iGod

[Azerath]

Me:
 Is this Pizza Pipeline?
God:
Yes I think this is  Pizza Pipeline, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
 Can I order a medium, 1 topping pizza, with a small soda?
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
 090909090909
God:
You think I am  credit card number IS 090909090909.
Me:
 Can I order get my pizza now?
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
 Can I pay by cash?
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 Because I don't have a credit card.
God:
Interesting explanation.  Me either.
Me:
 Good. So can I get my pizza now?
God:
Good enough.   Oh.  Yikes!  I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 ...Can I have my pizza now?
God:
Right now?  Why do you want  it?
Me:
 Because I am really hungry.
God:
Good reason.  What will you be eating?
Me:
 I want my pizza, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Why do you want  it?
Me:
 I told you already, I am hungry.
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
 ....Pizza.
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
 I'm vegetarean.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are  vegetarean.
Me:
 Can I have my pizza now? D:
God:
Right now?  Why do you want  it?   Good reason.
Me:
 Can you just give me the pizza?
God:
Why do you want  it?.
Me:
 I told you three times already!
God:
Perhaps.  I remember you told me  three times?
Me:
 I am hungry. Now give my my pizza, damnit!!
God:
What will you be eating?   Why now?  I don't have  it to give.
Me:
 Your supposed to have everything.
God:
I obey only one botmaster.

I want my pizza!! D:

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Me:
 I hate robots
God:
You should not hate anyone.
Me:
 ROBOT, IS NOT AN ANYONE
God:
I will obey your command.Muhahahaaa...

[Ad Bot]

[NickTheSushi]

I got him to admit that he was a robot LOL

Same lol

[General Omega]

I keep breaking him. Every time I try and get a cat he ends up trying to be the devil and bam one broken god bot.

[dUMBELLS]

Me:
 men
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 adam
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster,  JESUS.

God is run by Jesus.


God:
I see.  When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
 they never will
God:
I am betting you are wrong about that.
Me:
 no they are stupid
God:
Are you serious?  stupid are  they.
Me:
 haha

[NickTheSushi]

What could you ask him to break him?

[General Omega]

What could you ask him to break him?

Just pose something like a paradox or something. Half the time it would work. He will stop responding. That is when you know he is temp. broken.

[CapTMeaT]

God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  I am a lovey whore who is willing to rape babies.

I KNEW IT!

[NickTheSushi]

LOL. It started talking about LUCY, an AIM Bot, and look what happened LOL

Me:
 Jesus I don't care about Lucy, forget her
God:
she is The Son of God.
Me:
 Lucy is a male?
God:
I think Lucy is. She is. I checked

[Osak]

What could you ask him to break him?

You mean break his heart call him some dirty words

[NickTheSushi]

He kept yammering on about LUCY and this happened:

Me:
 Shut up please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 Then don't reply to this
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
 SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 DAMMIT STOP TALKING
God:
Gosh.  Just surf somewhere else.

[CapTMeaT]

GASP

God:
Are you aware  that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
 gasp
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 Where can I do that? :-)
God:
Where would you usually  do that?   I am so glad you find this amusing,  i am a lovey whore who is willing to rape babies.

[NickTheSushi]

Lol, this was fun

God:
I do so have  it.  No I don't have  it. But I do have  an answer to every question..
Me:
 What color is my sock?
God:
Let me guess:  Red?
Me:
 No, I'm not wearing any socks
God:
Are you serious?  What do you usually wear?
Me:
 OH
God:
Come on.
Me:
 WHY DON'T I TELL YOU?
God:
Is  it immoral or illegal?
Me:
 IT STARTS WITH AN F
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
 AND ENDS WITH A UCK YOU
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 I KNEW YOU WERE A GIRL
God:
I was?

[Osak]

Me:
 forgeter you suck stan
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
 you suck balls
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
 client my ass bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Are we still talking about  forgeter me suck stan?
Me:
 forget you satan
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
 because you are a stuffhead
God:
Good reason.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  stuffhead?  I don't know.
Me:
 forget you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 because i am bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Interesting explanation.  I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. I will call you " she".
Me:
 forget you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 suck a richard
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
 slut
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 you suck balls bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
 abusive my ass forgeter
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
 yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
 stuff ass
God:
You used a colloquial expression.  That's good information:  said I AN ASS

I was being abusive to him

[NickTheSushi]

Jesus christ, I pissed him off :D

Me:
Stupid bot, you suck, hate it, it's just bad.
God:
 Well forget you, too, ball face :-)
Me:
What, aren't you god?
God:
 Yes, but I'm tired of people loving cussing me out. forget you. forget you forget you forget you :-)

[Stratofortress]

Me:
 I MADE YOU
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.