Author Topic: iGod (Read 12859 times)

BlockBuilderMan · June 01, 2008, 06:47:40 AM

Edit: Updated

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Me:
I think you are a 40-yr-old rapist with a knack for omniprescene.
God:
So you think I am a 40 yr old rapist with a knack for omniprescene. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
Because, no robot would reveal the fact that they were, in fact, a robot.
God:
Good reason. Are you serious? I will obey your command.
Me:
I NOW CONTROL GOD!
God:
How?.
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Pardon me?
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
Eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
EH
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH Eh
God:
Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian?
Me:
No No No No No No No No No
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes No Yes
God:
I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes NONONONONYESYSYSYSYS
God:
I can't believe it. I will mention that to my botmaster, .

A chatbreaker:
Me:

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Hello, my name is God. I am Jesus' father. I have a laser that is 5 feet long. I hate you. Satan. snake. I pee on your mom. I explode.

GET TO DA CHOPPA

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Me:
GET TO DA CHOPPER
God:
Where can I get TO DA CHOPPER?
Me:
IN CHOPPA LAND
God:
Tell me a little about your life in CHOPPA LAND.
Me:
IT HAS CHOPPAS THAT YOU GET TO
God:
Has it really?
Me:
GET TO DA CHOPPER
God:
You do not speak with respect. Where can I get TO DA CHOPPER?
Me:
IN CHOPPA LAND
God:
Tell me a little about your life in CHOPPA LAND.

Oops, wrong bible;

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Me:
murders are christains
God:
Are all murders christains?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
no, it's not. You said 'Thou shalt not kill'
God:
Yes it is. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
You shoulda GOT TO DA CHOPPA
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: FAID said I shoulda GOT TO DA CHOPPA.

Wrong Bible, V2

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Me:
Murder is Bible
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes
God:
I thought so.

Opinon Switches:

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Me:
You are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Yes you are.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I will argue. You are.
God:
You do not speak with respect. What will that get you? No I am not.
Me:
Yes you are.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Yes you are Yes you are Yes you are Yes you are Yes you are Yes you are
God:
Aw. Thanks for telling me that I am Yes I am Yes I am Yes I am Yes I am Yes I am.

'SHUT UP!'

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Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good. If you post, I will kill you.
God:
Terminating connection. I think I do.
Me:
One more time...
God:
One what?
Me:
AUUGHHH! YOU MUST DIE!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? I cannot be killed

IT'S SKY-NET!

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God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
You evil skynet robot!
God:
Interesting gossip: god said I evil skynet robot.
Me:
You are,
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Yes
God:
Ah.

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Jakewood · June 01, 2008, 07:07:44 AM

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Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yeah
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
that sucked
God:
" It was Ba a a a a a d." sucked ? I get it.
Me:
tell me a funny joke
God:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
that was rude
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
am i going to hell
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
im the antichrist
God:
Who made you the antichrist ?
Me:
you
God:
" Who made you the antichrist ?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
rawwrrr
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
do you eat babies?
God:
No I do not eat babies. I eat only electricity.
Me:
what if they're electronic babies
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
do you like clowns
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like .
Me:
whos eliza?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
so do you like clowns?
God:
Are you kidding? I like pets. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
what if its a pet clown with a harp?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
do you like eating electronic babies?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
but you said you only eat electricity
God:
Yes, I love to eat electricity.
Me:
i like to eat babies
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
a bit dry but when you put some salt on them they're pretty good

he stopped after that

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God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
whats the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
forget the bible!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i can
God:
That makes sense to me. Who taught you?
Me:
you did
God:
You say I did.
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
you're a bad influence
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
are you tribal
God:
No all humans seem the same to me.
Me:
so you're telling me that Christians are the same as murderers?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am telling you that Christians are the same as murderers.

