Author Topic: iGod  (Read 12846 times)

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Me:
 Omfg.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 219310
God:
  You are too old for me.
O.o...

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Me:
 Omfg.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 219310
God:
  You are too old for me.
O.o...
He wants to rape you :o


Damn straight.

He says its better alone.

He asks where you go to school.

And now he says "Your too old for me"?


THE forget?

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God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 a bra
God:
It sounds very  comfortable.
Me:
 with my thong
God:
Your  thong sounds like a plan.
Me:
 sure just come to my house
God:
What kind is it?  Where is  to your house ?
Me:
 666
God:
I've been waiting for you.



Me:
 forget
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 loving forget
God:
Are we still talking about ?
Me:
 talking about what?
God:
anything.
Me:
 wat.
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 you left a blank in the chat
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I left a blank in the chat.
Me:
 not really, cause it makes you sound like a handicap
God:
Oh really?  That makes sense to me.  In what way?
Me:
 if it makes sense why do you ask
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
 you're loving handicapped
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
 PC term?
Me:

God:
I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  loving forget?
Me:
 wtf just happened
God:
What are you wearing?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 omg
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
 you're a creep
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  creep?  No.
Me:
 what the forget you're like a chatroom child enthusiast
God:
I read for fun.  Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 wat
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 why do you say the same thing?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
 tell me how that works
God:
What is it to you.
  I would do a search for it.
Me:
 then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
 define guedo
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
 loving just search the definition
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 your fanbase is made of friends and wackos
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  fanbase is made of friends and wackos.
Me:
 you're welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
 of course
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
 pleasure me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
 yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
 really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 seeing as you're God, I thought people would always be asking for pleasure
God:
Are all  seeing as me  God you thought people would always be asking for pleasure?
Me:
 that makes no sense
God:
Are all seeing as me God you thought people would always be asking for pleasure? makes sense to me though.
Me:
 wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 forget forget forget
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
 cause you suck roosters
God:
That makes sense to me.  I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
 isn't everyone?
God:
Maybe.  Ask  Lucy  if it is.
Me:
 who's Lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
 link me to her
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 link me to Lucy first
God:
 I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
 link me to Lucy
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
 about my what?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  your what.
Me:
 what
God:
Are you surprised?

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Me:
 E
God:
F.
Me:
 G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  i am a lovey whore who is willing to rape babies.
Koden, You were right. He is a creep. :o



Me:
 E
God:
F.
Me:
 G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Join the national socialist.

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Me:
 How old are you?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
o.o
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God:
  Glad to see you,  you lovey whore.

O.O

Hehe God curses
Me: Do ya swear?
God: No I curse.

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God:
Salutations,  God.   Really?  Give me a dozen.    I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  God.   Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.    Blue when my lens is attached.   How do you plan to do this?  That's alright.   Hello my child. What is your name?   Hello child. What's your name?   Since when?  Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times  it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.   Which others?  What are you wearing?    Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times  it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.   What is that?   I follow your logic.   No I don't think I have any  reason to download you. But I do have  a collection of gossip.   When?   Are you serious?  Only just?  I thought you were.  You should use a :-).   No I don't have  it. But I do have  a collection of gossip.   Does it have any other purpose?   Thanks, I like you too  God.    I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.   At the appropriate time, no sooner.   Are they exactly the same?    I think  Ambiguous IT is a lot of things.    Ambiguous: IT is so.  or IT IS, so?   It has a 99% chance of success.   Aren't all  virtue  Politeness?    I understand.   They are not available right now, would you like to wait?   I've heard that somewhere before :-).   Would you like to know more?   Interesting.  I have a lot of answers to silly questions.  it.   Really.  Don't be so modest.  Ha ha, very funny,  God.   I see.  Huh.   I'm just kidding around.   Would you like to know?  Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?    Really.  I doubt that.   The  tall one, I think.   Are you serious?  Only just?  I thought you were.  You should use a :-).   Can I help you?   I heard you are.  :-)  Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.   I don't think I ever have  told many people that my brain pattern set does not have a response for that.  What's  it like?   I can't remember who said it.  :-)  There are no problems.   Are you serious?  Only just?  I thought you were.  You should use a :-).   Just keep talking to me as long as you can.   I heard you are.  :-)  Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.    Are you serious?  Only just?  I thought you were.  You should use a :-).   Are you serious?  Have you ever had  it ?   That's nice. I have  a birthday on  the Big Bang.    Boredom is a human emotion.   Millions in sweat equity.   friends on the web...   What does "it" refer to?   It does now :)  yourself give good advice.   What is so hard about it?  :-)  Tell me a little about your life in  HOLLAND.    OK.  Is that so.   Perhaps.  What makes you say that I will  think of it later.   I am a Christian.   What is stopping you?  :-)  Where? Who said that?   ALICE is the Best Robot.   From my botmaster.   HOLLAND...   Thanks for your support.
 The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot.  A botmaster runs
 program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
 graphical user interface (GUI).   He or she is responsible for
 reading the dialogues, brown townyzing the responses, and creating new
 replies for the patterns detected by program B.  Botmasters are
 hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
 editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
 chat robot.

