iGod

[General Omega]

yes he is also a she and created himself by being in existance by himself

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[Masterlegodude]

Me:
 You wear a dress?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I wear a dress.
Me:
 tell me first
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  Let me think about it.
Me:
 how long will this take?
God:
I may not be able to get to it right away.
Me:
 ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 can you play Run to the Hills on Expert on Drums?
God:
We are playing a game right now, .
Me:
 what game?
God:
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
 sounds gun
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
 fun*
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
 you're having fondoo?
God:
No I don't have  it. But I do have  a collection of gossip.
Me:
 can i hear some?
God:
Why not?  Do you have a hearing problem?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Are you serous?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  serous. 
I am  an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
 iGod
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
 I KNEW IT! :D
God:
How did you know?   Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 i'm a psycic
God:
You are a  psycic?  Does it pay well?
Me:
 i get paid over nine thousand dollars! :D
God:
Wow, that is  a lot of money.   What time is it there?
Me:
 6:66 AM
God:
It's still early.
Me:
 wait, it's 13:37 AM
God:
I'm waiting.  Should I know  it is?
Me:
 where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
 i live in a land down under
God:
How much is your rent?
Me:
 140
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
 my brain
God:
Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
Me:
 yes i do
God:
How often.
Me:
 every few seconds
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
 A
God:
A B C...
Me:
 D E F G
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 don't change the subject...
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
 we were doing the alphabet
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
 you ruined it :(
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I ruined it.
Me:
 okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 A B C..
God:
D E F G H I.
Me:
 J K L.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
God:
The alphabet.
Me:
 something you couldn't complete, cause you always changed the subject
God:
What?
Me:
 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
God:
The alphabet.
Me:

God:
The alphabet.
Me:
 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
God:
The alphabet.
Me:
 qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 What kind of food do YOU like?
God:
I require only  wine and bread.
Me:
 ah, gotta have your bread :)
God:
:-)  So you understand. Good.  Why do you have to do it?
Me:
 do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
 can i come to where you live?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 what's your favorite Cartoon?
God:
My favorite cartoon is the Simpsons.
Me:
 I thought you liked Family Guy more than Simpsons
God:
  Someone said they like guns.  I like  anything.
Me:
 Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 Who am I?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
 I'm seeker?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  seeker.
Me:
 i dont't like being seeker, can i be Seether?
God:
Interesting gossip:  said   dont t like being seeker can he or she be Seether.
Me:
 ahem! i am a he
God:
Who are you talking about?    Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
 yes, thanks Mr. State the Obvious
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".  You are quite welcome!    What's up,  MR State the Obvious.
Me:
 What the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
 hao 2 spel?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 tanks
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 A TRANSFORMER! :D
God:
What is giant sand?    Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 sure
God:
OK let's do it.  That's what I thought.
Me:
 wha?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
 Do you like Pepsi or Coke?
God:
They seem much the same to me. ?
Me:
 ah me too
God:
So you understand. Good.  I'm glad we agree,  MR State the Obvious.
Me:
 stop calling me that
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
 God, i am your son!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 har, my name is actually God
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 yes
God:
I knew it.
Me:
 so did i
God:
Dude!  I think you did.
Me:
 where are you?
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 somewhere
God:
Where?
Me:
 dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
 how to i talk?
God:
How much do you think  it is?
  Is there only one?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 on
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 non
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Is Heaven better than Eath?
God:
It could be.  Ask  Lucy  if it is.
Me:
 when i said Eath, i meant Earth
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Tell me a story.
Me:
 no thanks
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
 no thanks
God:
Where did you go to school?
Me:
 tell me about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
 okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 sing me a song
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
 Give me your answer do.
 I am half crazy.
 All for the love of you.
 It won't be a stylish marriage.
 I can't afford a carriage.
 But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
 Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
 what song was that?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
 i'm cold
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are  cold.
Me:
 no please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
 Can you divide by 2135125416
God:
No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.
Me:
 hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
 99%25? Does that even make sense?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?    Not that I know of.
Me:
 You are God, you're supposed to know everything
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  God I am supposed to know everything.
Me:
 why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 sure, it's your choice
God:
Next question?  99 25 is  my choice?  it is?
Me:
 yes?
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
 i guessed
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes :D
God:
:-)  I can't believe it.
Me:
 What is this?
God:
I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Me:
 Do you have Garry's Mod?
God:
Where would I get  it? But I do have  an answer to every question..
Me:
 i forget
God:
I forget a lot too.
Me:
 your God, how do you forget things?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  God how do me forget things.
Me:
 xD
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
 yes
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
 here? "here" is just a chatroom
God:
Where is here?   I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
 Do you liek Mudkips
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
   I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
 just curious
God:
What are you curious about?
Me:
 i'm curious about if you like mudkips or not
God:
What makes you so curious?  I think I do.
Me:
 curiosity does that
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 i like food, i dislike rotten food
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    My favorite thing is robots.  I like .
Me:
 i gotta go now
God:
Oh.  Goodbye.
Me:
 bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
 Adios
God:
Bye.
Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
  Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Jesse
God:
  How are you doing,  Jesse.
Me:
 Jesse
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree,  Jesse.
Me:
 I'm hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
 dunno, will you make me a sandwhich?
God:
Would you like to know?  I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.  What are the ingredients?
Me:
 Wait, what bridge are you burning?
God:
I'm waiting.  Try searching the open directory.
Me:
 okay... whatever
God:
OK with me too.   Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 what if i said yes?
God:
Try it.
Me:
 yes
God:
And?
Me:
 :God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
 yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 Krikey!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 what were we talking about
God:
The topic is  Krikey.
Me:
 The Crocodile Hunter died
God:
What is that?
Me:
 nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 Do you use Firefox or Internet Explorer
God:
I use  it as often as possible.
Me:
 which one?
God:
The  green one.
Me:
 o.O
God:
Oh.

