Slay That Dragon

[skelolego229]

You are dead. Real nice job.

I respawn and change my class to ice wizard. I leave to go powerleveling by killing rats.

the rats get pissed and overwhelm you




I show the dragon the derailed drama about me to make his eyes bleed

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[snugglebear212]

the rats get pissed and overwhelm you




I show the dragon the derailed drama about me to make his eyes bleed

but wait thats not blood. it is actually lava. turns out he has to fart but it got stuck and now he is struggling to push it o-FIREINTHEHOLEEVERYBODYDUCK

[Welknair]

but wait thats not blood. it is actually lava. turns out he has to fart but it got stuck and now he is struggling to push it o-FIREINTHEHOLEEVERYBODYDUCK

The dragon just goes and kills you because you were standing there.


I respawn and go make friends with the below poster.

[snugglebear212]

guess who!!! :)

[Rughugger]

Dragon poo!

I let the dragon eat me in one bite and as i travel along his digestive tract, I secure multiple remote claymores. As I'm crapped out, I run to a safe distance and press the button. Dragon explodes and meat is had for all.

[Talent74]

The dragon's ex-wife comes in and swipes your head off of your neck.

[Rughugger]

The dragon's ex-wife comes in and swipes your head off of your neck.

I come back as a ghost and speak "Well technically I still won this game. Have fun dealing with the PMS Dragon ex-Waifu." And fades into eternal obscurity.

[King of losers]

I come back as a ghost and speak "Well technically I still won this game. Have fun dealing with the PMS Dragon ex-Waifu." And fades into eternal obscurity.

Everyone tells you to Get Out.

I try to make peace with the dragon.

[Talent74]

The dragon disagrees, and nags you.

I try to give the dragon alamony.

[Cybertails1998]

What alamony?
Oh wait, that thing clawed in half.
Not to mention blood on it.

I throw a n00b at it.

[lordician]

You throw yourself, it glady eats you.

I throw him some fish, because you can get friends with it if you feed it.
Right?

[Xamples]

dragon dislikes the smell and eats you instead.. i tell the female dragon she is a lovey dragon and i turn to beastiality to have lots of little humanoid dragons (humans that can breath fire and skin is as hard as dragon scales)... then realises that i just did something illegal in my state

[Cybertails1998]

Cops cap you.

TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
All aboard the idiot wagon!

[m1k3y4e7]

it stomps on your idiot wagon.

i leave,and wait for it to die of age.

[Welknair]

You die first.

I play "Puff the Magic Dragon" on magic reed pipes.
(oots ftw)