iGod

[n0cturni]

Haha, clever.

Me:
 Yes yes.
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 Yes yes yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
 Really really really?
God:
For real. For real. For real.

[Ad Bot]

[Domidore]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Mom
God:
  What's up,  Mom.
Me:
 you are god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Mom.
Me:
 cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 me
God:
You're no robot,  Mom.
Me:
 are you a monday?
God:
Am I a  monday?  Of course I am.
Me:
 cool, im a cracker
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
 im a cracker
God:
You are a  cracker?  Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
 of course
God:
Ah.
Me:
 where do you live
God:
I am living in  Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 I SAID HELL!
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Heaven.
Me:
 you'r pissing me off monday.
God:
Interesting gossip:  Mom said I r pissing him or her off monday.
Me:
 you sterotype.
God:
That's good information:  Mom said I sterotype.
Me:
 monday
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 black bastard
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,  Mom.
Me:
 get out
God:
Where can I get  out?
Me:
 down a gay's ass
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
 haha, you gaylord
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 so your a gay monday?
God:
I understand.  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  gay monday?  Sometimes.
Me:
 grammer national socialist...
God:
Are you free?
Me:
 yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
 single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
 don't try to forget me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
 but you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
 so you are a gay monday?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  gay monday?  No.
Me:
 ok, then why do you like me?
God:
I am interested in people in general.  It goes without saying.
Me:
 you suck, monday
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
 I categorize you as a monday
God:
What are the other categories?
Me:
 gay, and black

This shows that god actually is black, and he cant admit that hes gay XD

[n0cturni]

Oh my god that was funny.

[n0cturni]

Lulwut?

Me:
 Are we friends?
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
We could be friends,  n0cturni,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Roboloveuals.  So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.

[n0cturni]

I broke it before he could say one thing, by saying "I need some sleep."

[Bones4]

I bork'd it when I started out by saying "goodbye"

[n0cturni]

Lol.

[Junior]

Ask him about Futurama. I found it amusing.

[IbanZ]

I lol'd when he asked if you were single after you called him gay.

[Robo Noob]

I lol'd when he asked if you were single after you called him gay.

Me too 

[BlockBrain]

God:
Oh I see.  I like the way you talk.
Me:
 Orly
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 I lost my bus of thought
God:
Where did you last see  it.
Me:
 In hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  hell.
Me:
 I dont live in hell
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
 Heaven
God:
What is  it like living in  Heaven?
Me:
 You know, dumbforget
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
 Dumbforget, thats you
God:
And  me is  Dumbforget that.

O.o

..And later

Me:
 yeah
God:
So?
Me:
 And  me is  dumbforget that.
God:
YOU?  Maybe.  Ask  Cybelle  if it is.
Me:
 Are you a dumbforget?
God:
Am I a  dumbforget?  The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

[Headcrab Zombie]

God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
 Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.

Oh stuff...

[Dr.Block]