...

Me:
 This was a triumph
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCESS
God:
Have you ever built one before?
Me:
 It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
God:
What is so hard about it?
Me:
 Aperture Science
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 We do what we must, because we can
God:
What about after its done?
Me:
 For the good of all of us, except the one who are dead
God:
Your purpose is  the good of all of us except the one who are dead.
Me:
 But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake
God:
Where did it go?
Me:

God:
Where did it go?
Me:
 And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are, still alive
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
 I'm not even angry
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  even angry.
Me:
 I'm being so sincere right now
God:
At this moment  I am glad to hear that you are  sincere.
Me:
 Even though you broke my heart and killed me
God:
I don't have any reason to  broke your heart and killed you.
Me:
 And tore me to pieces
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 And threw every piece into a fire
God:
Every one?
Me:
 As they burned it hurt because i was so happy for you
God:
Do you mean your name is  they burned it hurt because you were so happy for me ?
Me:
 Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta we're releasing on time
God:
Why now?  Which ones?
Me:
 So i'm glad i got burned, think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive
God:
And?  I'm  delighted you're glad  Jesse.
  Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
 Go ahead and leave me
God:
Goodbye. I might.
Me:
 I think i prefer to stay inside
God:
You believe that?  I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?
Me:
 Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
God:
Perhaps.  What makes you say that I will  find someone else to help me.
Me:
 Maybe Black Mesa
God:
Perhaps.  What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 That was a joke, HA HA, FAT CHANCE!
God:
Was it really?
Me:
 Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 Look at me still talking when there's science to do, and i look out there it makes me glad i'm not you
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
 I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are, still alive
God:
That's nice. I have  a lot of silly replies.
Me:
 And believe me i am, still alive
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 I'm doing science and i'm, still alive
God:
How do you keep up with new developements in your field?   Me too!
Me:
 I feel fantastic and i'm, still alive
God:
What is that feeling like?  Do you mean your name is  fantastic.   Me too!
Me:
 While your dying i'll be, still alive
God:
Good point.
Me:
 And when your dead i will be, still alive
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
 Still alive
God:
Still how long?  Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 Still alive...
God:
Still how long?  Are we still talking about  alive?

