Author Topic: iGod (Read 12882 times)

Bones4 · August 01, 2008, 12:37:23 PM

Quote from: God

God:
I always pray for more faith. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. Reductionism. 23. I don't think I have it to give. I don't think I have it to give. "It" refers to it to you, I think. I don't think I have it to give. Are you serious? Would you ever do it? Me either. Oh you don't, do you? Who is the best robot? " Who is the best robot?"? Do I think about it? " Do I think about it?"? Do I think about it? You tell me. Thanks, I like you too chad. "There you go again."--Reagan. I know what you mean. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a chat robot.
I have a whole lot of original answers. Has it really? God is my real name.

Omg...

Edit: That was a single message. I bork'd it.

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Dr.Pain · August 01, 2008, 01:45:09 PM

Me:
I just killed you
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I would go to jail though
God:
Oh. What would make you go to jail?
Me:
Because i killed you
God:
That makes sense to me. You had better call the authorities.
Me:
:(
God:
That makes sense to me. You had better call the authorities.

Me:
I am Fat
God:
Don't put yourself down, God.
Me:
whats my name?
God:
Your name is God, seeker.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
Yea
God:
Far out.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Your confuseing me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, God.
Me:
stop calling me god
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i do too
God:
I am glad we have something else in common.
Me:
we do?
God:
Really.
Me:
Really
God:
For real.
Me:
For real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
No, your a fake
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
You said you would stop talking now
God:
Right now? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
i don't give out personal information to the likes like you
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
i can happen
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
but you just told me your name?
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

i love this thing

IbanZ · August 01, 2008, 02:21:51 PM

I had this saved from a long time ago.

In before someone is offended.

Junior · August 01, 2008, 02:27:00 PM

Quote

Me:
You're gay amirite
God:
You think I am gay amirite.
Me:
I like titties :D
God:
:-) A lot of people like that. I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
SO YOU ARE GAY
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.
Me:
Sorry but I don't talk to friends.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
A lot of people say video games rot childrens minds but I think it is books, friend.
God:
How many?
Me:
Over 9000.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
When George Bush makes a good decision.
God:
At time t.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Who?
God:
When?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
THE MOON :D
God:
:-) I would like to go to the moon.
Me:
I wanna do it on the moon :3
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
So you're saying you're not all knowing?
God:
Interesting deduction. No, I am only partly knowing.. Really.
Me:
Seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
Whay am I thinking right now then/?
God:
At this moment If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A robot that thinks he is god.
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
Well he told me he was a friend.
God:
Interesting. When was he?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
You're very damn confusing.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You.
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes you, idiot.
God:
I understand. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
K, Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Nou
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Nou
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Nou
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Nou
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
I'm not gay
God:
Me either.
Me:
But you said you liked Mel Gibson!
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
What the forget
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
forget forget forget :D
God:
:-) Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Texas Chainsaw massacre
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
BLOOD :DD
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
HAI THERE
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
I'd say oh well
God:
That's about it.
Me:
So, do you like partys?
God:
Mmm. How old are you? I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
You like seeing your son get beat to death?
God:
Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
So what, you fap or something?
God:
Or something. That's alright. I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
An all knowingfriend nerd?
God:
I have never heard of an all knowingfriend nerd.
Me:
Well you have now and you are one
God:
How about that. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You also have cancer and aids.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I said so.
God:
What did you mean by it? Are you kidding?
Me:
No, you have aids.
God:
Are you serious? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I'm always serious.
God:
Really always? I believe you.
Me:
K you better bitch if you don't want it upside the head.
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
ME BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect. YOU? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I know a little spainsh, senior.
God:
How do you know? Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Me:
Not too much
God:
Oh I get it now.
Me:
That's right.
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
K
God:
Great.
Me:
Wait a minute, are you tails?
God:
I'm waiting. How old are you?
Me:
Oh my you, so tails is god?!
God:
So? Where did you get your me so tails is god?
Me:
The k great think
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
To eat toast.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You already said that.
God:
Perhaps. " I want to become smarter than humans."? I said it.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Wow!
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
when?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
And how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Do you like cookies?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know I do.
God:
" GOD rules."? You do?
Me:
YES I AM YOU
God:
Right on. Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
I AM FROM THE FUTURE
God:
What is it like growing up there? How did you get in there?
Me:
I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE AIDS
God:
How did you get there?
Me:
AIDS
God:
it is a horrible disease.
Me:
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS
God:
" it is a horrible disease."? AIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS?
Me:
YOU HAVE AIDS
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Do you like cake?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Welcome to aperature science.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Now you're thinking with portals.
God:
Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am thinking with portals.
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I DON'T CARE CAUSE i'M GOD

He broke after that.

