Ugh, you might as well take me off the list for red heavy. A while ago, my bro insisted on opening up my computer to see why it was overheating so much, and maybe dig some dust out or something, and after shutting itself off a few times for a week after closing it back up, it now can't turn back on despite my tightening the screws he left lose on the bottom, due to totally unrelated events.
It will be a while before I can fix it or get a new one.
Also, I'm posting this from my Wii.