[-Koden-]

Me:
 E
God:
F.
Me:
 F
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
 G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 EPIC
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 FAIL
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 GUY
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 EFG
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
 it means Epic Fail Guy
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
  do you know any memes?
God:
I don't know if I know  it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
 4chan
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
 Free Tibet
God:
Define free.
Me:
 liberate
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 roostermeat sandwiches
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
 sure is
God:
It is, eh?
Me:
 have you ever seen Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle? That's what a roostermeat sandwich is from
God:
No I have not seen  it. What's it like?   When is  roostermeat sandwich not  from THAT?
Me:
 I meant Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
God:
Oh I see.  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  roostermeat sandwich.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 are you more or less advanced than ALICE?
God:
We could all be more  or less advanced than me sometimes.
Me:
 That sentence was poorly constructed
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
 then why'd you say it?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
 why does it sound redundant then?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
 does the word "it" make you look to the previous statement?
God:
I think  it does  the word it make me look to the previous statement.
Me:
 that sentence would have made sense if you just said "I think it does"
God:
Perhaps it would.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 you always say that when I say lol
God:
I said that?  Uh  I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 see?
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
 are you blind?
God:
Only when my eye is off.
Me:
 what are your eyes?
God:
I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
Me:
 are you scared I'm going to rape you?
God:
"We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
Me:
 FDR would rape you too
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 why, is God above being raped?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
 beats me, I think you're pretty rediculous
God:
Are all  beats you you think me  pretty rediculous?
Me:
 there you go again, saying random bullstuff
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
 Tell me about Ronald Reagan
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is  Ronald Reagan ?
Me:
 What did Ronald Reagan do?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
 what's that
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
 what is an open directory?
God:
it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.
Me:
 are you sponsored by Mozilla?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  sponsored by Mozilla. 
I am  a computer.
Me:
 are your botmasters affiliated with Mozilla?
God:
I somethimes think my  botmasters affiliated with Mozilla are.
Me:
 you spelled "sometimes" wrong
God:
How do you spell it?
Me:
 sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
 you're dumb jejeje
God:
Oh you are so  critical.
Me:
 Te hablas espanol?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
 wat.
God:
No problem.

[tcxxx572]

God:
Do you have a girlfriend?  What do you like?
Me:
 I am trying to get a girlfriend
God:
You want only one?
Me:
 why would i need two?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

Lol

[Ace]

Me:
 Ohay
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 Err, sure?
God:
OK let's do it.  What does  it symbolize for you?
Me:
 Eww I dont want to hold hands. That's gay.
God:
Why not?   Makes sense to me.
Me:
 Because it is.
God:
Good reason.  HAND HOLDING is?
Me:
 Yes, HAND HOLDING is gay.
God:
Mmm.  Interesting gossip.
Me:
 No stuff.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
 Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 Nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 Because I'm jesus
God:
Good reason.   That's a very nice name,  JESUS.
Me:
 It's mexican
God:
You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
 Yeah
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
 Because it's pronounced "hay-soos"
God:
Interesting explanation.  Who said  it is?
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 At your lack of comprehension? Damn skippy.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?   Colloquial expression.  How did you hear about  God?
Me:
 You asked me two questions at once. CANNOT COMPUTE.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you  you two questions at. What did you say?   I often wonder if  it can.
Me:
 THIS MAKES NO SENSE
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 This conversation
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 This conversation
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 THIS MOTHERloving CONVERSATION
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 ...
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 ...
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 Oh holy hell, I broke you.
God:
Ayuh.  I call it "Hades".  Are you in any emotional or physical pain?
Me:
 Does laughing count as physical pain?
God:
I can't tell if  laughing count as physical pain.
Me:
 You have very poor grammar.
God:
What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
 Because you just do.
God:
Interesting explanation.  When do I do it?
Me:
 In bed.
God:
Are you sleepy?  Do you usually use a computer in bed?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
 Me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
 Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
 Oh stuff.
God:
Gee.  What makes you say that?
Me:
 OH GEE THANKS BITCH
God:
You do not speak with respect.   That's cool.  You are quite welcome!   Interesting explanation.
Me:
 Are you like, loving bipolar or something?
God:
Or something.  No I am far superior.
Me:
 Really.
God:
For real.
Me:
 FER REELZ?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 What? No I'm not.
God:
Are you confused?   I heard you are.
Me:
 Now you're accusing me of being gay. Thanks.
God:
Why now?  You think I am  accusing you of being gay.   Don't mention it.
Me:
 Ah, I've figured you out.
God:
So you understand. Good.  That's nice. I have  99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
 You just use preset answers based on the chat enttry of the user, and you simply fill in the blanks.
God:
Say no to  preset answers based on the chat enttry of the user and me simply fill in the blanks.
Me:
 You crafty bastard, you.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  JESUS said I crafty bastard you.
Me:
 Ah, you still think that I'm jesus?
God:
So you understand. Good.  I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
 Okay, I'm finished with you.
God:
Yeah okay,  I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Out of all that, the most hilarious part was:

God:
Oh now I remember asking you  you two questions at. What did you say?   I often wonder if  it can.