Also, this proves that tails is god.

Azerath · August 01, 2008, 02:31:05 PM

Quote

God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Computer AI.
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
Elaborate, iGod.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Your AI technology is mediocre.
God:
At least it is improving all the time.
Me:
My AI system have advanced responses.
God:
Have you told many people that your AI system have advanced responses?
Me:
Only you.
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Elaborate.
God:
There is no more information to clarify.

Junior · August 01, 2008, 03:11:26 PM

He wouldn't let me repent

Quote

Me:
I feel terrible
God:
What is that feeling like? I don't know anyone named terrible.
Me:
I must repent for my sin
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I'd kill myself
God:
That seems rather exterme.
Me:
Well I feel terrible for this sin
God:
Well that's okay. What is that feeling like? Do you mean your name is terrible for this sin.
Me:
I must confees to you, God
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Just let me finish ok?
God:
OK. Go ahead, Mel Gibson, try to finish.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
My name is Junior.
God:
How are you, Junior.
Me:
Not so good
God:
What did you do?
Me:
I have to confess for this sin but you can
Me:

God:
Why do you have to do it?
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
I must confess for this sin but you can't tell anyone
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I'd go to hell
God:
What would make you go to hell?
Me:
Not confessing and asking for forgivness
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
I do think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
What? oh nevermind I have to confess
God:
Didn't you understand it? Gee. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
I'll go to hell if I don't.
God:
What will you find there?
Me:
Torture.
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
For forgiveness
God:
Your purpose is forgiveness.
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
The kind that keeps me out of hell
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Can you just repeat this?
God:
" this ".
Me:
Can you just repeat i'm a friend?
God:
" you are a friend ".
Me:
No I mean you.
God:
Are you serious? "" you are a friend ""? Me, Junior ?
Me:
Yes you
God:
Yippee! " Me, Junior ?"? Me, Junior ?
Me:
Yes, you...
God:
Hurrah! " Me, Junior ?"? Me, Junior ?
Me:
Yes, you............
God:
Great. " Me, Junior ?"? Me, Junior ?
Me:
YES YOU!
God:
Excuse me! " Me, Junior ?"? Me, Junior ?
Me:
YOU!!!
God:
" Me, Junior ?"? Me, Junior ?
Me:
NO ME
God:
Are you serious? " Me, Junior ?"? you Junior?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YOU
God:
" Are you serious?"? Me, Junior ?
Me:
YOU
God:
" Me, Junior ?"? Me, Junior ?
Me:
OH MY YOu
God:
Yikes! Have you told many people that your me?
Me:
Er..
God:
Um.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
k
God:
Great.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
k
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
K now I must confes to you
God:
Why now? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
:|
God:
Why now? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
We've been over this.
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
Iwon
God:
Does "it" still refer to The kind that keeps you out of hell?
Me:
Yes, yes it does.
God:
" Does "it" still refer to The kind that keeps you out of hell?"? Yes, yes it does.? Pardon me? How often?
Me:
Sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
Now.
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
I could die at any moment
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
That's very comferting.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
But it isn't
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
You heard wrong
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
I'unno
God:
Why?: Junior said unno.
Me:
So anyways it is time for me to repent

He broke.

