iGod

[WhoDa?]

Me:
 What makes me a good demoman?
God:
God, or Nature, perhaps?
Me:
 Demoman
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
 Demoman
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 Demoman's food
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
 Full of Demoman's in there.
God:
How much.
Me:
 Enough.
God:
OK let's stop it now.

Me:
 GET ON THE FRICKIN POINT
God:
Where can I get  ON THE FRICKIN POINT?
Me:
 SPY!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 Omg. creep.
God:
That is a very unusual color.   Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 Dude, no
God:
None? Dude,.
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 No. Im Demoman
God:
Are you serious?   Why are you  Demoman.
Me:
 IF I WOULD BE A HEAVY WEAPONS GUY I WOULDNT SIT HERE, ARGUE WITH YOU NOW WOULD I?!
God:
Try it.
Me:
 MEDIC!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
 I.. dont... TELL!
God:
You?   A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.    Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Ad Bot]

[Tonce]

God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 im the devil yeah
God:
  That's a very nice name,  SATAN

Luls.

[Lil Robot]

Me:
 You are now chatting with yourself...
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  chatting with myself.
Me:
 o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 ou scare me.
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
 Run away!
God:
Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:
 Oh..
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 So..
God:
Dude!
Me:
 YOUR DEAD?
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
 No..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 You are a program.
God:
Correct.  My mind is completely software.
Me:
 I knew you were a bot.
God:
I was?
Me:
 Your stupid, you don't even know that your a bot.
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
 You're stupid, you don't even know that you are a bot.
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Lulz0rz.

[Mikiyikiy]

Me:
 How long before I die brah?
God:
More than  17  inches.
Me:

O_o

[BlockBrain]

Here is a real wierd one. Im not joking.

Me:
 Crap
God:
Your criticism is noted,  lolololololololololololololol ololollolloollolloolloollooll oolloolloolloollooloolloolloo lloolloolloolloolloolloollool loolloolloolloollolloolloollo olloolloolloolloolloolloolloo lloolloolloolloolloolloollool lool.
Me:
 How tall am I?
God:
All humans seem about the same to me.
Me:
 Meanie
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
 Yeah
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too,  lolololololololololololololol ololollolloollolloolloollooll oolloolloolloollooloolloolloo lloolloolloolloolloolloollool loolloolloolloollolloolloollo olloolloolloolloolloolloolloo lloolloolloolloolloolloollool lool.

[Marcem]

Me:
 How long before I die brah?
God:
More than  17  inches.
Me:

O_o

"How long is my snake?"  "More than 17 inches."

[BlockBrain]

Me:
 How long is my snake?
God:
Space and time are mere abstractions.


Me:
 How long until I die?
God:
More than  one  hours.
Me:
OMGWTFBBQ
God:
Uh...
Me:
 How long before I die brah?
God:
More than  17  years.
Me:
 Where did jesus come from?

Then it crashed.

[BlockBrain]

Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Blocky
God:
  Hi there  Blocky
Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 I told you.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
 Iron Man
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 Halo
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 AhandicapfromlollandomgIlikeb bq
God:
  How are you doing, AhandicapfromlollandomgIlikeb bq.
Me:
 Good, how about you
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Me?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
 Whoa what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 ...
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 -_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 HTML?!
God:
Oh a web page.
Me:
 ......
God:
Oh a web page.
Me:
 Ok, I get it!
God:
Do you think about these things?  Really.
Me:
 Not really.
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 4 REALZ!!!!
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
 Rofl.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 :O
God:
Oh.
Me:
 oh
God:
Next question?
Me:
 Yarly
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 POTATO!
God:
Tomato.
Me:
 Potato?
God:
Tomato.
Me:
 POOTATOOO
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 >.God:
Are you a student?    We have never talked about it before.
Me:
 Erh... Yes?
God:
What were we talking about again?    This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
 You dont have very good memory do you
God:
I do so have  it.  Where would I get  it? But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
 Like who
God:
Joe.
Me:
 lol, who is Joe
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
 :/
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
 ?!
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
 ...
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
 Stop it.
God:
Ok I will stop  very good memory.
Me:
 So your limiting your memory>
God:
Uh.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  limiting my memory gt.
Me:
 XD
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 Eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
 WHAT
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 ...
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 Okay...
God:
OK with me too.