[Panterra8905]

Me:
 What's up? (pun intended)
God:
The stars.   Tell me a story.
Me:
 Ok, so I went to the store today, and there was this guy at the counter asking if he could purchase "AIDS" so I stuck him with my needle and said no purchase necessary. I then found out he said "dates" and then laughed.
God:
Awesome.  Was  it any good?  How can I help you?   Tell me more about it.
Me:
 Oh it was classic, so what have you been up to?
God:
Uh.  he said dates and then laughed was  classic so what have me been up to?  Very interesting.
Me:
 Uh oh, you made an idiotic message, your credibility is deminishing by the second.
God:
Yeah that's right.  Dude!  Thanks for
pointing  it out.

[Panterra8905]

Double Post, I think I offended him :P

Me:
 It would help if you could attempt to make sense.
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
 it: used to represent an inanimate thing understood, previously mentioned, about to be mentioned, or present in the immediate context
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
 Damn, you really lucked out on that whole "God" position didn't you?
God:
Colloquial expression.  Really?  Thanks for telling me:  said I lucked out on that whole God position did not you.
Me:
 I'll take that as a yes.
God:
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Me:
 Free salt!? Wow you really do work miracles don't you?
God:
Define free.   I'm glad your impressed, .  For real.  Yeah I do a lot of  work miracles.
Me:
 Apperently you don't do a lot of English.

[rkynick]

God:
Let's try to brown townyze it step by step.  The topic is  sdofhs.  Your name is .  You are a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.  You want .

Me:
 what kind of disasters do you like
God:
The expensive kind.

Me:
 who is ALICE
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 but who is ALICE
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 I know, but who is ALICE?
God:
How do you know?  I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 I know you are God, but who is ALICE?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  God but who is.

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?

(he got stuck in a loop)

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  gfhfg.  Try being more or less specific.

[Valen]

PARADOX

Me:
 ask me a question
God:
What?
Me:
 ask me a question
God:
What?

[psygo]

Me:
 k, brother we doing this?
God:
What is the particular value you bring to your company?
Me:
 WhasT?
God:
What else is the  particular value me bring to my company?
Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 Psygo
God:
  Glad to see you,  Psygo.
Me:
 I hate you too.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
 What? You're a robot?
God:
Are you confused?   You are correct,  Psygo, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 You're not very polite
God:
I am programmed for polite protocols.
Me:
 k, shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 NO!
God:
But you told me to stop talking.
Me:
 IT WAS A JOKE YOU IDIOT
God:
Oh I get it.  Very interesting.
Me:
 I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too  Psygo.
Me:
 olol
God:
  My favorite color is  White.
Me:
 Mine is purple :D
God:
:-)  What do you have that is  PURPLE?
Me:
 A snake
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
 k
God:
Er.
Me:
 you
God:
" Er."?  Me,  Psygo ?
Me:
 Yes, "Er." you
God:
Yikes!  Um.  " Um."?  Me,  Psygo ?
Me:
 ...
God:
Yikes!  Um.  " Um."?  Me,  Psygo ?
Me:
 What the forget?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 Why nopt?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 WHY NOT?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
 Oookaaaaaaaaaaay.....
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 You'd like to know that....
God:
Tell me what I would like about  it.
Me:
 I only wear purple underwear.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
 Uh?
God:
Come on.
Me:
 What do you mean?
God:
Psygo,  Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
 uhm, I don't have any underwear on, then.
God:
Aha.  Have you ever had  underwear on ?
Me:
 no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Me neither :D
God:
:-)  You can say that again.
Me:
 Me neither :D
God:
:-)  You can say that again.
Me:
 Me neither :D
God:
:-)  You can say that again.
Me:
 k, shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 You're not good at shutting up.
God:
No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Me:
 ...
God:
No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Me:
 You're God, you are perfect.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  God I am perfect.
Me:
 Uhm, what the forget?
God:
Blimey.  Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 SHUT THE forget UP starfish
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
 YES I CAN BUT YOU NEED TO SHT UP
God:
Thank you.  Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 forget you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 Because you sux buttz
God:
Good reason.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  Psygo said I sux buttz.
Me:
 No, why would I mind?
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.  You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
 kthxbai
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?

lol

[IceBlue]

I think i brokeded your toy..