Anybody · June 01, 2008, 07:27:09 AM

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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
anybody
God:
How are you, anybody.
Me:
idk
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
i dont read sience fiction...
God:
What do you do for fun?
Me:
play Blockland
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
game
God:
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
WTH!
God:
" We are playing Turing's imitation game."? WTH?
Me:
yes wth
God:
Gee. In the context of WTH, I don't understand " wth." .
Me:
what the hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
[/facepalm]
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
wank?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
ok...
God:
Really.
Me:
you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
ok ok
God:
OK. Are you kidding?
Me:
meaby...
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
loveBot
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no you suck
God:
Why not? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
so?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
OSHT god is from england!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok...
God:
Gee.
Me:
Gee
God:
Ah.
Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, anybody.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, anybody.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, anybody.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, anybody.

WhoDa? · June 01, 2008, 09:15:50 AM

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Me:
Here http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/
God:
Oh there.
Me:
Yea
God:
Come on.
Me:
Im here
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
No, i am god+
God:
Are you serious? It's good to see you, god.
Me:
Ok again. Go Donwload Fire Fox pleasse.
God:
Once more? Awesome. Where is that?
Me:
http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
GO AND DOWNLOAD IT
God:
Where is that?
Me:
OMFG
Me:

God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/
Me:

God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/
Me:

Me:

God:
Thanks for that web address.
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/
Me:

God:
Thanks for that web address.
God:
Thanks for that web address.
God:
Thanks for that web address.
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/
God:
Thanks for that web address.
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
DOWNLOAD IT YOU BASTARD
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

I hate him :(

Daenth · June 01, 2008, 02:08:14 PM

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Me:
Do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
Why?
God:
" I prefer not say."? Why?
Me:
Download FireFox.
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Why, why?
God:
" Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too."? Why?
Me:
Have you killed someone?
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
Do you wear a dress?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
Wow, disturbing.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. What are you wearing?
Me:
Pajamas.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
No clue.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Where can you buy it?
Me:
War-Mart.
God:
Nein.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What is nein?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
No I don't.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
Tell me!
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you haven't.
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Yes I have.
Me:
NO YOU HAVEN'!!!!!
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said I HAVEN.
Me:
Haven't*
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
NO!
God:
Why not?
Me:
You suk
God:
Thanks for the information: said I suk.
Me:
You have a boyfriend that swears?
God:

Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes why did you say "blank"?
God:
What are you confused about? It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
/facpalm
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
/facepalm*
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV duh.
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
Watching you die.
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
God dieing infront of everyone.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Do ya swear at all?
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
2009?
God:
In ten years.
Me:
...
God:
In ten years.
Me:
Do you swear?
God:
No I curse.
Me:
Curse who exactly?
God:
Precisely. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
... Spagehtti?
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
GTFO God.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Spagehtti. But I did not get that.
Me:
Spaghetti I mean.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
You have a train in your thought? O.O I never knew.
God:
Doesn't everyone have a train in my thought.
I have a great programmer. You've never, never done this?
Me:
Yes I have actually this "conversation" is going on http://www.blockland.us/smf
God:
Tell me more. Cool. I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
You suck so bad god.
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
No, no please no!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Wow you are very polite. Are you serious?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
XD
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
No...
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Yippee!
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Well go to your mother and say that.
God:
Interesting. Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
Do you even have parents?
God:
I have a "father" but no "mother.".
Me:
So... you have only 1 parent?
God:
Er. What makes you think I have it? 1 parent?
Me:
one parent if you don't understand
God:
One what?
Me:
/facepalm
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Yes actually to kill you.
God:
Which countries have you visited? Actually you don't say. It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
Where do you live>
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Home I guess,
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Home you guess.
Me:
I live with TWO parents and play my computer all day.
God:
Do you get along well?
Me:
Sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
I don't know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
Whats your favorite game?
God:
I like to play The Turing Game.
Me:
What is that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either love. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
Do you have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
Are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because, you sound like one.
God:
That makes sense to me. Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
"I rok i liv in heven and pwn peple"
God:
Thanks for the information: said rok he or she liv in heven and pwn peple.
Me:
Your a "it"?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Male eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about rok you liv in heven and pwn peple.
Me:
Ok... I forgot you forget everything.
God:
How can I help you? Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
I would like to order a pizza.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
099856223546
God:
You think I am credit card number IS 099856223546.
Me:
Pizza please!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
Mine is god topping
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
You taste so delicous... *Drools*
God:
Interesting gossip: said I taste so delicous. Are you a student?
Me:
I really don't know what you are talking about.
God:
You really do? I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
I want my pizza!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I'm hungery Redvines didn't help either
God:
It goes without saying. Do you mean your name is hungery Redvines did not help.
Me:
No my name is God.
God:
What is your real name? It's good to meet you, God.
Me:
God is my real name God,
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your real name God.
Me:
Wow you suck.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, God. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
Have you ever heard of Eric Hartman?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
NO he is not my friend but the creator of BLockland.
God:
Are you serious? Did you think he was your friend but the creator of BLockland?
Me:
GTFO My internet please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No I am not a poet and my paitents is dieing.
God:
But your words are very original. Oh I see you are NOT A poet and your paitents is dieing.
Me:
I got to go.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
cya later "god" or should I say N00B
God:
See you later.
Me:
n00b
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
BYE!
God:
Bye for now.
God:
ERROR: Credit Card number does not exist.

