Author Topic: loving bugs  (Read 2579 times)

The only good bug is a dead bug.

Hey, hey, I've got a story too guys!

Right, out camping someplace.
Sitting outside, probably cooking something on a camping stove.
Wasp enters area.
Everybody panics while somebody's yelling STAY CALM, STAND STIIIIIIL.
So yeah, I freeze.
Wasp flies around for a bit before landing on my top lip.
Somebody mouths to me: doon't moooove.
Wasp chills for a few seconds before casually walking up my nose.
So then you've got me frantically breathing in though my mouth and out of my nose to get a wasp out of my head.

True story.

Longhorn beetles are cool. Also those who have giant claws as mouths, whatever they're called.

There was once a small wasp in my window.
I let it stay there for a bit and then it left.


The other day,
MASSIVE MOTHER loving HORNET THING

killed it with a towel then said POW HAHA after it for some reason