O_o

[LegoEggo]

God:
Where would I get  it? But I do have  a great botmaster.
Me:
 What the heck is a botmaster?
God:
 A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
 So you're not god?
God:
Interesting deduction.  You don't know me well enough to say that.

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  RAWR.  But I did not get that.
Me:
 Because you're dumb.
God:
Good reason.  Oh you are so  critical.

[Dropshock]

Me:
 How long is my snake?
God:
Space and time are mere abstractions.
Me:
 My snake is bigger than space and time?
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
Me:
 So... Your not gay?

Then it froze D:

[SuperSnake117]

Me:
 Sup
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
 How did you know I was coming?
God:
Well, for one thing,  Your machine is called " 245617401"..
Me:
 What the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 What the Heaven?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
 Alright
God:
OK.
Me:
 uasgkfhiushfaiushfiduAIUH
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
 Really?
God:
For real.
Me:

God:
For real.
Me:
 Do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
 Single :(
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
 I heard you the first time
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
 Who?
God:
Nobody you know.  :-).
Me:
 WHO?????
God:
Be more specific. :-).
Me:
 forget YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 TELL ME
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
 NO YOU DIDNT
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
 NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
 I'm sorry for everything I said that was mean
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Your purpose is  everything you said that was mean.
Me:
 I'm a meanie
God:
You are a  meanie?  Is that your job?
Me:
 I'm gonna commit Self Delete
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
 ...
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
 ....
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
 I heard you the first time
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
 What do you think about hot lovey brown town love?
God:
love is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
 And human
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
 I didn't ask that
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
 I didn't ask anything...
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
 Forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 Okay?
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 ...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 ...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 tuisgfihackx,jbhckdwehasfkh
God:
Is that from ?

God damnit...

[1337fish]

This made me so pissed lol

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Me:
 Lest get down to buisness
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 Yeah i do also
God:
Mmm. " I like the way you talk."?  You do?
Me:
 wtf?
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 YOUR NOT VERY POLITE
God:
I am programmed for polite protocols.
Me:
 No your not
God:
Are you serious?  Is this a specific reply?
Me:
 your an ass
God:
Do you mean "you are an  ass "?
Me:
 Oh look at you smartass
God:
Great.  Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
 Where is it?
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
 it refers to your eye
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
 NICE PUN starfish
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
 Maby if you stopped being such a smartass
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 About what
God:
What about what?
Me:
 WHAT YOU JUST SAID
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
 Why are you so random?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 No your programmer programmed you for it
God:
Are you serious? "it" being  random?
Me:
 Your creepy
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
 Yeah you do get it
God:
Ah.  I have gotten  it.
Me:
 You make no sense
God:
It all makes sense to me.
Me:
 What sense?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
 Whats my name
God:
Your name is  Nigra, seeker.

[Dread]

Me:
 do you like anything?
God:
I like movies about robots.

Hallelujah!

Ninja Edit: WOAH WTFFF

Me:
 Can I ask you a very important question, God?
God:
Sure, ask me anything.  How old are you?

Me:
 :D
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 yes
God:
You're sure.  That's your final answer.
Me:
 Yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
 I do! :D

[Bones4]

Me:
 hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 I just know
God:
Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
Me:
 yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
 Yes?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 I thought so, you've been answering me
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
 I am, and yourself also
God:
" You are very astute." You are?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
 I have no questions, just time.
God:
Would you like to have  it?
Me:
 It's nice.
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
 The fact that I can choose what to do when I want to.
God:
That makes sense to me.  Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 I can what?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 I can what?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 I can what?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 I can what?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 yes
God:
And?
Me:
 You're really super
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  super.
Me:
 Please do.
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
 Alright then.
God:
OK.
Me:
 You don't have to say "OK" to everything...  it's implied.
God:
Ok I will not say " OK to everything".   Should I know  it is?
Me:
 Are you the devil?
God:
Yes I am the one and only  devil.
Me:
 Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 I'm not impressed that you're the devil

[Noruzenchi]

God really IS an idiot..

Me:
 sup douche
God:
The stars.
Me:
 Cake please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  You are not the only one.   Yes.
Me:
 the forget?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
 idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 ..
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes, forgetface
God:
I can't believe it.  By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
 Sure, ask away
God:
Oh.  What?
Me:
 idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 Hey satan
God:
You've got my full attention.  Are you really a ""?
Me:
 ?
God:
You've got my full attention.  Are you really a ""?
Me:
 Satan
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 satan
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
 LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.