Killer

[Decepticon]

I put you in a bag and Hi-Jack a helicopter, dropping you from the top of a building you land on a balcony injuring your knee, I parachute down to you and stab both of your legs and knock you out. You soon wake up on a bed and suddenly a saw cuts you in half. You're still alive barely as I suddenly decapitate you with a crowbar.

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[Talent74]

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I fart a poisonous cloud of green stuff smoke that ruptures all of your organs at the same time with a whiff of it.

[Lamebro1]

I cut of your richard and make you choke on it.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I turn into Male GLaDOS, and trap you in a room with nerotoxin

I stuff your body in a firepit with carbon monoxide in it

GLaDOS would be proud

[ShadowYoshi294]

I turn into Male GLaDOS, and trap you in a room with nerotoxin

I stuff your body in a firepit with carbon monoxide in it

GLaDOS would be proud

I use Wheatley's four-part plan on you.

[Devo]

I wrap your tail around your mouth until you suffocate.

[Alyx Vance]

I rip off your finger nails and toe nails then I use them to rip out your eyeballs and force feed them to you then I take and nail you to a wall using a nail gun with rusty nails coated in sulfuric acid then after all of that I put you in a oven to bake for an hour and after that I put you in a furnace and watch you burn!

[Fluff-is-back]

I hit you with a panda.

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I rip off your finger nails and toe nails then I use them to rip out your eyeballs and force feed them to you then I take and nail you to a wall using a nail gun with rusty nails coated in sulfuric acid then after all of that I put you in a oven to bake for an hour and after that I put you in a furnace and watch you burn!

The nails would melt.

[Peejster]

I give you cookies and milk and send you off to bed.
Your pillow was replaced with a landmine.

[SWAT One]

I tie you to a wall and then use acupuncture to make you bleed to death.

[Alyx Vance]

The nails would melt.

The furnace comes last so they will feel the pain.

[Katadeus]

Put you in a concrete box with air-holes and a flashlight.

[Alyx Vance]

New one:
Buried alive then I take and use a underground device to start heating the full steel casket to the point your skin begins to melt.

Oh god I cringed at that.