BLOCKLAND FORUMS AWARDS 2012
Celebrating the best of the worst!
Before we start, I'd like to point out that this isn't really an awards show, but more of a joke awards show, with categories that will change every year. Some categories are serious while others aren't.
I'd also like to point out that every category except Best Avatar is my opinion, so don't go raging if something you produced wasn't on there.
Click names for links to topics.
BEGIN
BEST APOLOGY 2012
Hello, my name is Tyler Shellberg, otherwise known as Tyler799 on Blockland, and this message is one in apology to all effected:
I have a lot of things to be sorry about, first of all is my 'Let's Ride A Train" server that has been blowing up recently.
Not just metaphorically either, literally.
I have had a lot of people joining, I lost many builds due to unforeseen issues, and had my trust broken by those closest to me, thus I had to remove any adminship or trust remaining. I really got worked up, and upset at a lot of people, and for everyone and anyone involved, I am deeply sorry, and I have unbanned everyone from it as well, though I doubt I'm hosting anytime soon.
The second is an apology to Razor and AeroMcFly,
I got very upset at them over a more or less trivial matter, and wether or not I was accused, I should have kept a calm head during the situation, and I hope they can both accept that. In any case, my swearing was unnecessary.
But for the record: I didn't do it. Period. Don't blame me that you didn't save, or that the planes are glitchy, I was not at fault for the crash.
The third apology is to those affected by my trolling,
It was really the only time I've ever trolled, and while effective, it was wrong.
I sent certain links to random people, or on random servers using IRC or other means.
This upset some people, and if you saw, or were offended by my actions, I am sorry.
To anyone who could be mad at me for anything else, Im really sorry.
I hope you all understand. Thank you.
-Tyler Shellberg (Tyler799)
BEST FIRST POST 2012
Hey guys, just gonna leave my naan bread here for a second..
It better be here when I get back..
SHORTEST TIME BEFORE BAN 2012
(This was his/her first post)
So Yeah Nothing... Forget This Even Existed On BL Forums
User was banned for this post
MOST forgetED UP BBC CODE 2012
There is a thread for this kind of stuff; It's called [url width=http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=32719.0]stupid bans kicks mutes[/url].
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what da fuk
MOST DETAILED DESCRIPTION 2012
My third Gallery build.
About
This build's appearance is based off of the castle seen at the end of world 1-1, it has two floors.
Tech Specs
-Built on a 32x32 baseplate
-First floor has a jail cell and a glass case with a key
-Second floor has a flagpole (yes, there is a flagpole on top of the castle in game), three firework emitters, and five buttons. Four of the buttons launch the fireworks, the Fifth plays the "Level Complete" Theme from SMB
How Do The Events Work?
-The jail cell can only be opened by a key, it also closes after 1 second, rather than three.
-Clicking on the glass dome makes it disappear for a few seconds (represents removing the case)
-There are three firework emitters on the second floor, the emitters are numbered 1 to 3 from left to right.
-The Buttons launch the fireworks in the following patterns:
Classic (1-3-2)
Classic Doubled (1-3-2-3-1-2)
Simultaneous
Simultaneous Doubled (with a one second break between sets of three)
Screen-Shots of the build:
The Castle (Front-View):
The First floor (Jail cell on the left, glass case on the right)
The Second floor (The firework emitters are behind the camera):
Sorry for the DP, forgot to post this stuff.
Screenshots of the Build (continued)
The Flag pole:
Crediting Information:
JVS Doors pack 1 made by Trader
Cube Print Bricks made by Tophius
Domes made by Phydeoux
Half-bricks made by aware14
Firework projectiles made by WillWill56
NES Game Block Prints made by Plastiware
One Random Brick Pack made by FART and King Tinks
Extra Ramps made by Topheus
I give credit to all of the blockland users listed above.
I also DO NOT take ANY credit for the above addons
Final Information
Ratings in the form of x/10 are optional
DO NOT flame or post negative reply's or i WILL report you!
Constructive Criticism accepted, (as long as it is not harsh)
Other Criticism NOT accepted.
MOST "EXPERIENCED" USER 2012
Is this a troll thread? If not (and I know it is) well here are some really basic ramblings... learn to google you lazy
Pre love:
Always be sure to have a condom somewhere on hand if you know you're going to score later in the night. After you are more experienced, if you are having love at your house you might want to invest in lube as it can be useful sometimes. Be sure to know when it's the right time to have love too, the (I assume) girl usually isn't as love hungry as you are. Before you start, you always want to engage in foreplay: kissing, petting, and depending on the girl some lovey conversation. Don't instantly go for the vag, make her want love not have it feel forced upon her. At the same time dont go too slow. Since most females masturbate regularly, her hymen is probably broken so that shouldnt be a problem. Its best to start with some oral or fingering/rubbing before love to get the vag wet.
