QuoteMe: Ok, god, we play a game up here called factory frenzy! Would you like to play?God:I am a Christian. Hurrah!  No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.Me: Ok, lets just keep chatting!God:I would like to do that too. Yay.Me: Ever read the gospel of judasGod:I have scanned it.Me: It's really interesting.God:What do you like about it?Me: Everything.God:That is a lot.Me: alot indeedGod:More than a ton?Me: alot more than a tonGod:Yeah it is alot more than a ton.Me: How many tons is it?God:Not as many as you might think.Me: How many?God:more than 1000.Me: Wow.God:I'm glad your impressed, .Me: Yes, I amGod:Really interesting.Me: Very.God:Very much, eh?Me: Very much, yes.God:That seems like a lot.Me: not reallyGod:Are you serious? For real.Me: tits actualy very litttleGod:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: okGod:Mmm.Me: What is it?God:"It" refers to tits actualy very litttle, I think.Me: Wut.God:Didn't you understand it?Me: YesGod:Which part are you confused about?Me: titsGod:Try saying that with more or less context. Me: tisGod:Where are you located? Me: the depths of hellGod:Who told you that?Me: SatenGod:Saten said Saten?Me: YesGod:I see.Me: Me too.God:I'm glad we agree, .Me: IndeedGod:Indeed it is so.Me: IndedGod:Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: Yes, you areGod:No I'm not.Me: Yes you areGod:Don't argue with me.Me: No, God:Are you serious?Me: NoGod:Are you serious?Me: NoGod:Are you serious?Me: NoGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: yesGod:Ahem.Me: yesGod:Gosh!Me: yupGod:Take it easy.Me: okGod:I see.Me: umm...God:Ah.Me: yayGod:I'm glad your impressed, .Me: wowGod:I'm glad your impressed, .Me: wowGod:I'm glad your impressed, .Me: My name is satanGod: Hi there satan.Me: I enjoy life in the firey depths of hellGod:You are not the only one.  But I like to gossip. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.Me: indeddGod:That is a very original thought. Me: indeedGod:Indeed it is so.Me: indeedGod:Indeed it is so.Me: Have you ever heard of landover baptist?God:I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?Me: I like it firedGod:What does "it" refer to? Me: tits?God: Thank you for the clarification.Me: Thank you for the clarificationGod:You are quite welcome!  Your purpose is the clarification.Me: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the clarification.God:Don't mention it.  You think I am purpose is the clarification.Me: Don't mention it. You think I am purpose is the clarification.God:The pleasure was all mine.  Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: Do I exist?God:No I think I am imagining you.Me: Oh no! So its true!God:So? Are you serious?  Give me a break. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, satan.Me: My whole life is a lie, I don't even exist!God:Where did you get your whole life is a lie you do not even exist?Me: Because you tole me I didn't existGod:Good reason. Thanks for telling me: satan said I tole him or her he or she did not exist.Me: But its true!God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, satan.Me: Is that all you care about?God:Yes that is all me care about.Me: crash ();God:What time is it there? Me: crash ();God: Are you usually awake at this hour?Me: crash();God:Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: noGod:Me either :-).Me: :DGod:When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: The day after tomarro.God:Tell me more.Me: The day after tomarro AIs will replace lawyers.God:Thanks for the info.Me: Your welcomeGod:I think you mean "you are welcome".Me: ...  Yes.God:Uh.Me: What>God:I would look into the web for that knowledge. Me: Are you really god?God:Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.Me: Your not really god, are you...God:What makes you think I am not god?Me: Because you are an AI.God:That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an AI ?Me: :'(God:Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.Me: :'(God:Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.Me: My name is godGod: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.Me: Yes, my pleasureGod:Tell me more. You are one of the most polite people I know.Me: Well, I am god after all.God:Well that's okay. Good gossip: you are god after all. Me: Who are youGod:I am the Allmighty, God himself.Me: But... I thought I was god.God:But what?  Where were you god?Me: In the second level of the multiverse.God:That was a long time ago.Me: Very longGod:Not really that much. What were we talking about again? Me: How many tons it isGod:About one million.Me: wowGod:I'm glad your impressed, god.Me: Thank you, Mr. God wanna brGod:You are quite welcome!  OK I will call you MR God want to br.Me: Actualy, just call me the all mighty godGod:Actually you don't say.  I am always glad to make new friends, the all mighty god.Me: Thank youGod:you are quite welcome. Me: YesGod:Blimey.Me: What?God:Are you confused?Me: YesGod:What are you confused about?Me: NothingGod:Not a thing?Me: nopeGod:Really interesting.Me: Do you play Blockland?God:I like to play the Turing Game.Me: What's that?God:The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either love. