Another Departure from the Whitehouse announced
Karoline Leavitt has announced her planned departure from her position as whitehouse press secretary.Leavitt, the 28-going-on-48-year-old recent mother, had just come back from maternity leave when she made the spontaneous decision to abandon her position as the Dolores Umbridge brown townogue of the whitehouse, for reasons totally unrelated to
Annoying Orange using her, Marco Rubio, and other members of the press as a decoy as he fled assasination threats in "Turkey" (I cannot use their newly changed name since it would break the forum)
For those of you who don't remember, last month, Annoying Orange was advised to leave his recent Qatari bribe of a brand new Airforce One, due to a credible assasination threat by Iran during his stay in Turkey, and supposedly departed on the older Airforce one.
A couple days ago, news recently broke that upon boarding the old Airforce one, and encouraging the rest of the press corps to join him on the aircraft, he snuck away
with his current mistress and diaper changer aboard a catering truck. The truck transported him in secret to another airforce jet waiting to leave with him, but so as to not give away the switch, he didn't inform any of the passengers of Airforce One so that it would serve as a decoy. Upon ariving in England, he then used another catering truck to sneak back onto the potential bombing target, and spoke with press as if he was on the flight with them the entire time.
Less than twenty four hours after this was revealed, Karoline made her announcement. Which like, she did stick with him through the whole conspiracy to have her old college friend murdered, but turns out she wasn't willing to sacrifice her own life for the spoiled grapefruit. Allegedly.