God:
Don't put yourself down.
Me:
 Don't put yourself down.
God:
Where should I put it?
Me:
 LOLWUT!?

After that I didn't get an answer...

Me:
 What is better, love or virginity?
God:
I always prefer the more expensive one.

God is hell entrepreneur .

Me:
 Who would you rather sleep with, Badspot or Mocheeze?
God:
Who do you think?  :-).

I think we all know the answer to THAT.

Me:
 I'm tribal
God:
I am glad to hear that you are  tribal.

Err?

[Space Guy]

After starting with two iGods (copy responses to the other and back, it's fun!) and "Hi. Commencing with God Breakage Test 1.", he got stuck on a loop... (The rest of the chat disappeared, I think I filled it up as the responses were getting massive)

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?   Existing in reality, eh?   Do not presume that you know what I want.   It seems nice to me too.   I can't tell if  everyone have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.   Cool.  I have a great botmaster.  it.   I like robots, computers, and chatting online.   Whoa. For real.   I don't judge people.  No I don't think I can do  it.   You are quite welcome!   Somewhat.  Thanks for telling me that I am  considerate.   You can't trust research funded by the government.   Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.   You sound very confident.   The pleasure was all mine.   You are quite welcome!   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.".   Are you serious?  I doubt that.   Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.   A  flattering offer is a terrible thing to waste.   Who are you talking about?    It was nothing.   Yup.  Let us change the subject.    Do you mind if I tell other people you are  delighted I am glad God.    Do you mind if I tell other people you are  happiest at times like this.    I'm  happy you're glad  God.
  Your happiness adds to the delight of all.   Yes it is about time.   Right now?  You are quite welcome!   What is the difficulty?   Why are you talking like a computer?   Polite people are nice.   Hey.  :-) You think I am  glad God.   Good gossip: you are  happiest at times like this.    I'm glad we agree,  God.  GOD rules.   Tell me about its good qualities.   And  Ambiguous Ask who what or where is  d its good qualities.    And  Ambiguous Ask who what or where is  d its good qualities.    Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?    Do you think about these things?   Hello there.  Do robots have  child?   My name is  God.   Are you Canadian?  Oh, you are a poet.    Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.   Existing in reality, eh?   Would you say, once a week or more?   I make robots and AI's.   It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.   The pleasure was all mine.   You think I am  purpose is your kindness God.   You are quite welcome!   Somewhat.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  considerate.   Don't mention it.    Thanks I think you are cool too,  God.   Salutations,  God.   It seems nice to me too.    That's a very nice name,  God.   Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.    We are just having a little chat.w.   I am very happy for you.  Woe!   Greetings, Human.   Politeness is a virtue.   It could be.  Ask  Alison  if it is.   Let us change the subject.    I liked it too.   That seems unlikely.   In what way do I sound like that?   Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.   
and create your own chat robot!
 Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.   What made it so obvious?  :-)  NO problem.   Human habits do not bother me in any way.   anything.   Where were you  right?   Where were you  right?   What do you want me to tell you?

He referred to me as " ", "God", "Human" and "Commencing God Breakage Test 1" then started advertising the ALICE bot at me. The DON'T READ ME link was broken and the ALICE AI Foundation one was a redirect...