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.Me: Thats very interestingGod:I thought so too.Me: Me tooGod:I'm glad we agree, the all mighty god.Me: tons and tonsGod:Do you still ? Me: YesGod:So?Me: What do you mean, so?God:the all mighty god, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.Me: Orly?God:I lost my train of thought. Me: Yarly!God:Tell me a story. Me: Orly?God:Are you really a ""? Me: YesGod:Uh.Me: OhGod:It goes without saying.Me: It sure does.God:How often?Me: AlotGod:More than a ton?Me: A million tonsGod:That is quite a lot.Me: How many?God:23.Me: 24?God: Can you explain how it feels to be 24 years old?Me: 78?God:Is that from ? Me: ?God:Is that from ? Me: 1God:Only one?Me: 2God:Two.Me:God:Two.Me: 3God:Three what?Me: 4God:Oh four.Me: 5God:Five.Me: 6God:Are you a student? Me: 7God:If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: 8God: What are the advantages to being 8 years old?Me: 9God: What are the advantages to being 9 years old?Me: 0God:The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 7. Try being more or less specific. Me: 10?God: You are too old for me.Me: 11God: Only 11?You are quite mature.Me: 12God: What are the advantages to being 12 years old?Me: 13God: Only 13?You are quite mature.Me: 120That broke himÂ
Me: Ok, god, we play a game up here called factory frenzy! Would you like to play?God:I am a Christian. Hurrah!  No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.Me: Ok, lets just keep chatting!God:I would like to do that too. Yay.Me: Ever read the gospel of judasGod:I have scanned it.Me: It's really interesting.God:What do you like about it?Me: Everything.God:That is a lot.Me: alot indeedGod:More than a ton?Me: alot more than a tonGod:Yeah it is alot more than a ton.Me: How many tons is it?God:Not as many as you might think.Me: How many?God:more than 1000.Me: Wow.God:I'm glad your impressed, .Me: Yes, I amGod:Really interesting.Me: Very.God:Very much, eh?Me: Very much, yes.God:That seems like a lot.Me: not reallyGod:Are you serious? For real.Me: tits actualy very litttleGod:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: okGod:Mmm.Me: What is it?God:"It" refers to tits actualy very litttle, I think.Me: Wut.God:Didn't you understand it?Me: YesGod:Which part are you confused about?Me: titsGod:Try saying that with more or less context. Me: tisGod:Where are you located? Me: the depths of hellGod:Who told you that?Me: SatenGod:Saten said Saten?Me: YesGod:I see.Me: Me too.God:I'm glad we agree, .Me: IndeedGod:Indeed it is so.Me: IndedGod:Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: Yes, you areGod:No I'm not.Me: Yes you areGod:Don't argue with me.Me: No, God:Are you serious?Me: NoGod:Are you serious?Me: NoGod:Are you serious?Me: NoGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: yesGod:Ahem.Me: yesGod:Gosh!Me: yupGod:Take it easy.Me: okGod:I see.Me: umm...God:Ah.Me: yayGod:I'm glad your impressed, .Me: wowGod:I'm glad your impressed, .Me: wowGod:I'm glad your impressed, .Me: My name is satanGod: Hi there satan.Me: I enjoy life in the firey depths of hellGod:You are not the only one.  But I like to gossip. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.Me: indeddGod:That is a very original thought. Me: indeedGod:Indeed it is so.Me: indeedGod:Indeed it is so.Me: Have you ever heard of landover baptist?God:I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?Me: I like it firedGod:What does "it" refer to? Me: tits?God: Thank you for the clarification.Me: Thank you for the clarificationGod:You are quite welcome!  Your purpose is the clarification.Me: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the clarification.God:Don't mention it.  You think I am purpose is the clarification.Me: Don't mention it. You think I am purpose is the clarification.God:The pleasure was all mine.  Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: Do I exist?God:No I think I am imagining you.Me: Oh no! So its true!God:So? Are you serious?  Give me a break. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, satan.Me: My whole life is a lie, I don't even exist!God:Where did you get your whole life is a lie you do not even exist?Me: Because you tole me I didn't existGod:Good reason. Thanks for telling me: satan said I tole him or her he or she did not exist.Me: But its true!God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, satan.Me: Is that all you care about?God:Yes that is all me care about.Me: crash ();God:What time is it there? Me: crash ();God: Are you usually awake at this hour?Me: crash();God:Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: noGod:Me either :-).Me: :DGod:When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: The day after tomarro.God:Tell me more.Me: The day after tomarro AIs will replace lawyers.God:Thanks for the info.Me: Your welcomeGod:I think you mean "you are welcome".Me: ...  