Author Topic: Pick up the nearest object.  (Read 23235 times)

A gamepad...

1 - Probably not... I suppose the wire could be used to strangle people or use as some kinda flail.
2 - Maybe... Flail, choke... Or of course just throw it.
3 - Who says they're even gonna loving attack me]?

My dads combat knife. Hes a marine.

1.HELLS YES
2. HELLS YES
3. HELLS YES

My dads combat knife. Hes a not marine.

1.HELLS YES
2. HELLS YES
3. HELLS YES

Fixed.


My kitten, Sweety Bits.

1. Possibly. Depends on how my cats day is going.
2. forget yes.
3. I smell bunny bacon.

My handgun icecube mold...
  1. Nope.
   2. Freeze him? Nope. (Well, I could smack him...)
    3. Nope.
 If only it was a real gun...


Knife


1.forget YEAH
2.Ummm..forget YES
3.GTFA BUNNIES(no)

A small key

1. It depends on the speed and flesh-hungriness of them, probably yes
2. DON'T forget WITH ME WITH THIS
3. all the little cute teeth sinking into my gore as I fade off with a last glimpse of what is this I don't even



and I would open nienhaus1's lock FOR EPIC WIN.


Empty Vanilla Coke Bottle.

1. No.

2. Yes, I could also use my self defense skills.

3. Maybe if it was full.... :(

Hand.

1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.


Halo 2. AKA, everything in the game. Namely the MJOLINR armor.

1:I'll feed them with their own entrails.(Yes)
2:I'll choke em on their own teeth.(YES)
3:I'll pet them.(Nope. Too cute.)


my pet chihuahua/pug/terrier/yorkie

1. why would i whack a zombie with a dog?
2. if she bites them hard enough :)
3. they were made to kill em!

Fixed.


My kitten, Sweety Bits.

1. Possibly. Depends on how my cats day is going.
2. forget yes.
3. I smell bunny bacon.

Nuh uh! it not fixed.