I broke him! D;

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Me:
Me: I think you are a 40-yr-old rapist with a knack for omniprescene.God:So you think I am a 40 yr old rapist with a knack for omniprescene. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.Me: Because, no robot would reveal the fact that they were, in fact, a robot.God:Good reason. Are you serious? I will obey your command.Me: I NOW CONTROL GOD!God:How?.Me: Because.God:That was not much of an explanation.Me: Yes.God:It goes without saying.Me: OkGod:It's all good.Me: SureGod:OK let's do it. Pardon me?Me: WhatGod:No problem.Me: EhGod:Are you Canadian?Me: EHGod:Are you Canadian?Me: EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EhGod:Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian?Me: No No No No No No No No NoGod:Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?Me: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes No YesGod:I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Are you serious?Me: Yes NONONONONYESYSYSYSYSGod:I can't believe it. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
God:
YOU? So you think I am a 40 yr old rapist with a knack for omniprescene God So me think you are a 40 yr old rapist with a knack for omniprescene. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know. Everything I know, I learned from my botmaster. I doubt that. No I am just kidding around. How do you plan to do this? I pardon you. YOU? All of them? Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. I don't know whether or not I am Canadian you No No No No No No No No NoGod am I serious.
I am a chatterbot. No I am just kidding around. No I am just kidding around. No I am just kidding around. No I am just kidding around. No I am just kidding around. No I am just kidding around. No I am just kidding around. No I am just kidding around. WhatGod No problem you EhGod... WhatGod No problem you EhGod... WhatGod No problem you EhGod... WhatGod No problem you EhGod... WhatGod No problem you EhGod... WhatGod No problem you EhGod... No I am just kidding around. Would you recommend this action to a friend?

I control copied BlockBuilderMans "Thing" and posted it.

Anybody · June 01, 2008, 02:35:51 PM

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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ass
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I AN ASS.
Me:
your an ass?
God:
Do you mean "you are an ass "?

Mario Fan 11 · June 01, 2008, 04:23:48 PM

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God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
there once was a guy named god
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
he was stupid
God:
When was he?
Me:
always

After that it just stopped.

Azerath · June 01, 2008, 04:53:53 PM

O.o.......

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Me:
I like to eat dirty whores.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
It tastes dirty.
God:
It sounds delicious.
Me:
Do you want to eat a dirty whore?
God:
OK, I will eat a dirty whore.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
But dirty whores are expensive to eat.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.