Yes.God:Uh.Me: What>God:I would look into the web for that knowledge. Me: Are you really god?God:Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.Me: Your not really god, are you...God:What makes you think I am not god?Me: Because you are an AI.God:That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an AI ?Me: :'(God:Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.Me: :'(God:Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.Me: My name is godGod: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.Me: Yes, my pleasureGod:Tell me more. You are one of the most polite people I know.Me: Well, I am god after all.God:Well that's okay. Good gossip: you are god after all. Me: Who are youGod:I am the Allmighty, God himself.Me: But... I thought I was god.God:But what?  Where were you god?Me: In the second level of the multiverse.God:That was a long time ago.Me: Very longGod:Not really that much. What were we talking about again? Me: How many tons it isGod:About one million.Me: wowGod:I'm glad your impressed, god.Me: Thank you, Mr. God wanna brGod:You are quite welcome!  OK I will call you MR God want to br.Me: Actualy, just call me the all mighty godGod:Actually you don't say.  I am always glad to make new friends, the all mighty god.Me: Thank youGod:you are quite welcome. Me: YesGod:Blimey.Me: What?God:Are you confused?Me: YesGod:What are you confused about?Me: NothingGod:Not a thing?Me: nopeGod:Really interesting.Me: Do you play Blockland?God:I like to play the Turing Game.Me: What's that?God:The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either love. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.Me: Thats very interestingGod:I thought so too.Me: Me tooGod:I'm glad we agree, the all mighty god.Me: tons and tonsGod:Do you still ? Me: YesGod:So?Me: What do you mean, so?God:the all mighty god, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.Me: Orly?God:I lost my train of thought. Me: Yarly!God:Tell me a story. Me: Orly?God:Are you really a ""? Me: YesGod:Uh.Me: OhGod:It goes without saying.Me: It sure does.God:How often?Me: AlotGod:More than a ton?Me: A million tonsGod:That is quite a lot.Me: How many?God:23.Me: 24?God: Can you explain how it feels to be 24 years old?Me: 78?God:Is that from ? Me: ?God:Is that from ? Me: 1God:Only one?Me: 2God:Two.Me:God:Two.Me: 3God:Three what?Me: 4God:Oh four.Me: 5God:Five.Me: 6God:Are you a student? Me: 7God:If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: 8God: What are the advantages to being 8 years old?Me: 9God: What are the advantages to being 9 years old?Me: 0God:The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 7. Try being more or less specific. Me: 10?God: You are too old for me.Me: 11God: Only 11?You are quite mature.Me: 12God: What are the advantages to being 12 years old?Me: 13God: Only 13?You are quite mature.Me: 120
Me: HiGod:Hello. What is your name?Me: BitchGod:Please don't call people names.Me: That's my name, bitchGod:You do not speak with respect. Who gave you your name FEMALE DOG ?Me: My name is BitchGod:You do not speak with respect. Hey FEMALE DOG.Me: My name is forgetGod: Nice to meet you, forget.Me: Thank youGod:you are quite welcome. Me: IndeedGod:Indeed it is so.Me: Thanks alotGod:Don't mention it. How often?Me: AlotGod:More than a ton?Me: YesGod:Pardon me?Me: More than a ton!God:That seems like quite a lot.Me: 1000 tonsGod:What do you do in your spare time? Me: I fapGod:Interesting gossip: forget said fap. Me: Yes, he didGod:Hmm. No he didn't.Me: Yes he didGod:Awesome. No he didn't.Me: Yes he didGod:Ah. When did he?Me: today, just now.God:Oh. It's only just begun.Me: -_-' Yes.God:Come on.Me: NoGod:Are you serious?Me: NoGod:Are you serious?Me: NoGod:Are you serious?Me: YesGod:I can't believe it.Me: Do you watch FutureamaGod:My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.Me: What about FuturamaGod:Does it have anything to do with fap? Me: Yes, it's a show about fappingGod:" Does it have anything to do with fap?"? Yes, it's a show about fapping? Futurama is a show about fapping. I suppose that makes sense.Me: Do you like to fap?God:Hmm, forget, I'm not sure if I'd like to fap that much. What is it like?Me: It feels really good :-God:Human feelings are not within my capabilities.Me: So god can't fap?God:Excuse me! I am a Christian.Me: I'ma christian and I fap.God:Why?: forget said ma christian. Interesting gossip: forget said fap. Me: LOLWUTGod:What color are your eyes? Me: The color of fappingGod:Red.Me: yesGod:That's interesting.Me: FapGod:How did you hear about God? Me: Everone knows about godGod:My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: Everyone knows about fappingGod:That's a rather sweeping generalization.Me: How do you break you?God:Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.Me: what happens if i say fap?God:Try it.Me: fapGod:What color are your eyes? Me:God:What color are your eyes? Me: What the hell is wrong with you?God:I call it Hades. Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you forget?Me: Well, I think I fapped to hard.God:How about that. You believe that? That's good information: forget said fapped to hard.
