The best ways to legally repel salesmen/Jehova's witnesses

[Cargøn]

Any way to passively do this is a feat of absolute genius.

[Ad Bot]

[?]

"go away"
then shut the door

[ultimamax]

Hit on them.

[Shy_Guy]

Put a sign that says "Will shoot at salesmen".

[Cargøn]

Put a sign that says "Will shoot at salesmen".

you'd be surprised at how often that DOESN'T work.

[Shy_Guy]

you'd be surprised at how often that DOESN'T work.

Do you have a gun? If not that's why they know if you have a gun or not.

[BanishedLetters]

Put a sign up that says "Beware of dog".

[Visage]

I hate when they trick you by using a familiar knock and not just a normal knock so you open it thinking its someone you know and then bam there they are. But anyway they always ask if I'm the man of the house and I say no and they say who is and I say theyre gone and then I close the door.

[Bisjac]

only people who care about some random door to door starfish's feelings need advice on this.

just shut the door, you dont even need to say anything to them.

[Morpheus]

Say happy birthday to the Jehovas' Witnesses and then slam the door.

[PowerDag]

not answer the door at all

[xxxxkill]

Open door
Close door

[Nickelob Ultra]

you should cover yourself in fake blood and pretend to worship the Aztec gods

[Jairo]

in napoleon dynamite they put a plaque outside that reads "no soliciting" to prevent salesmen from coming
and it works

[Planr]

go to the door with a megaphone and scream into it in front of the saleman's face: "i'm sorry, we dont accept soliciting" ;p