Cool pickup lines.

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Share your pickup lines here.

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[King of losers]

"Hey, you're TEETS are huge!"

[Nymethus]

Share what?

[King of losers]

"You know, if you come back to my place, I'll tell you whats in my secret sauce."

[Nymethus]

oic


"hey... wanna love?"

 

[kakashi11]

"HEY! want to go to the bar and look at...."

"oh wait, never mind"

[skill4life]

"Like my mustache?"

[Nymethus]

"Like my mustache?"

"ew no!"

[Bisjac]

(girls name here), your gonna cook me dinner, im gonna cook you breakfast. and in between, we'll just cook.

[Inv3rted]

You: I like your shoes.
Girl: Um, thanks.
You: ...
Girl: ...
You: Wanna forget?

[DracoSoul]

"People call me Draco, but you can call me later"

Don't use that

[Tom Gunn]

And what is with all these parrots flying around!

[DracoSoul]

Are you...?

[King of losers]

"Now now children theres plenty of love to go around!"

[Sabbin]

"Now now children theres plenty of love to go around!"

You're going to be a child enthusiast.