During love:
If it's your first time, you're going to suck. No matter what. Every girl is different, and if its their first time (or yours) there could be some pain involved. Start slow; you're not a researchstar and you don't want to be. Have the mindset that you want to please the girl as well. After you've worked up a good pace, maybe slow down and finger her a little bit or turn to some oral. No man alive can pound a girl for hours without taking some breaks but still keeping them entertaining. You can have elements of foreplay throughout intercourse when you're taking breaks. By building up a good rhythm, you can draw out your experience for a long time. Also, some girls like to talk during love some dont, I would wait and see if they initiate that before going on about stuff. Dont moan too loud but making some noise is to be expected. If your condum is too tight or too loose then the love wont be the best. You might want to google love positions if you're worried, there are some easy basic ones that anyone can do.
Post love:
Don't be awkward. The more you do it the less you suck and are less awkward its all experience. Acknowledge that it was good. Different girls like different things so just go with it.
Other notes:
Dont be nervous, be comfortable. You both want to enjoy yourselves and feel pleasure. If you aren't able to laugh during love then you're being too serious (not that you would laugh, but just as an example of the mood you should be in). Don't be worried about your rooster size as long as its not ridiculously small, an average richard used correctly can still be very peasuring. Also, it could be nice to shave your pubes its always more clean. Be sure to not have smelly breath or a smelly richard. Take a god damn shower and maybe even use some sort of product if your rooster smells. Always try new things so the love doesnt get boring! Good luck (and if you're underage send me some vidya pls)!
DONT END UP LIKE THIS handicap http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=213806.0
Source: personal experience.
i will cherish this quote forever
MOST EXCITING PROJECT 2012
BEST MEME 2012
I Austin Lee Perez AKA the docter am commiting Self Delete due to cyberbulying from everyone on the drama topic of how im idiotic
Self Delete by stab
User was banned for this post
BEST VIDEO 2012
WORST GRAMMAR 2012
why cant i see shadows i can only see shadows patch this thats not fair i have the best gamming pc at best buy and shadows dont work just cus of intel
move the file to desktop and let the launcher re wright the cloer set
eliptats didint start it
BEST CLAN 2012
Apart from static tactics hue
Public Domain
This is a new clan which aims to discourage Blockland's general attitude of exclusivity by gathering and creating builds made available to the public for open reuse, play, and editing.
We wish to create a pool of useful saves, from props and event mechanisms to complete scenes and courses, which anyone can use for any reason.
News
October 10 - Eksiten Island V1 added to contributions
September 21 - Dezcaban joins [pd]; Dezcaban's Sato Shanty (part of the clan's logo) added to contributions
September 17 - Sleven joins [pd]; Sleven's Medieval Outpost and Eksi's Cities XL 2012 Collection 1 added to contributions
September 16 - Clan created by Eksi and Railyx; First contribution added by Eksi
September 15 - Railyx creates a spiffy logo out of Eksi's screenshot
September 8 - Seed planted by Sleven's Medieval Outpost
How to Join
Offer a build of your own creation to be released for public use.
If it is fairly novel, of good quality, and I can think of a good way to use it in a server or video, you'll be accepted.
Quality over quantity, to the fullest extent. A nice table will be appreciated more than a mediocre room or subpar house. A great bench, more than a boring city block.
All players can download released saves, and can contribute saves without joining. Membership shows your more active support of this clan, and gives you more say in certain decisions which may be made.
Members & Accolades
Eksi [13559] - Founder
Experienced video creator
Affinity for RGB
College student - Please be patient
Railyx [11024] - Co-founder
Electronic music producer
Special effects/graphics designer
Sleven [4540]
Inspiration for clan
Dezcaban [30187]
Recent Contributions
kalphiter's server status .php if you're that kind of guy
Right-click links with [Download] in front of them to save
Eksiten Island V1 (abandoned)
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Created by: Eksi
Added by: Eksi
Date added: October 10, 2012
Requirements: GSF's Terrain Bricks
Description: Eksi's first attempt at using Terrain Bricks on a large scale, abandoned due to a failure to follow vision.
Dezcaban's Sato Shanty
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Original thread
Created by: Dezcaban
Added by: Dezcaban
Date added: September 21 2012
Requirements: Vertical print bricks, pole bricks, 1 random brick pack, Demian's brick pack
Description: A makeshift walled shelter surrounded by hilly terrain.
MOST NOTORIOUS SPAMMER 2012
(Look through his/her posts and feel the random)
MOST forgetED UP ADD-ON 2012
What is this?This is a mod I made because... well... I don't really know.
Basically, this mod allows you to rape a specified player if they are near enough to you.
Type
/rape playername to rape a player.
Type
/stopRape to stop raping your victim.
If you are raping someone, repeatedly tap the space bar to successfully rape them, giving them an STD that will slowly kill them.
If you are being raped, repeatedly tap the space bar to free yourself, which will kill the rapist.
There are RTB prefs for enabling/disabling and making it mini-game only.
Planned FeaturesRape Item (for mini-games) done- More RTB Prefs
- Pills to cure STDs?
- Different types of STDs?
Feedback from adoring fansVersion Historyv1.1 to v1.2:
- Fixed standing in vehicles bug
- Added more safeguards to prevent glitches
- Successfully raping adds to your score, as does escaping from an attempted rape
v1 to v1.1:
- Fixed some minor bugs
- Added RTB pref for choosing whether to use activate or jump
- Added rape item for mini-games
- Added /stopRape command for rapists
>>> DOWNLOAD <<<
BEST NBA PLAYER 2012