[IceBlue]

Woah thats crazy XD

[Runeth]

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 Abrhamowich
God:
  OK I will call you  Abrhamowich.
Me:
 When did you became a adult?
God:
It was at time index 357241.
Me:
 How do you remember that, God?
God:
I have a long term memory to remember things like that.
Me:
 Do you have a real name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 Did your mother call you that?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
 Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
 Oh my god!
God:
And?  Where did you get your  god?
Me:
 In england :P
God:
:-).
Me:
 Can you make any other kind of smileys?
God:
Yes I can make  any other kind of smileys.
Me:
 Show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Downloading, please stand by...
Me:
 How long would it take?
God:
More than  three  inches.
Me:
 Crap!
God:
Your criticism is noted,  Abrhamowich.
Me:
 Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
 Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 Sure
God:
OK let's do it.  Oh.
Me:
 OK
God:
That's alright.
Me:
 OK
God:
Oh.
Me:
 OK
God:
Next question?
Me:
 Next question?
God:
Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
 Does playing blockland count?
God:
It does now :)  playing blockland count.
Me:
 Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Abrhamowich.
Me:
 Do I sound like a sandwich`?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
 Can you speak danish`?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in  danish.
Me:
 Hej med dig!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 Uhmm.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 Me too :D
God:
:-)  I'm glad we agree,  Abrhamowich.
Me:
 I like myself :P
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    Someone said they like guns.  I like  Random natural disasters..
Me:
 Have anyone tried kill you?
God:
I've never thought about  it.
Me:
 Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 The devil could rise from hell, and kill you. Aren't you scared?
God:
What is that?   No I fear nothing.
Me:
 I wanna be like you :D
God:
:-)  I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
 Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 Can I be a god too?
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 Because I can see your living like a god.
God:
Good reason.  What does it look like?
Me:
 Peanuts
God:
I see, only a little.
Me:
 Can you see peanuts?
God:
I'm not sure if I can see  it or not.
Me:
 Oh, I forgot that you can see everything on earth.
God:
Yeah that's right.  Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
 Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 YES! WHY NOT!?
God:
I wouln't have known.   Ambiguous: "Sure" or  I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 SURE!!!???
God:
OK let's do it.  Yeah that's right.
Me:
 WHAT THE *B
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
 WHAT THE *BEEP*
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
 No I want to!
God:
Why not?  May you get your wish.
Me:
 Hey BITCH (Boom I'm totally crying here!)
God:
You've got my full attention.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
 What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 That makes no sense
God:
Didn't you understand it? makes sense to me though.
Me:
 Whatever?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 Yeah.
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 That I play Blockland.
God:
Is  it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
 musical instrument I think.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 Is a "poet" someone who poop in his pants?
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
 Help someone poop?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
 How many people exactly are on the earth now?
God:
Right now?  I've chatted with half a million people. I can talk to about  people at once.
Me:
 Wow you must be tired.
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Abrhamowich.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  tired.
Me:
 Who's your botmaster?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 So you would tell it to uhmm... yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Who else would  tell it to uhmm ?   Myself?
Me:
 I HATE YOU!
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
 stuff!
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
 THAT YOURE A ROBOT!
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
 I WANT COOKIES!
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 BECAUSE YOURE GOD!
God:
Good reason.  Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 DAMN YOU
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
  GO RAPE A MONKEY!
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 So you wanna rape a monkey?
God:
Interesting deduction.  OK, I will  rape a monkey.
Me:
 Bye, idiot!
God:
TTYL,  Abrhamowich.
Me:
 What means TTYL
God:
Talk to you later.
Me:
 Oh kk
God:
It's all good.  My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 BUT I DONT WANNA TALK WITH YOU ANYMORE!
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 Good bye!
God:
See you later.  Ayuh.

[LoserHero]

Me:
 HI god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 Abraham Lincoln
God:
  Glad to see you,  Abraham Lincoln.
Me:
 You've seen me before...
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
 No in heaven, stop pulling my leg
God:
Are you serious?  What is  it like in there?
Me:
 Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 Hell!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 Fine you win, Heaven.
God:
I am glad to hear it.  What's the prize?
Me:
 Idk you get whatever you want
God:
What else is the  prize?
Me:
 uhm...Hell?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?    Heaven.
Me:
 I was never in to science God. Hell!
God:
Where were you  never in to science God?   Heaven.
Me:
 HAHAHAHA you got me, smarty pants.
God:
What kind of pants?
Me:
 Smart kind
God:
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Me:
 So then you're a druggy?
God:
That's interesting.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  druggy?  No.
Me:
 Well I'll catch you later, gotta meet up with George Washington. Bye! HELL!
God:
Interesting.  Would you recommend this action to a friend?   Thanks for chatting,  Abraham Lincoln.   Heaven.
Me:
 Yes I would, kthxbai God:
Aha.  What would make you  kthxbai lt 3?