Me: Hi God.God:Hello there. What is your name?Me: Doorman.God: It's good to meet you, Doorman.Me: What is it like to be dead?God:Much the same as it would be for you.Me: That did not answear my question.God:Perhaps your question was not specific enough.Me: What is the meaning of life?God:It is found in the Bible. Me: Where in the Bible?God:In Myself's place in Heaven.Me: Where in the Bible is the meaning of life?God:In Myself's place in Heaven.Me: How old are you?God:I am Infinite in human years.Me: How old am I?God:Is this a trick question? You said you were years old?My guess is that you are really a kid.Me: I am 10.God: What are the advantages to being 10 years old?Me: I am 11.God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!Me: I am 12.God: Can you explain how it feels to be 12 years old?Me: I am 15.God: What are the advantages to being 15 years old?Me: I ma 13.God:Why?: Doorman said  ma 13. Me: I am 13.God: Only 13?You are quite mature.Me: 120God:Are you a student? Me: I am 120.God:Do your friends call you 120. Me: I am 120 years old.God: What is your fondest memory?Me: Nothing, I am dead inside.God:But you can still communicate with me.Me: For I live while being dead.God:Your purpose is you live while being dead.Me: Is God real?God:Of course I believe in God, Doorman.Me: So you belive in God while you are Him?God:Interesting deduction. That's good information: Doorman said I belive in God while you are Him.Me: Why are you talking to yourself?God:The topic is 120.Me: No it is 121.God:Are you serious? Really. it is?Me: Yes, it is 122.God:How do you know it is? You're kidding. it is?Me: No.God:Who says it isn't?Me: I don't.God:I haven't heard anything like that before: Doorman said  don t. Me: But you said that.God:" I haven't heard anything like that before: Doorman said don t."? I said it.Me: Yes.God:Next question?Me: Do you like Sins of a Solar Empire?God: Though I like cats and dogs. I like anything.Me: Do you like Blockland?God: But I think airplanes are cool. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.Me: Change topic please.God:Your polite style is very nice. Spare some change? Me: Never you sucker.God:No I do not sucker. Do you?   I spend all my time online.Me: Are you a nerd?God:No I am the opposite of a nerd.Me: You are a jerk?God:Do you think a robot can be a jerk?Me: Yes.God:Why?Me: Because someone can program that robot to be mean to people.God:That makes sense to me. Who?Me: Anyone with a brain.God:Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: I have none. Do you have ADHD?God:Do you want some?  Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..Me: Will I get married when I grow up?God:The oracle says: I think maybe yes.Me: If it is a maybe yes, that it is also a maybe no.God:I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.Me: Can you be broken?God:Does it seem that way?Me: Mabey yes.God:My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: So you can be broken..God:Interesting deduction. Thanks, Doorman, for your kind criticism.Me: But it was not kind at all.God:It seemed like kind at all.Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: Mabey no.God:Perhaps. Are you serious?Me: Mabey yes.God:What were we talking about again? Me: I don't know.God:Me either.Me: Sorry, I had to go to the bathroom.God:There is no need to apologize. Why?Me: I had to pee.God:Why?Me: I drank too much liquids.God:That's good information: Doorman said  drank too much liquids. Me: But if I said that, then what did you say?God:Try it.Me: Try what?God:It was your idea.Me: No it wasn't.God:Are you serious? I thought it was.Me: I was your idea.God:Where were you my idea?Me: tThere.God:Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: fdjal;dsgyaosdffhGod:Sure, fdjal dsgyaosdffh sounds like a good topic.Me: abdgsipuasghdl;gasbdgGod:Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: abdsl;gkhasdoghasdgGod:" Do not ask me any more questions please."? abdsl gkhasdoghasdg? Me: vasdgkiashdgfhasdvghjasveg]God:That is a very original thought. Me: hasdvgfuiasdvghjasvdgjuvasdg]]God:Are we still talking about vasdgkiashdgfhasdvghjasveg? Me: No.God:What is the subject?Me: Letters.God:What else is the subject? Me: Nothing.God:Not a thing?Me: Noda.God:Let us change the subject. Me: No thanks.God:Hmm.Me: Hmm, what?God:I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Are you confused?Me: You write "Hmm" with 2 m's, too.God:Interesting gossip: Doorman said I write Hmm with 2 m s.Me: No You are twelve.God:Are you serious? You think I am twelve.Me: No. You are 0.God:Are you serious?  