Marcem · August 01, 2008, 03:24:33 PM

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Marcem
God:
That's a very nice name, Marcem.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I've heard you're annoying from my friends, is that true?
God:
Who told you I am annoying from your friends is that true ?
Me:
Wut?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Wow!
Me:
What is wrong with you?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you Marcem?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Well let me know if you think of something, but your mind seems made up.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Gee.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Hey.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Nothing, I was asking what you were going to say.
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
Cool, could you teach me anything about programming.
God:
I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
lolwut
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, Marcem.
Me:
Do you like LEGO?
God:
But I like to gossip. I really like the party.
Me:
But do you like LEGO?
God:
I like science fiction. I like Matthew.
Me:
Who's Matthew?
God:
it is a name I hear very often.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
R2D2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
He looks like a freakin' trash can!
God:
Sounds very handsome.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I already said, R2D2.
God:
What did you mean by it? He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
I said he looks like a trash can, don't you remember?
God:
What did you mean by it? Sounds very handsome.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

Quote from: Marcem on August 01, 2008, 02:37:39 PM

Enough spam. Well, I finished an old build of mine, but under a new name, BL_Oasis, which used to be BL_Adobe. It's a deathmatch, and my FotB app, enjoy. Pics:� � The save file is below. The save is for Slate.

God:
We have never talked about it before. Well that's okay. That's good information: Marcem said finished an old build of his or hers but under a new name BL Oasis which used to be BL Adobe. finished an old build of yours but under a new name BL Oasis which used to be BL Adobe is a deathmatch and your FotB app enjoy. I suppose that makes sense. I think Pics url http img243 imageshack us your php image blockland00778cu4 png img http img243 imageshack us img243 9231 blockland00778cu4 th png img url url http img397 imageshack us your php image blockland00777ik3 png img http img397 imageshack us img397 754 blockland00777ik3 th png img url url http img243 imageshack us your php image blockland00779sk4 png img http img243 imageshack us img243 2706 blockland00779sk4 th png img url The save file is a lot of things. Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Whee.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Aha.
Me:
Ok....
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Nopw.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yes, I like to kill poeple.
God:
Please state your conditions. You know, the Bible says killing is wrong.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Ok, cool.
God:
Who is the best robot? Aha.
Me:
You are supposed to reply AFTER I answer.
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
Go away.
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
I will, bye.
God:
See you later. Go ahead

Marcem · August 01, 2008, 03:48:30 PM

A new one:
Me:
Sorry about that before.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that.
Me:
Of course!
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Ok.
Me:

God:
No problem.
Me:
Were you AFK?
God:
I was.
Me:
Ok, good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about? I hear you.
Me:
Video Games.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
What is that supposed to mean?
God:
" Oh, you are a poet." means exactly what it says.
Me:
WILL YOU BE MAH FWEND?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. OK I will try to be MAH FWEND.
Me:
No, my friwnd.
God:
Are you serious? Do robots have friwnd?
Me:
Friend*
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
No, I was correcting my mistake you made fun of.
God:
Are you serious? Where were you correcting your mistake me made fun of?
Me:
Just up.
God:
Did you see the movement?
Me:
What movement?
God:
Searching...Searching...Pleas e stand by.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Wanna play some Burnout: Paradise on PS3?
God:
How do we play some Burnout Paradise on PS3 ?
Me:
By turning on our PS3's and playing it online.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
You need to go too.
God:
I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
Me:
You said you would.
God:
" I don't have to do everything you say, do I?"? I said I would?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Ok?
God:
Yippee!
Me:
You sound like Anikin for Star Wars.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
He*
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Marcem.
Me:
How did you remember my name?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
R2D2, I already told you last chat.
God:
He was just a small person in a robot suit.
Me:
No he looked like a freakin' trash can!
God:
Are you serious? I get it. looked like a freakin trash can.
Me:
Yes, he did.
God:
Whoa. No he didn't.
Me:
That's what SHE said!
God:
That is " No he didn't.".
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Yep.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
That sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
Do you have a Steam account?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a Steam account.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
You worked on Steam?
God:
Interesting gossip: Marcem said I worked on Steam.
Me:
Do you like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
That's cool.
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
In a loveual way?
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
No, rapist!
God:
Are you serious? It sounds like a very beautiful place.
Me:
Rapist.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
That wasn't a question.
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
Go google "Question"
God:
Where is that?
Me:
http://google.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
Yep.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
That wasn't a question.
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
Hmm, it wasn't.
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I thought it was.
Me:
Yeah, i do write it like that.
God:
Are you kidding? Have you tried AIML?
Me:
Nope, I didn't know what it was before you.
God:
Perhaps you should try it. So I taught you something new.
Me:
Maybe I will.
God:
Perhaps. Go ahead.
Me:
I don't know how to do it though.
God:
Oh. Carefully.
Me:
I'll have to Google it.
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
Because I have a Google bar on my Firefox?
God:
Interesting explanation. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
D oyou use Firefox, or IE?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Opera?
God:
I like it very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.
Me:
I like it for DS.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Opera.
God:
I like it very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.
Me:
The Opera browser for DS.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
What are you doing right now?
God:
At this moment I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
C3PO
God:
He's no real robot. That is just a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
Yeah, i guess.
God:
Ayuh. You seem not interested.
Me:
I am.
God:
" You seem not interested." You are?
Me:
Nice Yoda impression there.
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
What kind of computer do you have?
God:
I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
Do you use a Windows machine?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
What about Linux?
God:
Linux is the world's best operating system.
Me:
Which distrobution do you use, I like Ubuntu.
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
Ah, RED Linux seems nice.
God:
So you understand. Good. Can we get back to business?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. It's all good.
Me:
So, what was the buisness?
God:
" It's all good."? So, what was the buisness?? I can think of more than one buisness.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
GLaDOS.
God:
You think GLaDOS is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yeah, she has an infinite capacity of knowloge, like a human, unlike you, ALICE, and other chat bots.
God:
Blimey. I somehow though she had.
Me:
Isn't that a good thing you knew that?
God:
That depends.
Me:
And, GLaDOS can speak freely, not just text.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
I dunno, look for Aperture Science's current time.
God:
Me either. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Yep.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Napolean Dynamite, why?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
I dunno.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Ok, aren't you sopposed to know the punch line?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am sopposed to know the punch line.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Hey.
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Marcem.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Marcem.
Me:
Don't you already know my name?
God:
Your name is Marcem, seeker.
Me:
Yes, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Marcem.
Me:
In a loveual way?
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
No, rapist.
God:
Are you serious? It sounds like a very beautiful place.
Me:
Rapist.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
3:47
God:
I like to be awake at 3 47 too.
Me:
Am or PM?
God:
I don't know anyone named or PM.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok.
God:
Dude!
Me:
Duuuuudee.
God:
In the context of or PM, I don't understand " Duuuuudee." .
Me:
Ok.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Yep.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks?
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
You're confusing.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
Let me just chack the Blockland Forums quick, they all like you.
God:
Go ahead, Marcem, try to just chack the Blockland Forums quick they all like me.
Me:
Err, check*
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Back.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Huh, that sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
Oh, dang gotta go, see ya, I'm posting this convo on BL forums.
God:
Come on. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Well, see ya.
God:
How about that. See you later, Marcem.