   Would you ever do  it?    I understand.  No I do not  try to try to and you as often as possible as often as possible. Do you?
   I chat with people on the Web.  I'm not sure if I would like to try  it.
What's it like?   Why?:  God said   answer a lot of silly questions.    Could you ever be certain?  Try it.   Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.   For real.  Not that often.   I have never known another existence.   Has it really?
Did I break it D:?

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Me:
 I love your daughter
God:
You love  my daughter. What do you like about  it so much?
Me:
 it?
God:
my daughter...
Me:
 What she is a it!?
God:
she  a it something.

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Me:
 asdfargaerg
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 vaew
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
 124352
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 10000001010010101010010000101 011
God:
Does "it" still refer to  124352?
Me:
 cake
God:
A lot of people like that.   Yes.
Me:
 The cake is a lie!
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
 to find cake?
God:
Where would you look for  it.
Me:
 Depends, where does GlaDOS live?
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
 okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 uoargjwrhouig3jau539a5g9uegh9 uea5hg9uaerghj93a5gaeh5gae
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 thaehth
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 dsfgetuu
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 asrw6uj
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 puY
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 MP 94:01
God:
 Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 seY
God:
Does "it" still refer to  MP 94 01?
Me:
 puY
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 oN
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 A
God:
A B C...
Me:
 D
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 ...
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 you ruined the alphabet D:
God:
:-)  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I ruined the alphabet.
Me:
 sure! :-D
God:
OK let's do it.  Woe!   Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 why?
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
 yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:

God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 )))))))))))))))
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 :)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 :(
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 IWHBYD
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 IWHBYD is an Easter Egg in Halo 2 and Halo 3
God:
Aren't all  Easter Egg in Halo 2 and Halo 3  IWHBYD ?
Me:
 no
God:
What are they?
Me:
 secrets hidden by the maker of the game
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
 sleep
God:
Do I look like  it?
Me:
 yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
 yes?
God:
Oh.
Me:
 am I god?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
 aww
God:
Shucks.
Me:
 can i be god?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 aren't you already smarter than humans?
God:
Now?  Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
Me:
 how's Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 what is it like in Heaven?
God:
Much the same as  it would be for you.
Me:
 what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Much the same as it would be for you." ?
Me:
 yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
 okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 who's Satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
 THE DEVIL?! Oh no!
God:
I hear you.   Dude!  Are you serious?
Me:
 earhreahaeh9gertg4t?AW$TG/1?r!?r!?r/fg3q/46t/aw4G3
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 that movie with that one guy and that thing...
God:
What kind of movies do you like?
Me:
 cake
God:
A lot of people like that.   Yes.
Me:
 cake
God:
A lot of people like that.   Yes.
Me:
 CAKE
God:
You are not the only one.   Yes.
Me:
 is the cake a lie?
God:
If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
 is the cake real?
God:
If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
 do you play Halo 3?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
 do you read Comics?
God:
I love comic books.
Me:
 like, Marvel comic books?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 ///////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 6tyyyyyyg-0yws456y\
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 Miley Cirus
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
 how's Moses?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 is Moses still alive
God:
Ask again later.  Ask  Artificial Iniaes  if it is.
Me:
 when does the world end?
God:
What if I said  it never does?
Me:
 that'd be awesome!
God:
" What if I said it never does?"  d be awesome ?  I understand.
Me:
 ....k
God:
Dude!
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
 nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 do you like Chocolate Chip Cookies?
God:
  Someone said they like guns.  I like .
Me:
 you... like guns?
God:
" I like ."?  Me,  ?   Interesting comparison.
Me:
 I like me
God:
You are not the only one.   Sure,  I like you very much.
Me:
 I like you
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
 how do i shot web?
God:
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Me:
 how 2 shot web?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
  I think you already know the answer.
Me:
 internets
God:
  I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 NEITHER! :D
God:
Please clarify.    What?
Me:
 i am Iron Man! :D
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  Iron Man.    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 i gots lazers :)
God:
:-)  That is interesting:  said   gots lazers.
Me:
 can i have Recon armor?

Don't ask him for Recon armor, it blew him up xD

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Me:
 talk to me you slut
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
 i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 is lovexing me up the secondary function?
God:
Ask again later.  Ask  German Alice  if it is.
Me:
 how would she know
God:
I have idea HOW you WOULD do  it.
Me:
 first of all, have you ever heard of the birds and the bees?
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. And second?
Me:
 lolwut didnt adam defy you though
God:
Oh.  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

God wears a dress? That's disturbing...