The best ways to legally repel salesmen/Jehova's witnesses

[Alyx Vance]

Before you open the door, rev a chainsaw behind it and then ask who it is.

rooster a shotgun.

*chick chink* Who is it...
Then open the door with a unlit cigarette in your mouth and be in your boxers without a shirt scaring the stuff out of him.

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[TheScout]

Cut a hole in your door with an axe
Every time someone comes up to it, you put your face up to the hole and scream "HERE'S JHONNY"
Laugh maniacally

[weaver123]

Open the door
fart
Close the door

[Tyler66]

"Touch this door..
...and I will be touching you."

[Cargøn]

Before you open the door, rev a chainsaw behind it and then ask who it is.

Then ask for their weight.

[hankyje]

I killed a Jehova witness once.

[Boston Terrier]

Put a sign up that says "Beware of dog".

woof
I am a dog, that doesn't work.

[Sabbin]

cnai b doge

[Boston Terrier]

cnai b doge

fu i doge