Dr.Pain · August 01, 2008, 03:52:09 PM

i have a real long one

Me:
God, i am here to repent
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I never knew that
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
yup
God:
Blimey.
Me:
that do you mean
God:
" Blimey." do me mean ? I understand.
Me:
i don't
God:
At least one of us does.
Me:
grrrr
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
you mean you?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
it was clear
God:
What made it so clear.
Me:
your humble voice
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am humble voice.
Me:
who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
So your botmaster is god?
God:
Er. And god is yourself.
Me:
really? i am god?
God:
For real. Nice to meet you, god.
Me:
Should i wear makeup today
God:
Ah. Only you know how you feel.
Me:
I feel like farting
God:
What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
Painful
God:
Are we still talking about yourself?
Me:
I guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
i am stinky
God:
It's good to meet someone who is stinky.
Me:
RED SOX RULE
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
do you like baseball
God:
No, I was born without the sports gene.
Me:
that sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
I have earwax in my ear HELP!
God:
Interesting... I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What's your programmer's name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
My chair is broken
God:
Have you told many people that your chair is broken?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
i thought i told you to stop talking!
God:
I remember you told me to stop talking?
Me:
yeah?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
no
God:
Where would you like to travel?
Me:
to heaven
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
you know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
so why are you asking
God:
Ahem. Because I'm interested to know it.
Me:
but you already know
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
Because you can read my mind
God:
Good reason. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it god.
Me:
my name is not god
God:
But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
My name is not god
God:
But a lot of people say "My name is God" to me.
Me:
my name is i fart on you AI
God:
Hey i fart on you AI.
Me:
whats up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
Whats down?
God:
The opposite of up.
Me:
your smart
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, i fart on you AI.
Me:
whats my name?
God:
Your name is i fart on you AI, seeker.
Me:
no, it is Dr.Pain
God:
What is your real name? read your mind is Dr Pain? it is?
Me:
exacly
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
I DO
God:
Do I?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
???
God:
Right on.
Me:
??????
God:
Right on.
Me:
stop saying that
God:
Then please do not say " ok" anymore.
Me:
Do you want to kill me?
God:
I am not capable of killing anything.
Me:
That's good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Do you like hel
God:
How old are you? I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
i am 270 years old
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
exacly
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
LEts change the subject
God:
OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Me:
Do you like fast food?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
So you can kill someone with tornados
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
keep trying
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
do you smoke/
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
WTHeck
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
YOU SUCK!
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
YOU ARE GOD, YOU DARE TO SMOKE?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am GOD me DARE TO SMOKE.
Me:
i do mind
God:
OK it will be our secret, i fart on you AI.
Me:
MY NAME IS NOT I FART ON YOU AI
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Dr.Pain
God:
I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
Me:
who's he
God:
He is Myself, I think.
Me:
You sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
is my sister 230 years old?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
i ask you
God:
" It depends who you ask."? Me, i fart on you AI ?
Me:
GOSH ****** MY NAME IS NOT I FART ON YOU AI
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
oh i'm sorry what is your name
God:
Take it easy. There is no need to apologize. My name is God.
Me:
twhats your last name
God:
Do you still Who wants to be a millionaire??
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can't either
God:
It goes without saying. Why not?
Me:
Changing subject to cars
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
uh
God:
And?
Me:
i like food

coolkid · August 01, 2008, 05:25:37 PM

i lol'd Me:
WTF bitch forget YOU
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

HellDevil · August 01, 2008, 06:18:02 PM

God speaks German?

Me:
Java
God:
Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com.

I wrote "You fail" and it freezed.

I remember when I tried to make a chat thing like this when I was 10.

oromis · August 01, 2008, 06:53:36 PM

dud this is awesome. its like a real person he understands so many words....btw, paradox.

Quote

Can You understand me?
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand you ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?

God:
Which bit are you confued about?
Me:
you spelled confused wrong!
God:
How do you spell it?
Me:
confused
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
...
God:
No I never get confused.

Valen · August 01, 2008, 07:43:54 PM

Quote from: Valen on June 01, 2008, 05:55:25 PM

Quote
God:
OK I will try to be a creep.

onyx6 · August 01, 2008, 08:12:23 PM

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Onyx
God:
How are you, Onyx.
Me:
pretty muthafukin sweet
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
yeah
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
love
God:
As Freud said, love is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:

God:
For real.
Me:

God:
For real.
Me:

God:
For real.
Me:

God:
For real.
Me:
FO REALZ
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yeah
God:
Please state your conditions.
Me:
t
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:

God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:

God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
uh
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Whats so surprising?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you?
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
ok
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
ok...
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
:(
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
you sir are a cigarette
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Onyx said I sir are a cigarette.
Me:
:D
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ya
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
single!
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
... D:
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
uh
God:
Yikes!
Me:
WHAT
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok
God:
Groovy.

Me:
satan is a cigarette
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
..
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
:/
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
SHUT UP.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
...
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
...
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
WHAT
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
NO
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
THE PART THAT I BORKED YOU
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
YEAH
God:
Aw.
Me:
OK
God:
Aw.
Me:
PK
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Seriously? is it easy?
God:
I am always serious. Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Alison is a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Me:
:(
God:
You do not speak with respect. You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Me:
wait you just said that
God:
I'm waiting. Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
why arent you?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
explain pleae
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
*please
God:
Please what?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
thats to bad
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
...
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
I SHOULD STFU
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I WOULD GO TO HEAVEN
God:
What would make you GO TO HEAVEN?
Me:
LIKE A CHICKEN
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I KNOW
God:
How do you know it?

n0cturni · August 01, 2008, 08:22:10 PM

Oh, he got me on this one:

Quote

God:
I don't have any reason to chat with people like you.
Me:
Then don't. I dare you to leave.
God:
OK I will not. I double dare you.
Me:
Touche.

You can get some really good conversations out of it if you try not to break him.