im Not an Ideot
Oh my goodness, you most certainly are an idiot.
You are inferior to every life form on the planet. You are a little stuff that likes to rain on my parade, and I like my parade. You make mankind look bad, you're a entrepreneur le on society's ass. Why are you even on these forums? It's made for people who are mature enough to make a coherent thought, not gurgle and laugh like the little toddler you are. You can just leave now and never have to take this kind of punishment again. You are the friend who's had one too many, and goes out for a drive, you are the fly on my face, you are the dirt on my clothes, you are the smell in my armpits, you are the crying baby in the theater, and you are the splinter on my toe. I wish that you were a fish, a tiny one, so small that even krill would be able to eat you. Everyone is better than you, you are the lowest form of life that has ever crawled onto this forum and been my displeasure to even have to look at you. You are an idiot, a moron, a twit, a loony, a twat, a hobnocker, a handicap, and a very very stupid man. In fact, you're not a man, you are most likely something a little closer to dirt, dirty dirt, like the kind that sticks to your shoe and makes a foul stench that doesn't go away for an hour. You should have never been born, of all the idiots in the world, you are the most idiotic. Your stupidity is so indisputably large that it creates a hole in space time. You are the fly in my soup, your are the stain on my shirt, you are the bird crap on my windshield, you are the gum on my shoe, you are itch on my crotch. You are a bucket of stuff that was thrown out of your mother's womb, a stinky one. You are a buck toothed, uneducated, misguided, hypocritical, fart faced, fool. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. You can take a walk and passers by will take pity on you and decide to give you some money, but before they do they hear something, the sound of your stupid thoughts, dreams, and emotions, they will run away from you. You have no friends, inanimate objects even hate you, you are more alone than Gaara from Naruto. If you took any object, any object at all, and threw it, it would end up hitting you in the face somehow. You can take a sunny day and make it rain, you can take a happy moment and make it sad, you can take a normal person and make him mad. If I were you, I would kill myself, I would do it right now, in this room, you have probably been thinking about this the second you were able to make a coherent thought, about six second into reading this. You are ugly, your family hates you, and you smell, even if clean, of stale stuff, cigars, fire, sweat, tears, and piss. I wish you were dead, as does everyone else, now leave.
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