Pick up the nearest object.

[phyco_man57]

my laptop
1.not for long
2.maybe if i throw it right
3. OH YES

[Ad Bot]

[Supreme Guy]

Tear=off calendar.

1. No
2. No
3. Goats, maybe.

[carolcat]

A piece of cereal.
 1.Bye-bye me :c
 2. Nope.
 3. Forget it.

[sir dooble]

A SmartPhone.

1- Not unless I can run far and fast.
2- Possibly, if I could hold it in my fist and not have it break.
3- It depends on how vicious.

[NickTheSushi]

Cat treats

1. No
2. No
3. Depends if bunnies like seafood flavors.

[masterockets]

Lamp
1. no
2. maybe
3. yus

[TheArmyGuy]

Without thinking, pick up the nearest object that is not your mouse, keyboard, or computer.  Now, would you:

1. Survive the Zombie Apocolypse
2. Win in a street fight
3. Fend off an army of vicious rabbits

with said item?

Lego AT-TE
I'd blast all zombies with the main gun , while using it to mash a person in a street fight and I step on the rabbits with the feet.
That covers it pretty well I think.

Edit: forget , If I had just moved my AT-AT closer :c

[skyblue6245]

A paper clip

1.no
2.no
3. AUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *no*

[PhireX7]

Mouse pad

Yes.
Yes.
Prob. not

[JJA0]

Letter opener.

1. No
2. Depends on where i stab them
3. I have no idea

[carolcat]

 My F117-Nighthawk plane model.

 1. CQC w/ zom... Nah.
 2. CQC: stab then with the nose of it.
 3. CQC w/ rabid rabbit... HAHAH THROWING STAR no.

 If only it was real... Then those ppl would be toast.

  WAIT- I think I'd be able to stab ppl with the pointy end.

[?]

My F117-Nighthawk plane model.

 1. CQC w/ zom... Nah.
 2. CQC: stab then with the nose of it.
 3. CQC w/ rabid rabbit... HAHAH THROWING STAR no.

 If only it was real... Then those ppl would be toast.

  WAIT- I think I'd be able to stab ppl with the pointy end.

Why do you type ppl when you can just type People?

[carolcat]

Why do you type ppl when you can just type People?

Idk. I broke a keyboard yesterday so I had to switch to my old one w/ sticky keys, so I shorten stuff so it's not as annoying 2 type :/

 Anyways:
  My math book.
1. Smash their heads. Maybe.
 2. Fill em' up with 6th grade math and 7th grade equasions... Maybe.
  3. XP

[Fatcorny]

High durability sketchers flashlight disguised as a large box of McDonalds chicken McNuggets made with white meat chicken all sewn into a large Bucket of McDonalds chicken McNuggets made with white meat chicken

1. Garshnip
2. Garshnip
3. Garshnip

XP

[D3ATHCAT]

my cat:

-hell yes
-super hell yes
-eating teim