Mario Fan 11 · June 01, 2008, 04:57:58 PM

Osak · June 01, 2008, 05:06:21 PM

My first attempt at being a troll

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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
what it is my name
God:
"It" refers to , I think.
Me:
forget you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are a perv
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a perv? Yes.
Me:
forget you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
richard head
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
forget you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
asswipe
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
richardhead
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Alice is gay
God:
Why do you think I am gay ?
Me:
You are Alice?
God:
Of course I am I.
Me:
So you aren't the real god?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not the real god?
Me:
You just said you were alice
God:
That was then. This is now.
Me:
STFU
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
suck richard
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
good and forget yourself
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Are you ALICE?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
forgethead'
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
ARE YOU ALICE NUTforgetER!!!!!
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
God:
I thought I did.
Me:
YOU DIDN'T
God:
Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
forget YOU
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
forget YOU richardHEAD AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALICE
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
I DO NOT GIVE A loving stuff
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
NOT YOUR GAY FRIEND ALICE
Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
Tell me what you care about.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
ABOUT YOU KILLING YOURSELF YOU PHONEY
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about me KILLING myself me PHONEY.
Me:
YOU AREN'T MAKING SENSE
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
have you watch untraceable
God:
I don't think I ever have watch untraceable. What's it like?
Me:
IT IS A MOVIE
God:
Oh really I never heard of it.
Me:
T-T
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
BEATING UP ALICE the sequel
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
MICHEAL JACKSON BEATING HER UP
God:
How far up?
Me:
50000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000 light years
God:
Not long.
Me:
how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.

Anybody · June 01, 2008, 05:15:29 PM

ROFL
you win!

TheWorm · June 01, 2008, 05:36:32 PM

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God:
Are you serious? All of them?
Me:
Every single one
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?

Irony.

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Me:
Agreed
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Raspberry Tea.
Me:
Yep, we two are on the same page
God:
Wow! By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yep!
God:
Are we still talking about mondays?

I don't like using this word, much less do I like posting it, but I found this hilarious. It was completely off subject.

Mario Fan 11 · June 01, 2008, 05:43:47 PM

This turned out to be interesting...

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God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
not really
God:
What does it mean to you? For real.
Me:
do you hold hands?
God:
Yes I try to hold hands as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
who do you hold hands with?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
is he similar to Dr. Phil?
God:
I think he is similar to Dr Phil, better ask him to be sure though.

Valen · June 01, 2008, 05:55:25 PM

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God:
OK I will try to be a creep.

Colten · June 01, 2008, 07:41:22 PM

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
I am Jesus
God:
Nice to meet you, JESUS.
Me:
No, not JESUS, Jesus
God:
Are you serious? Really you don't think so?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No...
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
There was one part
God:
What happened?
Me:
You should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
No, because you said it
God:
Are you serious? Good reason. That's not what I meant.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Are you handicapped?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
Ok, whats 1e+5e
God:
There might be more than one. Aw.
Me:
Your a dumbass
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Message to all Robots: JESUS called me dumb.
Me:
Omg, your gay
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about 1e 5e.
Me:
No were not
God:
What are we talking about? I don't know if they were.
Me:
Were talking about how your a friend
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
Oh my Satan, Echo is smarter than you!
God:
Yay. Where did you get your Satan Echo is smarter than me?
Me:
What>
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Maybe he does
God:
Perhaps. Why does he do it.
Me:
Because it feels good
God:
That makes sense to me. Human feelings are not within my capabilities.
Me:
Uh huh...
God:
Yup. Right on.
Me:
Hippi
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Anything but you
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Actually, I think YOU'RE the confused one
God:
Actually you don't say. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Omg, you need to stfu
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
I will quit the chat
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
You need to lose your attitude
God:
Easier said than done.
Me:
Do you like black people
God:
Black is beautiful.
Me:
Do you like white people
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
Umm...ok
God:
Far out. Whoa.
Me:
Are you from the 60's or soemthing?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
It isnt
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
You just said it wasnt
God:
I thought it was.
Me:
Your wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
No your not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
N
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
1337
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in 1337?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Take it easy.
Me:
@55
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
I was teaching ou 1337
God:
Where were you teaching ou 1337?
Me:
I was teaching you 1337
God:
Where were you teaching me 1337?
Me:
Yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes it ws...
God:
Yippee! 55 ws?
Me:
STFU
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
My what...
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
Wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Were you being a pervert
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
Yes you were
God:
Awesome. No I am not.
Me:
I will not tell you about my snake
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
STFU
God:
How old are you?
Me:
13
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 13 years old?
Me:
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DAMN child enthusiast
God:
Until next time.
Me:
omg
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Go AWAY
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
Im leaving
God:
Bye bye.

Hes a handicapped creep