Author Topic: My snake is bleeding! (Read 85622 times)

matthewbim11 · February 18, 2010, 07:04:12 AM

Hum hum.... I belive the proper response to this is what the forget and I'm twelve and what is this.

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E_net4 · February 18, 2010, 07:15:47 AM

Well, if you pee blood again, then you must take serious measures. Otherwise, just wait for it to heal.

Tingalz · February 18, 2010, 07:24:54 AM

Oh my god lol.

E_net4 · February 18, 2010, 07:26:08 AM

Everyone is twelve!
Twelve twelve twelve!

Masterlegodude · February 18, 2010, 07:27:30 AM

Quote from: E_net4 on February 18, 2010, 07:26:08 AM

Everyone is twelve!
Twelve twelve twelve!

I am 15 and what is this

Tingalz · February 18, 2010, 07:28:46 AM

I'm 12 and this is not.

D3ATH · February 18, 2010, 07:32:22 AM

Quote from: Skyler97 on February 18, 2010, 06:53:12 AM

No, I used it like a fleshlight, squeezed it too hard, it caved in. I cut my snake.

Tip of the day: Don't be a cheapskate.

comr4de · February 18, 2010, 07:33:24 AM

MY snake IS BLEEDING

E_net4 · February 18, 2010, 07:35:00 AM

If you're not 18 or older, then you're twelve.

Manty · February 18, 2010, 07:41:15 AM

This topic makes me both cringe and laugh. I suppose you had this coming though, you just don't masturbate with a tuna jar.

sir dooble · February 18, 2010, 07:50:36 AM

It's probably best to take this as a lesson and don't go masturbating with glass or sharp objects.

Unless you're into cutting your richard for loveual pleasure.

Chriz · February 18, 2010, 08:09:02 AM

Pics of the jar or you had a man-period.

SupremeCommander · February 18, 2010, 08:19:13 AM

Quote from: Skyler97 on February 18, 2010, 06:54:18 AM

You brought up starfishs in the first place.

edit, IM PISSING BLOOD!

It could be that:
A) You irritated your urinary tract, where it goes through the snake, due to compressing it, etc. Glass is rather hard.
B) There is a serious problem and the cut is that deep.

If it was B, if the gash is small, and you've disinfected it and it is bandaged well, and I mean well, then you may get away with it. All a hospital could offer is stitches, and these leave scars etc, and are not needed for small cuts.

If A, then don't worry.

If it is a rather large gash, then it's your call.
Stitches would be appropriate, and embarrassment would be had.

Quote from: Chriz on February 18, 2010, 08:09:02 AM

Pics of the jar or you had a man-period.

He did, read a few pages back.

Chriz · February 18, 2010, 08:23:03 AM

Quote from: SupremeCommander on February 18, 2010, 08:19:13 AM

He did, read a few pages back.

Oh stuff. Sorry. Morning here and I'm a bit oblivious.

MrMulch · February 18, 2010, 08:28:00 AM

In the future, use your loving hand. I mean? What the hell? Further more if your pissing blood see a god damn doctor, if you don't want to tell him you were jacking, make up an excuse ahead of time.