Slay That Dragon - thread number idon'tlovingknow

[huddles]

he kills you for no reason

I pelt him with pebbles, if you know what i mean.

[Ad Bot]

[shyGriff]

he kills you for no reason

I tell it to stop being a dragon

[*FacePalm*]

he becomes a nuke and explodes, then returns to a dragon.

i wear a dragonproof suit and use an anti dragon weapon.

[Supersylox]

Your dragonproof suit gave you only 58 armor, compared to the dragons 93 damage claw attack, and he proceeds to scratch your face off

I fart in the dragon's general direction.

[*FacePalm*]

he farts back and you suffocate and die from it.

i use SCIENTOLOGY

[Socrates]

he becomes a nuke and explodes, then returns to a dragon.

i wear a dragonproof suit and use an anti dragon weapon.

Admins bans thee for godmodding

In other news, Socrates has just peed himself in an attempt to hide his sent
(So he says)

[Cybertails1998]

Now you smell like piss

I get a table and throw it at the dragon

[PowerDag]

Your table breaks.

* PowerDag ceases to exist

[*FacePalm*]

but the dragon means buisness.

i shart

[ShadowYoshi294]

Now you smell like piss

I get a table and throw it at the dragon

"I'm going to eat some fresh Cyber Tails. NOW WHERE'S MAH FAVORITE PLATE?!"
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The dragon sharts back.

I throw a piece of his favorite food to distract him so I can backstab him.

[Socrates]

Dragon sits there and ponders why after 12 or so pages of posts users still have not slain him.

* Dragon gains Boredom.

[Supersylox]

Dragon rapes the corpses of its dead victims and is no longer bored

I throw a dragon fleshlight at it.

[ultimamax]

Dragon rapes the corpses of its dead victims and is no longer bored

I throw a dragon fleshlight at it.

The dragon already has a woman that can breath fire out of her genitalia. This does the same thing. He eats it and crushes you.

I roll to uppercut, and get a 20.