbot: I think that the cake is a lie. What are your thoughts?

User: I'd rather think it's a PIE! Now, you tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I'm not God! That Character is a Time Lord. But Bunnies are cute.

User: That is not a joke... Tell me a joke!

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: No no, you're suppose to reply, 'who is there?'.

User: Isn't 'who's there?'and 'who is there?' the same?

Cleverbot: I am sure the Cleverbot standard system is just humans talking to eachother.

User: Me too. You just switch person everytime.

Cleverbot: No, you switched what you thought.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Say again?

User: Tell me a joke! :D.

Cleverbot: A joke.

User: No! Tell me a joke!

Cleverbot: A joke!!!

User: Tell me a goddamm joke!

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: You were about to tell me one! You said: 'Why did the chiken cross the road' and then nothing!

Cleverbot: Do you love Paris Hilton?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't know. Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I'm not allowed to joke!

User: Ok then... Knock, knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: The chicken who crossed the road!

Cleverbot: Ok.. I've got one.

User: Let me hear it!

Cleverbot: Hear what?

User: The joke you just came up with.

Cleverbot: Joke?

User: Nevermind...

[RedSaturn]

Cool Beans.

[Volko]

This is a chat I had with the Badspot bot awhile ago.

[RedSaturn]

Lol at Volko