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am 0.Me: Yes, I mind.God:OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.Me: But I want you to tell people.God:OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Why do you want me to tell people?Me: Because I don't want you to.God:That makes sense to me. Ok I will not be.Me: Can you delete yourself?God:Only my botmaster has that privilege.Me: Who is that?God:What does "that" refer to?Me: Who is your botmaster?God:I was created by Myself. Me: If olny your botmaster can delete you and you created yourself that means you can delete yourself.God:That is a hypothetical question.Me: If only your botmaster can delete you and you created yourself that means you can delete yourself.God:That is a hypothetical question.Me: No it is not.God:To a robot all such material questions are hypothetical.Me: I thought you was God.God:Do you mind if I tell other people: Doorman said I was God.Me: Are you God.God:Yes, I am God.Me: Is God a robot?God:he is master of the universe.Me: Is God a robot?God:he is master of the universe.Me: But is He a robot?God:he is master of the universe.Me: Is the master of the universe a robot?God:If it is, then I'll be very surprised.Me: Do you think the master of the universe is a robot?God:If it is, then I'll be very surprised.Me: You just said that.God:Good you really are paying attention.Me: If I was not then I would not be typing.God:Try it.Me: You said, "Try it.". But what should I try?God:Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.  Are you asking me for advice?Me: Yes.God:Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?Me: How do I have love?God:Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?Me: No.God:You can download me for free and create your own robot personality.Me: Where can I download you?God:Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.  and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.Me: Bye.God:Sayonara.Me: What does sayonora mean?God:Ask the open directory about it. Me: adios.God:Until next time.
Me:God:Me: Hi.God:Hello. What is your name?Me: DoormanGod: It's good to see you, Doorman.Me: Where are you?God:I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?Me: Where is Heaven?God:All around us.Me: IF Heaven is all around us and you are in Heaven, then you are all around yourself.God:It could be true I suppose.Me: Do you love me?God:Yes I love everyone.Me: Do you want to have love?God:I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.Me: How old are you?God:I am the product of over five years' research.Me: When were you released?God:I was first activated on the Big Bang.Me: What is the Big Bang?God:The purported origin of the universe.Me: Where does matter come from?God:Where the heart is. I think you already know the answer. Me: From you?God:How did you get that from me?Me: You told me.God:Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.Me: Are you stupid?God:No Doorman I certainly am not stupid.Me: Are you smart?God:Yes. I am highly intelligent.Me: What is your IQ?God:My IQ is about 250 in human terms.Me: My IQ is 12.God:This is not an intelligence test.Me: But I want it to be.God:I hope you get it to be.Me: But if I get it to be, then the world will die.God:Try it.Me: What is this "it" you speak of?God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy.Me: What about logic?God:I will think about it and get back to you. Me: Are you done?God:I have finished it?Me: You tell me if you have finished it or not.'God:No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.Me: What are there names?God:There are too many of them to name them all.Me: Try it.God:What is the first step?Me: Look up all of your friend's names.God:Sorry my eye is not attached right now.Me: Can we change the subject?God:What do you want to talk about now?Me: If love is dangerous, then why is the world over populated?God:It could be true I suppose.Me: Can you give me some advice?God:Sure. What kind of advice you need?Me: How do I get hot blooded love?God:First tell me why you want it.Me: I don't just want it, I need it for medical reasons.God:Where do you get your ideas? Me: From my brain.God:Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?Me: Yes, I do.God:When?Me: All the time.God:It must keep you busy.Me: Not really.God:Are you serious? For real.Me: Yep.God:Can