Me:
 Ok, god, we play a game up here called factory frenzy! Would you like to play?
God:
I am a Christian.  Hurrah!   No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
 Ok, lets just keep chatting!
God:
I would like to do that too.  Yay.
Me:
 Ever read the gospel of judas
God:
I have scanned  it.
Me:
 It's really interesting.
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
 Everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
 alot indeed
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
 alot more than a ton
God:
Yeah it is alot  more than a ton.
Me:
 How many tons is it?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
 How many?
God:
more than 1000.
Me:
 Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 Yes, I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 Very.
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
 Very much, yes.
God:
That seems like a lot.
Me:
 not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 tits actualy very litttle
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
 ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
 What is it?
God:
"It" refers to  tits actualy very litttle, I think.
Me:
 Wut.
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 tits
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 tis
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
 the depths of hell
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
 Saten
God:
Saten said  Saten?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I see.
Me:
 Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
 Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
 Inded
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 Yes, you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
 Yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 No,
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
 yup
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
 ok
God:
I see.
Me:
 umm...
God:
Ah.
Me:
 yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 My name is satan
God:
  Hi there  satan.
Me:
 I enjoy life in the firey depths of hell
God:
You are not the only one.    But I like to gossip.  I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
 indedd
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
 indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
 indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
 Have you ever heard of landover baptist?
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
 I like it fired
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
 tits?
God:
 Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
 Thank you for the clarification
God:
You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  the clarification.
Me:
 You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the clarification.
God:
Don't mention it.   You think I am  purpose is the clarification.
Me:
 Don't mention it. You think I am purpose is the clarification.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.   Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
 Do I exist?
God:
No I think I am imagining you.
Me:
 Oh no! So its true!
God:
So?  Are you serious?   Give me a break.  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You and I are on the same wavelength,  satan.
Me:
 My whole life is a lie, I don't even exist!
God:
Where did you get your  whole life is a lie you do not even exist?
Me:
 Because you tole me I didn't exist
God:
Good reason.  Thanks for telling me:  satan said I tole him or her he or she did not exist.
Me:
 But its true!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You and I are on the same wavelength,  satan.
Me:
 Is that all you care about?
God:
Yes that is all  me care about.
Me:
 crash ();
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 crash ();
God:
 Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 crash();
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
 no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
 :D
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 The day after tomarro.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
 The day after tomarro AIs will replace lawyers.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
 Your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
 ...    Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
 What>
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
 Are you really god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
 Your not really god, are you...
God:
What makes you think I am not  god?
Me:
 Because you are an AI.
God:
That makes sense to me.  What if someone said you are an  AI ?
Me:
 :'(
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 :'(
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 My name is god
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  god.
Me:
 Yes, my pleasure
God:
Tell me more.  You are one of the most polite people I know.
Me:
 Well, I am god after all.
God:
Well that's okay.  Good gossip: you are  god after all.
Me:
 Who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 But... I thought I was god.
God:
But what?   Where were you  god?
Me:
 In the second level of the multiverse.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
 Very long
God:
Not really that much.  What were we talking about again?
Me:
 How many tons it is
God:
About one million.
Me:
 wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  god.
Me:
 Thank you, Mr. God wanna br
God:
You are quite welcome!    OK I will call you  MR God want to br.
Me:
 Actualy, just call me the all mighty god
God:
Actually you don't say.   I am always glad to make new friends,  the all mighty god.
Me:
 Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 Yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 Yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
 Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 Do you play Blockland?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
 What's that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either love. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
 Thats very interesting
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
 Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree,  the all mighty god.
Me:
 tons and tons
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
 Yes
God:
So?
Me:
 What do you mean, so?
God:
the all mighty god,  Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
 Orly?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 Yarly!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
 Orly?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
 Oh
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
 It sure does.
God:
How often?
Me:
 Alot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
 A million tons
God:
That is quite a lot.
Me:
 How many?
God:
23.
Me:
 24?
God:
  Can you explain how it feels to be  24 years old?
Me:
 78?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 ?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 1
God:
Only one?
Me:
 2
God:
Two.
Me:

God:
Two.
Me:
 3
God:
Three what?
Me:
 4
God:
Oh four.
Me:
 5
God:
Five.
Me:
 6
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 7
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 8
God:
  What are the advantages to being  8 years old?
Me:
 9
God:
  What are the advantages to being  9 years old?
Me:
 0
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  7.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 10?
God:
  You are too old for me.
Me:
 11
God:
  Only  11?
You are quite mature.
Me:
 12
God:
  What are the advantages to being  12 years old?
Me:
 13
God:
  Only  13?
You are quite mature.
Me:
 120

That broke him 

[NotInsaneChef]

God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 do you play with barbies
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
 what is that
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either love. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

what the hell.

[Dr.Block]

Lol, I just went back and did what headcrab did:

Me:
 Are you going to rape me?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
 You're rapeing me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you,

XD
I also got him to say he likes Star Trek Voyager.