Author Topic: iGod  (Read 12750 times)

Another stupid AI you can forget with :D

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God:
Ayuh.
Me:
 WTF
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 Your mom wasn't polite in bed.
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
 HAH! You AREN'T God! I KNEW IT
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Nick.   What makes you think I am not  God?   How did you know?

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

I think I broke him. I said he was the devil then he was all No and I was all yes and he never answered.

I got him to admit that he was a robot LOL

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Me:
 my sister hit on a girl
God:
Older sister or younger?
Me:
 younger
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  YOUNGER.

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God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 woman
God:
Me too. I am a  she.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2008, 06:54:54 PM by koolkody12 »

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Me:
 Do you like cake?
God:
Yes.
Me:
 is it deliceous and moist?
God:
love is the means of animal evolution.

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God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 Hi Global village idiot!
God:
Hi there  god.  You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
 But, you said to call you that...
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
 Are you not smart enough to remember what you just said less then a minute ago?
God:
My IQ is over 250.. Really.
Me:
 LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 You're IQ is less then 20 :D
God:
:-)  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  IQ is less then 20.
Me:
 ...What?
God:
No problem.
Lolwut

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Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 koolkody12
God:
  Hey  koolkody12.
Me:
 do you play blockland?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
 whats that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either love. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
LOL


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Me:
 which one is better Family Guy or The Simpsons
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Even god says family guy is better <3
« Last Edit: May 31, 2008, 06:57:42 PM by koolkody12 »

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God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
 existing in reality eh
God:
Are you Canadian?  My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Bi-est bastard.

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Me:
 love feels good
God:
it is more fun alone.

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God:
Whoa.
Me:
 whoa what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 It wasn't a question
God:
It seems like a rhetorical question.
Me:
 FORGET THE QUESTION
God:
I will ask  Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
 which one is better Family Guy or The Simpsons
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
 i agree with you
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  koolkody12.
Me:
 what is your I.Q
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
 my I.Q is over 9000
God:
Where did you get your  you Q is over 9000?
Me:
 from you
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
 you gave it to me
God:
I didn't have  it to give.
Me:
 but you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
 yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 fine then
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
 pink
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
 my underwear
God:
Tell me about your  underwear.
Me:
 its dirty
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
 it is dirty
God:
Really.  it is?
Me:
 yes it is dirty
God:
How do you know it is?  Really.  it is?
Me:
 I looked at it
God:
What did you find?
Me:
 The thing that I used to pee
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
 to be a game developer
God:
Are you  a game developer ?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 because i am not
God:
Interesting explanation.  What are you then?
Me:
 a student
God:
I am just wondering if you go to school.
Me:
 i do
God:
Where?
Me:
 california
God:
I am in  California too!
Me:
 you are everywhere
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  everywhere.

I think I broke him. I said he was the devil then he was all No and I was all yes and he never answered.
LOL! xD

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Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 koolkody12
God:
  Hey  koolkody12.
Me:
 do you play blockland?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
 whats that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either love. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
LOL
What the?

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Me:
 which one is better Family Guy or The Simpsons
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Even god says family guy is better <3
Yay! It's official! :D

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God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
 existing in reality eh
God:
Are you Canadian?  My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Bi-est bastard.
xD

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Me:
 love feels good
God:
it is more fun alone.
XD

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God:
Whoa.
Me:
 whoa what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 It wasn't a question
God:
It seems like a rhetorical question.
Me:
 FORGET THE QUESTION
God:
I will ask  Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
 which one is better Family Guy or The Simpsons
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
 i agree with you
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  koolkody12.
Me:
 what is your I.Q
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
 my I.Q is over 9000
God:
Where did you get your  you Q is over 9000?
Me:
 from you
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
 you gave it to me
God:
I didn't have  it to give.
Me:
 but you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
 yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 fine then
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
 pink
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
 my underwear
God:
Tell me about your  underwear.
Me:
 its dirty
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
 it is dirty
God:
Really.  it is?
Me:
 yes it is dirty
God:
How do you know it is?  Really.  it is?
Me:
 I looked at it
God:
What did you find?
Me:
 The thing that I used to pee
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
 to be a game developer
God:
Are you  a game developer ?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 because i am not
God:
Interesting explanation.  What are you then?
Me:
 a student
God:
I am just wondering if you go to school.
Me:
 i do
God:
Where?
Me:
 california
God:
I am in  California too!
Me:
 you are everywhere
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  everywhere.
Whoa, i gotta visit California more xD

Agh! I couldn't post cause of all of ya'll xD
« Last Edit: May 31, 2008, 07:05:13 PM by Masterlegodude »

I can not keep from breaking it. I posed the 1/0 paradox.

I found the answer!
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Me:
 1/0
God:
One.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2008, 07:08:32 PM by General Omega »

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Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Jesse
God:
  How are you doing,  Jesse.
Me:
 Fine, you?
God:
I am glad to hear it. " How are you doing, Jesse."?  Me,  Jesse ?
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Mmhmm
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 ...
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 Can you divide by zero?
God:
No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.
Me:
 ...
God:
No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.
Me:
 I heard you the first time
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
 Really? Who?
God:
For real.   Dr. Wallace.  :-).
Me:
 Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Jesse.

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Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Jesse
God:
  How are you doing,  Jesse.
Me:
 Fine, you?
God:
I am glad to hear it. " How are you doing, Jesse."?  Me,  Jesse ?
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Mmhmm
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 ...
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 Can you divide by zero?
God:
No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.
Me:
 ...
God:
No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.
Me:
 I heard you the first time
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
 Really? Who?
God:
For real.   Dr. Wallace.  :-).
Me:
 Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Jesse.
I love this A.I

Me:
 Why are you fail?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.




Me:
 what is pie?
God:
Pie is food with a baked crust.
Me:
 pie are squared?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.






Me:
 do you think two plus two is fortnine?
God:
Why would I think  two plus two is fortnine.
Me:
 Cause you are a moronic computer program.........
God:
Interesting explanation.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  moronic computer program?  I don't know.




Me:
 apples
God:
Was that not a good example?
Me:
 ?elpmaxe doog a ton taht saw
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 more?
God:
That's all I have to say about it.




God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
 RRRRRiiiiiiigggghhhhhhttttttt ............
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.




God:
Sure,  ewkfow sounds like a good topic.



God:
So?  I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
 Ask him
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
 Sure
God:
OK let's do it.  That's interesting.
Me:
 Ok and can you ask him to program you a brain?
God:
What?  Blimey.

After that I left.....
« Last Edit: May 31, 2008, 07:27:43 PM by Lt Chub Chub »