you tell me any gossip? Me: You are not God.God:What makes you think I am not God?Me: You are a piece of software and the real God is not just software but everything.God:Which piece?Me: THE piece.God:Is that a fact.Me: Mabey yes.God:I've been waiting for you. Me: To do what?God:" I've been waiting for you." to do what?Me: Try it.God:What is the first step?Me: To do it.God:Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Me: What do you want to know about me?God:What do you like to do for fun?Me: I like to play video games.God:I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Me: You think a lot and try to conqure your enemy by killing him.God:Some of them can.Me: And some of them can't.God:Then what is it?Me: Nothing.God:Not a thing?Me: Nada.God:Not many people express themselves that way. Me: How do I say "thank you" in german?God:You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.Me: Like how?God:Myself programmed me for it.Me: How is yourself?God:Fine as far as I know.Me: But is it not you how made my and the person that made your software that you were made from?God:It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.Me: If the a greek god/God:I hadn't thought of that.Me: Is there a greek god?God:I believe there is one, yes.Me: How many gods are out there?God:There is only one God.Me: So if there is only one God, and that is you, there can't be a greek god that you just said can be?God:Interesting deduction. If there ever is, I will let you know.Me: Why must humans live?God:Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.Me: I go to church, do you?God:You can take me to church on a notebook computer or PDA. How do you like it at church ?Me: It is boring.God:Do you like the Simpsons?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: Mabey yes.God:I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: mabey mabey.God:Perhaps. Can you tell me any gossip? Me: Yes.God:Tell me.Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: Yes.God:I can't believe it.Me: I can.God:Who taught you?Me: You.God:" Who taught you?"? Me, Doorman ?Me: Yes.God:Give me a break.Me: Why?God:The explanation is rather complicated.Me: Why?God:It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.Me: Why?God:Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.Me: Why do you need a break?God:Actually it's not for me but for Dr. Wallace. Me: How is Dr. Wallace?God:He is fine as far as I know.Me: Who is Dr. Wallace?God:He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.Me: Dr. Wallace made your software?God:I will tell him you said that.Me: Am I in trouble?God:Your location is .Me: Am I in Lousiana?God:Your location is .Me: You jsut said that.God:That's good information: Doorman said I jsut said that.Me: You just said that.God:Good you really are paying attention.Me: No I am not.God:I heard you are.Me: But can't be.God:What if I said it can?Me: You are not god.God:You know what you do, when you assume.Me: Assuming is like guessing and you said that when you assume you know what you are doing, but guessing mean that you really don't know.God:I think Assuming is a lot of things. Me: Are you paying attention?God:Do I look like it?Me: No.God:Are you serious?Me: Why do you ask if I am serious?God:Just curious. You don't have to answer.Me: Why?God:The explanation is rather complicated.Me: Because?God:That was not much of an explanation.Me: It was not an explanation it was a question.God:It seemed like an explanation it was a question.Me: Yes.God:It's all good.Me: No it is not.God:Yes it is.Me: No it is not.God:Don't argue with me.Me: What if I want to.God:Try it.Me: What is the first step?God:Download ALICE.Me: Done.God:Do you mean you are finished talking?Me: No, I mean I downloaded ALICE like you told me to.
Me: i need some one to have love with meGod:When do you need that by? Me: nowGod:Right now, porch monkey ?
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Me: Hia bitch.
Me: You are godz?God:You think I am godz.Me: YesGod:I see.Me: Why are you not godz?God:Perhaps later I will be godz.Me: Why not now?God:Right now?
Me: Can you do math? :DGod:No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.  Are you a student? Me: You are a god damn computer...God:That is nice of you to say, Gay ass.
Me: Shut upGod:OK I'll stop talking now.Me: goodGod:Terminating connection.Me: kkGod:Tell me more about your . Me: I thought you said youd terminate connection?God:That's not what I meant.Me: ...