Hey, hey, I've got a story too guys!
Right, out camping someplace.
Sitting outside, probably cooking something on a camping stove.
Wasp enters area.
Everybody panics while somebody's yelling STAY CALM, STAND STIIIIIIL.
So yeah, I freeze.
Wasp flies around for a bit before landing on my top lip.
Somebody mouths to me: doon't moooove.
Wasp chills for a few seconds before casually walking up my nose.
So then you've got me frantically breathing in though my mouth and out of my nose to get a wasp out of my head.
True story.